The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Balm - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies

The Ugly Sweater Guy: The Life of the Holiday Party

Decked out in his loudest, most outrageous holiday sweater, The Ugly Sweater Guy is the beloved, over-the-top character who brings laughter and cringe-worthy charm to every Christmas party. Freshly brewed from Christmas magic, he lives his best life—and now he invites you to live your best beard life with the unforgettable aromas of Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies.

Scent Profile:

• Butterscotch Bourbon: Warm and inviting, capturing the essence of festive cheer.
• Balsam Fir: Crisp and woodsy, adding a touch of evergreen magic to the blend.
• Vanilla Cookies: Sweet and comforting, like a plate of freshly baked holiday treats.

The Ugly Sweater Guy isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to embrace the joy, laughter, and cozy warmth of the holiday season. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard oil nourishes and softens your beard, surrounding you with a scent that’s as memorable as the holiday party itself.

Benefits:

• Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Keeps your beard healthy and ready to spread cheer.
• Seals in Moisture: Locks in hydration, preventing dryness and itchiness.
• Deeply Moisturizes: Nourishes from within for optimal growth and resilience.
• Softens Beard Hairs: Allows for easy styling and a smooth, manageable beard.
• Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling festive and inviting throughout the day.
• Reduces Skin Inflammation: Soothes irritation and supports healthier beard growth.

The Wizard's Promise:

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

Directions:

1. Apply the desired amount to your hand.
2. Warm by rubbing together.
3. Work into your beard and style to celebrate the holiday spirit!

Ingredients:

• Castor Oil: High in vitamin E and omega-6 fatty acids, perfect for conditioning.
• Coconut Oil: Adds shine, softness, and prevents hair breakage.
• Sweet Almond Oil: Acts as a sealant, nourishing and protecting your beard.
• Argan Oil: Rich in antioxidants and vitamin E, protecting against environmental damage.
• Jojoba Oil: Provides essential vitamins and minerals for beard strength.
• Shea Butter: Reduces skin irritation and prevents breakage.
• Beeswax: Offers light hold and seals in moisture.
• Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and meets IFRA standards.

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee:

If the magic of The Ugly Sweater Guy doesn’t leave you grinning, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked. Embrace the holiday fun, warmth, and delightful cringe with The Ugly Sweater Guy, and let your beard be the life of the party!