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The Ugly Sweater Guy Complete Balm Kit
Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies
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Shop the Adventure Pack · $ 29.99The story of The Ugly Sweater Guy
Upgrade Your Routine with The Ugly Sweater Guy Complete Beard Care Kit
Butterscotch Bourbon | Balsam Fir | Vanilla Cookies
The Ugly Sweater Guy tells the tale of the life of every holiday party. Decked out in the loudest sweater in the room and armed with his cringe-worthy antics, he is the guy everyone can't help but love, even when they can't stop cringing. Butterscotch bourbon brings a rich, smooth festive warmth, balsam fir adds the fresh, green aroma of the holiday forest, and vanilla cookies finish with soft, sugary sweetness straight from the oven. The Ugly Sweater Guy embodies the fun, the warmth, and the joyful chaos of the season.
Scent Profile
🥃 Butterscotch Bourbon – Rich and warm, adding a smooth, festive spirit
🌲 Balsam Fir – Fresh and evergreen, bringing the holiday forest indoors
🍪 Vanilla Cookies – Soft and sugary, like cookies fresh from the oven
What’s Included in The Ugly Sweater Guy Complete Beard Care Kit
1 × 1 oz Beard Oil – Hydrates, softens, and supports healthy growth
1 × 2 oz Beard Balm – Shapes and controls with flexible, natural hold
1 × 8 oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses without stripping natural oils
1 × 8 oz Beard Conditioner – Restores moisture, smoothness, and manageability
Why Choose The Ugly Sweater Guy Complete Beard Care Kit?
Complete daily beard-care system
Flexible-hold balm for effortless shaping and control
Warm, festive holiday fragrance with butterscotch bourbon, balsam fir, and vanilla cookies
Premium, skin-safe formulas
Built for comfort, confidence, and everyday performance
Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Ugly Sweater Guy doesn’t leave your beard feeling conditioned, controlled, and ready for the holiday party, we’ll make it right—no questions asked.
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Only from Fable Beard Co. — Where Every Beard Has A Story.
About the Complete Balm Kit
The Complete Balm Kit is a full beard routine in one scent: beard wash, conditioner, beard oil and beard balm.
How to use it
1. Wash, then condition.
2. Oil while your beard is still damp.
3. Finish with balm to shape.
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