Fable Beard Co.
The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Oil - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies
The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Oil - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies
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The Ugly Sweater Guy: The Life of Every Holiday Party
Baked with holiday magic and bursting with cheer, The Ugly Sweater Guy is here to bring the ultimate Christmas party vibe to your grooming routine. With his cringe-worthy antics, he’s the guy everyone can’t help but love—even if they love to cringe. Decked out in the loudest holiday sweater, he enters every room with the sweet, irresistible scent of Butterscotch Bourbon, fresh Balsam Fir, and warm Vanilla Cookies—a blend that captures the fun and warmth of the season.
Scent Profile:
- Butterscotch Bourbon: Rich and warm, adding a smooth, festive spirit.
- Balsam Fir: Fresh and evergreen, bringing the holiday forest indoors.
- Vanilla Cookies: Soft and sugary, reminiscent of cookies fresh from the oven.
The Ugly Sweater Guy isn’t just a scent—it’s an invitation to live boldly, laugh loudly, and embrace the festive chaos of the holidays. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard oil nourishes and conditions your beard, ensuring you smell as unforgettable as his holiday sweater.
Whether you’re the life of the Christmas party or simply want to add a hint of holiday fun to your daily routine, The Ugly Sweater Guy is your perfect companion.
Benefits:
- Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Keeps your beard vibrant and strong.
- Seals in Moisture: Prevents dryness and locks in hydration.
- Deeply Moisturizes: Nourishes from within for softness and growth.
- Softens Beard Hairs: Allows for easy styling and a smooth, manageable beard.
- Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling festive all day.
- Reduces Skin Inflammation: Supports healthier growth by soothing irritation.
The Wizard's Promise:
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
💧 Dropper Top
Ingredients:
- Castor Oil: Packed with vitamin E and omega-6, enhancing conditioning and strength.
- Coconut Oil: Adds softness and shine, helping prevent breakage.
- Sweet Almond Oil: Seals in moisture, protecting and nourishing.
- Argan Oil: A powerful antioxidant and UV protector.
- Jojoba Oil: Provides essential nutrients for optimal growth.
- Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and IFRA-compliant, delivering a captivating, bold scent.
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee: If The Ugly Sweater Guy doesn’t capture the holiday spirit for you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked. Embrace the festive chaos of The Ugly Sweater Guy and let your beard celebrate in style this season!
These beard oils are incredible. They have a smell that makes me want to snack on my own beard. Happy customer here.
Very nice
Awesome scents.
Smell is great. Wife love it!
fantastic!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
FAQ
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Why do I need anything for my beard at all?
Maybe you’re thinking, “I don’t need anything for my beard,” but beards shouldn't be itchy, dandruffy, or, let's be honest, simply lackluster.
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Am I manly enough for beard care?
Yes. It’s a worthwhile sidequest to invest in a little daily routine just for you! As an additional plus, we often hear, “I love it, but she loves it more.”
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Will this make my beard less sparse or spotty?
Maybe in the past, you were promised a Rapunzel length beard and got scammed. Don’t worry, snake oil isn’t on our offering list. Frankly that’s a false promise 99% of the time you see it. But, your beard will look fuller, be moisturized for easier combing & cleaning, and smell incredible for hours.
Here’s a quick rundown of what makes our potions extraordinary:
AII-Natural Alchemy
Crafted from cold-pressed oils, our elixirs work in harmony with your beard, imbuing it with vitality and strength!
Brewed in the USA
Yep, every drop is all American-made right here, where freedom and beards go hand in hand!
Phthalate Houdini
Our potions are untainted by harmful phthalates, ensuring your beard remains pure and untarnished!
Scent Swagger
Our scents linger for 8-10 hours, making sure you smell as
legendary as your beard looks. Some call it sorcery!
THE WIZARDS PROMISE
As the Wizard behind our small brand – I care deeply about our customers
No matter where in your beard journey you're at. If you’re not smell struck with Fable Beard Co, contact us within 90 days of purchase and we’ll work some magic to make it right!
Ingredients
Beard Oil
- Castor Oil - High in vitamin E and omega 6 fatty acids, excellent for conditioning.
- Coconut Oil - Adds shine, softness, and helps prevent hair breakage
- Sweet Almond Oil -Sealant and beard protector
- Argan Oil - Anti-Oxidant, UV Protector, High in Vitamin E
- Jojoba Oil - Promotes beard strength and rich in vitamins and mineral
- Skin Safe Fragrance Oil - Meets all IFRA Safety Standards
BEWARE!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but our enchanted elixirs don’t stay on the shelves for long (especially if they’re a limited edition!). Time’s ticking, and your beard deserves to experience the magic. Don’t be the guy who waits too long, only to find out it’s all gone!
