Beard Washes

Tired of crumbs, itchy skin, or a sad and oily-looking wiry beard? Let the Wizard magic up his legendary beard wash in all the lands, turning your beard woes into a thing of the past. 

Best Beard Washes!

"Behind every great adventurer is a group of great friends, and behind every glorious beard should be great skin," you hear a man tell you as he welcomes you to the front of his infamous distillery. Scents of finely aged white-oak barrels and with aging spirits, notes of vanilla, mulled spices, and bourbon entices you in the air, as well as the merry discourse and singing happening within the distillery itself. 

He can't help but notice your admiration of his full, luxurious and gleaming beard, which he points to with another smile. "It is true! Why I use only the best beard wash to keep my beard and skin soft and healthy. Have you not heard of beard wash?" 

When you shake your head no, the Distiller's eyebrows climb upward in shock. "Why, t'is the legendary Fable Beard Co.'s beard wash I use, friend, to keep the dry skin, itchiness, and dirt away." He looks behind him on the many shelves of fine bottles, pulling a distinctive one and setting it down before you.  "Here, then! A sample near and dear to my heart, named aptly after me. 

"This magical elixir will promote your whisker growth, strengthen your beard hair, seals in moisture to prevent pesky beard itch, softens it, and carries a long-lasting scent for long eight to ten hour days." 

You thank him in wonder, picking up the bottle to read the label: Beard Wash, Fabled Beard Co., The Distiller, and cannot wait to try this legendary best beard wash for yourself. The label informs you that this wash is created with all-natural cold-pressed oils, free of the evil phthalates and DHT-inhibiting ingredients, will reduce skin irritation, moisturizes, and promotes healthier, better beard growth. 

You also note the label tells you that Fable has a risk-free guarantee and that should you not like the fragrance or aren't amazed by the beard wash, you can write a letter to The Princess at customerservice@fablebeard.com, and it will be exchanged, no questions asked! 

You thank the Distiller profusely, excitement at the prospect of a glorious, soft, and healthy beard."

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Ken Raisor Jr
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Dr. Wolf: Outstanding!

This was my first beard oil purchase ever. I've been using Dr Wolf for about a week now, and my beard went from broom bristles to a soft mane. It smells so good that my wife won't leave me alone. Thanks, Fable!

The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Larry Whorrall
The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
The Scribe Scent and oil.

Great scent very chocolate mocha really good beard oil would suggest to buy again.

The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Toad
The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
The good stuff

I really like this scent. The pine comes through very well can't detect the cedar but that could be my old nose. At 65 I just don't smell things as well.

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Edgardo
The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

Well packed.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Wash - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Antonio Genovesi
Dr. Wolf - Beard Wash - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Love it.

The smell is awesome and it works great.

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Antonio Genovesi
$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Great products.

I have tried lots of beard products over the years but yours work the best. The smells are great but more important is they work.

The Bard - Beard Oil - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
Carlos Bigio
The Bard - Beard Oil - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
Great Oil

Provides excellent shine and look. Smells great. Highly recommended.

The Bard - Beard Balm - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
Carlos Bigio
The Bard - Beard Balm - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
Great Balm

Product arrived on time and in perfect condition. Smells pretty strong (in a good way). Leave my beard looking great.

Interstellar - Beard Conditioner - Obsidian Dark Oak, Radiant Bergamot, Nebular Cranberry
D.R.
Interstellar - Beard Conditioner - Obsidian Dark Oak, Radiant Bergamot, Nebular Cranberry

One of my favorites! Gonna miss it sadly!

The Highlander - Beard Oil - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Josh Preece
The Highlander - Beard Oil - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Great scent.

Love the Highlander stuff it’s a great scent and the products keep my beard soft.

The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Jason Williams
The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Love this scent

After having some time to wear this now, I really enjoy this. It’s not too strong or too weak. I think it’s just right. The sense are very nice and pleasing. My wife really likes it too!

Mystery Gift
Jason
Mystery Gift

Great product

The Distiller - Beard Balm - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Kevin
The Distiller - Beard Balm - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Distiller

Love the scent and how long it lasts

The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Robert
The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood

Very strong smell so only a dab needed but easy to apply and long lasting

The Highlander - Beard Butter - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Douglas Perry
The Highlander - Beard Butter - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Your Beard Will Thank You

This is the best product I've found for beard conditioning and control, with a scent that masculine, not perfumy.

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