Beard Washes

Tired of crumbs, itchy skin, or a sad and oily-looking wiry beard? Let the Wizard magic up his legendary beard wash in all the lands, turning your beard woes into a thing of the past. 

Best Beard Washes!

"Behind every great adventurer is a group of great friends, and behind every glorious beard should be great skin," you hear a man tell you as he welcomes you to the front of his infamous distillery. Scents of finely aged white-oak barrels and with aging spirits, notes of vanilla, mulled spices, and bourbon entices you in the air, as well as the merry discourse and singing happening within the distillery itself. 

He can't help but notice your admiration of his full, luxurious and gleaming beard, which he points to with another smile. "It is true! Why I use only the best beard wash to keep my beard and skin soft and healthy. Have you not heard of beard wash?" 

When you shake your head no, the Distiller's eyebrows climb upward in shock. "Why, t'is the legendary Fable Beard Co.'s beard wash I use, friend, to keep the dry skin, itchiness, and dirt away." He looks behind him on the many shelves of fine bottles, pulling a distinctive one and setting it down before you.  "Here, then! A sample near and dear to my heart, named aptly after me. 

"This magical elixir will promote your whisker growth, strengthen your beard hair, seals in moisture to prevent pesky beard itch, softens it, and carries a long-lasting scent for long eight to ten hour days." 

You thank him in wonder, picking up the bottle to read the label: Beard Wash, Fabled Beard Co., The Distiller, and cannot wait to try this legendary best beard wash for yourself. The label informs you that this wash is created with all-natural cold-pressed oils, free of the evil phthalates and DHT-inhibiting ingredients, will reduce skin irritation, moisturizes, and promotes healthier, better beard growth. 

You also note the label tells you that Fable has a risk-free guarantee and that should you not like the fragrance or aren't amazed by the beard wash, you can write a letter to The Princess at customerservice@fablebeard.com, and it will be exchanged, no questions asked! 

You thank the Distiller profusely, excitement at the prospect of a glorious, soft, and healthy beard."

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The Highlander - Deodorant - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Jon Choate
The Highlander - Deodorant - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Unique

Pleasant unique smell.

The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Deodorant
Kevin Prestenbach
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Deodorant
Best deodorant ever!!

I have fallen in love with every scent of deodorant I’ve tried from Fable. They small fantastic, they last all day! The best in the business!! I’ll be a Fable customer for life!! #FABLERULES

The Baker - Beard Butter - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Adam
The Baker - Beard Butter - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

I loved this! Smells amazing! I won’t say it’s doughnut scented, but more of a spiced maple, with hints of vanilla.

The Baker - Beard Balm - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Adam
The Baker - Beard Balm - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

I loved this! Smells amazing! I won’t say it’s doughnut scented, but more of a spiced maple, with hints of vanilla.

The Marksman - Cologne - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Jennifer
The Marksman - Cologne - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

I love this pine and outdoorsy forest scent. One of my favs!!

Wizard Reward 2024
Jerry
Wizard Reward 2024

Phenomenal box. I wasnt sure about the Nebulite, but it is better than I anticipated. Not too strong on the cucumber. 👍🏻

The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Jerry
The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence

Really excited about this scent. Will go well with last summer’s scents.

$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Brian Richmond
$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Thank you!

To start, I wanted to say thank you to fable! The megabox included a laundry list worth of great products. Included were items that I probably wouldn’t have bought on my own and some that I really wanted to try. For the items that I probably would not have purchased on my own, I’m still glad to have received them and will definitely give them a try. These items were the deodorant and cologne spray. The other items were great, smelled great, and will be put to good use! Thank you fable!

Dr. Slumber - Leave-In Beard Conditioner - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Jordan Schroeder
Dr. Slumber - Leave-In Beard Conditioner - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Makes you look forward to going to bed!

The scent is so calming and pleasant I look forward to my nightly routine before bed. Then in the middle of the night if I wake up I still smell it the whole time and can’t get enough! Not to mention how soft my beard feels the whole time. :)

Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
~ Michael
Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Dr. Wolf Beard Butter tames savage beards.

I've tried most of Fable's scent offerings & I have enjoyed them all, but Dr. Wolf is my absolute favorite.
It reminds me of when I was a little guy & I would go with my Grandfather & Father to the neighborhood tobacco shop.

Dr. Wolf Beard Butter's dark, rich aroma lasts all day & night. It makes my beard feel so soft. I've received many compliments on how wonderful my beard looks & smells.

Treat your beard, yourself & the others around you and buy some Dr. Wolf beard butter.

$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Ken Raisor Jr
$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Dr. Wolf: Outstanding!

This was my first beard oil purchase ever. I've been using Dr Wolf for about a week now, and my beard went from broom bristles to a soft mane. It smells so good that my wife won't leave me alone. Thanks, Fable!

The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Larry Whorrall
The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
The Scribe Scent and oil.

Great scent very chocolate mocha really good beard oil would suggest to buy again.

The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Toad
The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
The good stuff

I really like this scent. The pine comes through very well can't detect the cedar but that could be my old nose. At 65 I just don't smell things as well.

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Edgardo
The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

Well packed.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Wash - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Antonio Genovesi
Dr. Wolf - Beard Wash - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Love it.

The smell is awesome and it works great.

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