Captain Red Related Products

Avast, ye, and listen to a tale of tropical delights! A tale spun by the Fable Beard Company of pirate's booty so rich, twas that what made a captain's beard into legend! The tale is that of Captain Red:

Captain Red captures the wild scents of the open sea in an myriad of exotic oils from the four corners of the map. Essences of coconut, bay rum, spearmint, and fresh lime bathe in a tropical elixir of coconut, castor, jojoba, argan, and sweet almond.

May yer sails be full. May yer seas be bountiful. May yer women be true. And may yer beard be healthy, hearty, and soft to her touch at every port.

"The sea is my home. It's vast and everyday is a new adventure." - Captain Red

Adventure Stories

  • The Merman

    The Merman

    Jacob Wilder

    The Hero’s lungs ache as they are deprived of air for what seems like an eternity. The Hero looks down and, amidst the cascade of bubbles, he sees a serpentine...

    The Merman

    Jacob Wilder

    The Hero’s lungs ache as they are deprived of air for what seems like an eternity. The Hero looks down and, amidst the cascade of bubbles, he sees a serpentine...

  • The Pool

    The Pool

    Jacob Wilder

    The Hero runs down the stairs of the big top stands, still munching on the last of his bag of kettle corn. “What happened,” says the Hero through a mouth...

    The Pool

    Jacob Wilder

    The Hero runs down the stairs of the big top stands, still munching on the last of his bag of kettle corn. “What happened,” says the Hero through a mouth...

  • The Humanity of the Mutant

    The Humanity of the Mutant

    Jacob Wilder

    Dr. Wolf stumbles toward the front row as the panicked audience rushes away from the angry Mutant. Dr. Wolf reaches the front row, poised to intervene. He holds his silver...

    The Humanity of the Mutant

    Jacob Wilder

    Dr. Wolf stumbles toward the front row as the panicked audience rushes away from the angry Mutant. Dr. Wolf reaches the front row, poised to intervene. He holds his silver...

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The Dollmaker - Buttered Rum & Butterscotch Beard Oil & Butter Kit
Timothy Gambrall
The Dollmaker - Buttered Rum & Butterscotch Beard Oil & Butter Kit
Sweet goodness

Love this scent. Butterscotch fan since I was a kid. It’s a great scent to mix with the pumpkin spice oils and lumberjack to make a slightly different scent still.

Dr. Wolf Co-Wash - Blueberry & Tobacco Beard Conditioner
Travis Magnan
Dr. Wolf Co-Wash - Blueberry & Tobacco Beard Conditioner
Legit

Wow first purchase and it smells just like what it says blueberries and tobacco not too over powering either.

The conditioning from this product has been amazing almost halfway through it and I'm also using it on my head hair. Stays soft and kept together for both beard and head.

Haven't had a co wash like this in a long time that regular old commercial stuff in retail stores suck compared to this. Definitely going to be purchasing more scents/products

The Harvester - Spiced Apple & Fall Breeze Beard Oil
Cody Scort
The Harvester - Spiced Apple & Fall Breeze Beard Oil
The Harvester

The in beard smell last a good while, quality oils as usual. I do believe the scent profile that is described on the website is exactly what I got. I am 100% satisfied!

The Scribe - A Coffee & Chocolate Scented Beard Oil
Jonathon Lechuga
The Scribe - A Coffee & Chocolate Scented Beard Oil

The Scribe - A Coffee & Chocolate Scented Beard Oil

The Sasquatch - Fall Forest Mastery Beard Oil & Balm Kit
Jeff Day
The Sasquatch - Fall Forest Mastery Beard Oil & Balm Kit
Sasquatched!

I love this! It reminds me of a walk in the deep woods. It is a great Sent and lasts me about 5 to 6 hours. Will definitely be stocking up on this.

Dr. Slumber - Slumbertime Lavender Leave-In Beard Conditioner
Daniel White
Dr. Slumber - Slumbertime Lavender Leave-In Beard Conditioner
Great addition

I use it on those opening shifts or days I just need some bears tlc. This was a perfect addition to my nughtl routine

The Sasquatch - Fall Forest Mastery Beard Butter
frank shelby
The Sasquatch - Fall Forest Mastery Beard Butter

The Sasquatch - Fall Forest Mastery Beard Butter

The Highway Hunter - Pumpkin Spice Savior Beard Conditioner
Stephen Van Buren
The Highway Hunter - Pumpkin Spice Savior Beard Conditioner
Atomic fireball heaven

The highwayman is arguably the best fall scent so of course fall wouldn’t be complete without it. The initial blast of spices hits you with an atomic fireball candy smell and then mellows out to a nice roasted marshmallow smell. The two scents compliment each other perfectly.

The Highway Hunter - Pumpkin Spice Savior Beard Oil
Kathryn S
The Highway Hunter - Pumpkin Spice Savior Beard Oil
Ladies love this one

I took a bottle of Highway Hunter to my weekly CrossFit class so all the people that had never heard of Fable could smell a few different ones I have. This and Dr. Wolf were the stand out favorites. All the ladies wanted to buy some to use in their hair and for their men to use so they could sniff them all day. Perfect Fall scent that appealed to everyone there.

The Strategist - Leather & Tobacco Beard Oil
Will Gasper
The Strategist - Leather & Tobacco Beard Oil
Bad A$$ scent that lasts and isn't overwhelming!

Hands down my favorite scent, I hope they restock soon! I always get compliments on my beard and scent! It's legit!!!

The Carney - Warm Kettle Corn & Sweet Pipe Tobacco Beard Butter
BG
The Carney - Warm Kettle Corn & Sweet Pipe Tobacco Beard Butter
Carney-riffic

Soft, wonderful smelling beard!

The Pioneer - Apple Butter Mountains Deodorant
John Daily
The Pioneer - Apple Butter Mountains Deodorant
Awesome

Smells so good you might wanna take a bite…. But don’t cause it’s for your armpits

The Wizard - Magical Oud Cologne Beard Balm
Paul Zalewski
The Wizard - Magical Oud Cologne Beard Balm

Loved it smells amazing

Cider Master - Apple Cider Memories Beard Oil & Butter Kit
mike bruneau
Cider Master - Apple Cider Memories Beard Oil & Butter Kit
The master reigns

This is definitely my new favorite. The spices mixed with the apple reminds me of turkey day. Highly recommended if your a fan of cider

The Dogman - Funnel Cake Fireside Beard Butter
Kile Broadway
The Dogman - Funnel Cake Fireside Beard Butter
By far the best

So far this has been my favorite scent I have gotten. Looking forward to what else comes