Avast, ye, and listen to a tale of tropical delights! A tale spun by the Fable Beard Company of pirate's booty so rich, twas that what made a captain's beard into legend! The tale is that of Captain Red:
Captain Red captures the wild scents of the open sea in an myriad of exotic oils from the four corners of the map. Essences of coconut, bay rum, spearmint, and fresh lime bathe in a tropical elixir of coconut, castor, jojoba, argan, and sweet almond.
May yer sails be full. May yer seas be bountiful. May yer women be true. And may yer beard be healthy, hearty, and soft to her touch at every port.
"The sea is my home. It's vast and everyday is a new adventure." - Captain Red