The Teacher - Wild Berries, Creamy Vanilla, and Peach Dessert

Wild berries, Fresh apples, Georgia Peaches, Vanilla: A lifetime of Lessons

Within the realm is a man of legend. Across the kingdom, thousands of bearded adventurers, new and old, experienced and amateur alike, seek him out for his deep knowledge of beards. Some came to him in sorrow; some came to him out of frustration; others came to learn the Ancient Ways so that they could pass on such information to the next generation of adventurers after.

His kindness, patience, and warmth made way for his legend to grow forth, and soon The Teacher was a name synonymous with The Wizard. The Teacher, or Dan C, worked hand in hand with the many heroes of Boron to create a school of learning for all, filled with positivity and encouragement.

The Wizard and Princess, hearing his name on the wind, sought out The Teacher and presented to him a magical concoction celebrating the excellent work of knowledge and light Dan C. spread across the realm.

The Teacher collection, like his teaching, soon took the kingdom by storm. A blend of spring and summer fresh wild berries hand-picked from the forest mixes with fresh, creamy vanilla hinting at crisp, crunchy fresh apples, and a slice of ripe, fragrant Georgia peach creates a mouth-watering scent that is like a warm hug served with a comforting dessert. Ensuring each product is brewed with the finest ingredients, each item in The Teacher collection comes with The Wizard's famous attention to detail.

All-natural cold-pressed oils free of DHT-inhibiting ingredients, without phthalates, chocked full of vitamins, minerals, and other essential elements like nut butters, beeswax, fatty acids, and more—The Teacher collection features beard oil, beard butter, beard balm, beard shampoo, and more is the perfect collection for beards of all adventuring types.

No matter where you come from, The Teacher collection, like The Teacher himself, will help you super-condition your beard, promoting stronger, shinier hair and healthier skin. So come, brave soul! Sit at the feet of the marvelous Dan C. Bearded and learn the lesson of a lifetime toward a better, more beautiful beard.

Adventure Stories

  • O' Bearded Tree

    O' Bearded Tree

    Jacob Wilder

    “Traveling at top speed Santa,” says Rudolph into his microphone. Santa’s sleigh streaks through the night, a silent shadow slipping silently over the arctic circle, nearly imperceivable to anyone who...

    O' Bearded Tree

    Jacob Wilder

    “Traveling at top speed Santa,” says Rudolph into his microphone. Santa’s sleigh streaks through the night, a silent shadow slipping silently over the arctic circle, nearly imperceivable to anyone who...

  • The Briefing Part 2

    The Briefing Part 2

    Jacob Wilder

    “Anyways,” says Santa, coming back to himself, “Bells has come back to finish the job.” “But he’ll never be Santa,” says Jingleman. “That doesn’t mean he won’t try,” says Santa,...

    The Briefing Part 2

    Jacob Wilder

    “Anyways,” says Santa, coming back to himself, “Bells has come back to finish the job.” “But he’ll never be Santa,” says Jingleman. “That doesn’t mean he won’t try,” says Santa,...

  • The Briefing

    The Briefing

    Jacob Wilder

    Santa stares silently at the holographic recording of Slay Bells, slaughtering his way through Santa’s compound, heading towards the hanger housing the “Silent Night” project. “This wasn’t just a robbery,”...

    The Briefing

    Jacob Wilder

    Santa stares silently at the holographic recording of Slay Bells, slaughtering his way through Santa’s compound, heading towards the hanger housing the “Silent Night” project. “This wasn’t just a robbery,”...

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The Sasquatch - Fall Forest Mastery Beard Oil
Customer
The Sasquatch - Fall Forest Mastery Beard Oil
Beard oil

Never thought it’d be possible to be sexually aroused by beard oil but here we are. You have yourself a lifelong customer here. Keep up the great work!

The Claus - Christmas Cookies & Milk Beard Wash
Shaun
The Claus - Christmas Cookies & Milk Beard Wash
The Claus, A Favorite!

Every year I order the Claus beard wash, Co wash, and the beard butter! I also love many other scents!

If you like vanilla, give the Claus 🎅 a go!

The Claus - Christmas Cookies & Milk Beard Oil & Butter Kit
Ed O..
The Claus - Christmas Cookies & Milk Beard Oil & Butter Kit
Christmas cookies in a bottle

Love the Claus!!!! It’s my wife’s favorite as well. Smells exactly like fresh baked Christmas cookies out of the oven with the perfect amount of Christmas spice added in. Definitely in the top 5 for me!!

Jack Frost - Cologne - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick
Aaron Barnes
Jack Frost - Cologne - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick
Great smell!

Smells amazing and mixes well with the other Christmas scented products i use. Way better deal than any mainstream cologne. And you get to smell unique and stand out.

Drummer Man - Deodorant - Tobacco Vanilla, Peppermint Stick, and Bourbon Oak
d.r.
Drummer Man - Deodorant - Tobacco Vanilla, Peppermint Stick, and Bourbon Oak

Very good scent.

The Krampus - Beard Oil - Evergreen Wreath, Pine Boughs, and Spiced Apples
Slaven
The Krampus - Beard Oil - Evergreen Wreath, Pine Boughs, and Spiced Apples

Smells absolutely incredible, just like Christmas. Feel in beard is also stellar, don’t think about it just buy it lol.

Jack Frost - Beard Oil - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick
Kaden Christensen
Jack Frost - Beard Oil - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick
Jack Frost is Amazing!

The wintery chill of Jack Frost is perfect for the Christmas season! I missed out on it last year, but I’m so glad I got it this year. The peppermint is up front and cool, reminiscent of a Christmas Tree with the pine and fir as well. Absolutely love it!

The Ginger Beard Man - Warm Gingerbread Beard Butter
Justin Liming
The Ginger Beard Man - Warm Gingerbread Beard Butter
So good!

I love the scent! I just ordered more and will try to get more.

The Claus - Beard Oil - Christmas Cookies & Milk
Addisun Iverson
The Claus - Beard Oil - Christmas Cookies & Milk
A Christmas Miracle

My first time using Fable was just a week ago, and I am a forever Fable user because of this oil. Christmas Cookies & Milk is now my favorite beard oil in existence. Goes on smooth and smells like warm cookies on Christmas morning. Gives my beard a nice shine and the coat really lasts. I would recommend this to anyone with a beard.

The Ginger Beard Man - Beard Oil - Warm Gingerbread
Jared.
The Ginger Beard Man - Beard Oil - Warm Gingerbread
The GingerBread Man.

The Scent reminds me of those old time gingerbread snap cookies. You get a nice bold ginger smell with a hint of cinnamon. You’ll be wanting to smell your beard all day.

The Cyborg - Steelwire Seduction Beard Wash
Dw
The Cyborg - Steelwire Seduction Beard Wash

Awesome scent wish they would keep it full time!

The Krampus - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Evergreen Wreath, Pine Boughs, and Spiced Apples
Eric Meyer
The Krampus - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Evergreen Wreath, Pine Boughs, and Spiced Apples
Something about Krampus sleighs 🛷

Love this bad MFer

The Claus - Beard Oil - Christmas Cookies & Milk
Alexander Haines
The Claus - Beard Oil - Christmas Cookies & Milk
Amazing

This smells just like it says milk and cookies. It’s probably my favorite non peppermint Christmas scent so far. It’s not too overwhelming but you catch a nice whiff every now and again.

The Lumberjack - Maple Cabin Beard Oil & Butter Kit
David H
The Lumberjack - Maple Cabin Beard Oil & Butter Kit
Great oil & butter!

This was my first purchase from Fable. I really like the oil and butter, they both feel great in my beard. However, this scent in particular isn't my favorite, not bad just not something I'd buy again (in terms of scent). Since the oil & butter are great, I'll be purchasing again and trying a different scent.

The Harvester - Spiced Apple & Fall Breeze Beard Balm
Dan Loftin
The Harvester - Spiced Apple & Fall Breeze Beard Balm
Lumber Jack

The scent was just a bit too strong. Nice aroma, but just a bit overpowering.