Captain Crimson - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
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If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Captain Crimson
When twilight descends and the salty sea air fills the horizon, Captain Crimson emerges—a pirate cloaked in mystery and brimming with tales of adventure. With the sea as his domain and the stars as his guide, he navigates the treacherous waters with an uncanny skill, leaving behind a trail of whispered legends and a hint of madness. His essence—a captivating blend of Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla—embodies the spirit of the untamed seas, the allure of faraway lands, and the intoxicating charm of a pirate captain who always leaves his mark.
Scent Profile
Creamy Coconut – Rich and smooth, like a tropical breeze sweeping across a deserted island.
Warm Amber – Deep and comforting, evoking the warmth of a crackling fire on a stormy night.
Sea Salt – Fresh and invigorating, carrying the essence of ocean breezes and the endless sea.
Fresh Vanilla – Soft and sweet, bringing balance to the briny notes with a comforting, smooth finish.
A Fragrance as Captivating as Captain Crimson Himself
Captain Crimson isn’t just a fragrance—it’s a journey into the heart of adventure, a tribute to the thrill of the high seas, and the spirit of a pirate who defies the elements. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard care kit nourishes, conditions, and styles your beard, enveloping you in a scent as bold and unforgettable as the legendary captain who inspires it.
What’s Inside
✅ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrate and condition your beard with Captain Crimson’s smooth and luxurious blend.
Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ Beard Balm (2 oz) – A firmer option for shaping and taming unruly beards, offering a smooth and controlled style.
Ingredients: Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
Benefits
Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Keeps your beard nourished and resilient.
Seals in Moisture – Prevents dryness and irritation for lasting hydration.
Deep Moisturization – Conditions your beard for softness and manageability.
Softens Beard Hairs – Ensures effortless styling and a polished finish.
Long-Lasting Scent – Keeps you smelling bold and adventurous throughout the day.
Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes and supports healthy growth beneath your beard.
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee If Captain Crimson’s invigorating and adventurous essence doesn’t take you on a journey, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Set Sail with Legend, Embrace the Adventure
Step into the legend of Captain Crimson—a fragrance that captures the daring spirit of the seas, the allure of adventure, and the unforgettable charm of a pirate captain who lives life on his own terms. Let your beard reflect the adventure of the open ocean, the daring heart of a legend, and the warmth of a timeless story.

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Nice touch to the beard for the holidays
The scent profile sold me on this character. It smells better than I could’ve imagined. My expectations were shattered!!
I bought 3 different deodorants and 3 different beard oils. Each one is better than the last. They're all very high quality and the scents are amazing.
Cute
Smells so good
Smells so good
Smells Amazing
Fragrance free and moisturizing
Fragrance free but moisturizing wash.
Has a very sweet fruity smell that I love. Will be a great scent for warmer weather. Girlfriend loves it too. On a side note, I'm almost 50 and have never been able to grow a beard before because of the itchiness. Stumbled across an add on Facebook a couple of months ago and thought I would give it a try. The oils have greatly reduced the itching and I'm on my way to growing my first full beard.
The Imagineer - Deodorant - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood
When we started dating, my partner took excellent care of his beard. It is his pride and joy. Unfortunately, the products he loved were custom made and the guy stopped selling.
It has taken years for him to find a product that he likes and will use regularly. We have finally found it in the Fable Beard products.
I picked the Warlock Scent for him and gifted it to him early on Christmas Eve. He used the oil and balm that morning. He took his time, enjoyed a little self care. His beard was soft and smelled amazing all day - even that night as we went to bed. Oh yeah, and I guess it is safe that Scent smelled incredible on him! ;)
The scent is awesome. And best of all the oil is light and works in well
Scent holds up well, peppermint isn't overpowering & vanilla is noticeable. Smells like a sweet candy cane and I love it. Glad I got a bunch of it, could wear this one all year!
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
