Captain Crimson - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
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If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Captain Crimson
When twilight descends and the salty sea air fills the horizon, Captain Crimson emerges—a pirate cloaked in mystery and brimming with tales of adventure. With the sea as his domain and the stars as his guide, he navigates the treacherous waters with an uncanny skill, leaving behind a trail of whispered legends and a hint of madness. His essence—a captivating blend of Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla—embodies the spirit of the untamed seas, the allure of faraway lands, and the intoxicating charm of a pirate captain who always leaves his mark.
Scent Profile
Creamy Coconut – Rich and smooth, like a tropical breeze sweeping across a deserted island.
Warm Amber – Deep and comforting, evoking the warmth of a crackling fire on a stormy night.
Sea Salt – Fresh and invigorating, carrying the essence of ocean breezes and the endless sea.
Fresh Vanilla – Soft and sweet, bringing balance to the briny notes with a comforting, smooth finish.
A Fragrance as Captivating as Captain Crimson Himself
Captain Crimson isn’t just a fragrance—it’s a journey into the heart of adventure, a tribute to the thrill of the high seas, and the spirit of a pirate who defies the elements. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard care kit nourishes, conditions, and styles your beard, enveloping you in a scent as bold and unforgettable as the legendary captain who inspires it.
What’s Inside
✅ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrate and condition your beard with Captain Crimson’s smooth and luxurious blend.
Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ Beard Balm (2 oz) – A firmer option for shaping and taming unruly beards, offering a smooth and controlled style.
Ingredients: Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
Benefits
Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Keeps your beard nourished and resilient.
Seals in Moisture – Prevents dryness and irritation for lasting hydration.
Deep Moisturization – Conditions your beard for softness and manageability.
Softens Beard Hairs – Ensures effortless styling and a polished finish.
Long-Lasting Scent – Keeps you smelling bold and adventurous throughout the day.
Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes and supports healthy growth beneath your beard.
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee If Captain Crimson’s invigorating and adventurous essence doesn’t take you on a journey, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Set Sail with Legend, Embrace the Adventure
Step into the legend of Captain Crimson—a fragrance that captures the daring spirit of the seas, the allure of adventure, and the unforgettable charm of a pirate captain who lives life on his own terms. Let your beard reflect the adventure of the open ocean, the daring heart of a legend, and the warmth of a timeless story.

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I’m very impressed, will definitely reorder.
Got the balm and matching oil. Both work great and the scent lasts all day. Will for sure be recommending to friends and family.
Love the scent, smells great. It sure is a good one for the winter months
I have had more people compliment my beard and the way it smells while wearing this scent. I apply the butter before bed and wake with a soft, manageable beard. I use the balm before I leave the house. The scent lasts all day. When the front notes fade I am left with a deep, rich after note that is most pleasing. The Druid is my go to scent. All the products are excellent and of the best quality.
This is great stuff. The fragrance lasts all day. Leaves my beard softer and more manageble. The delivery was fast and the product is better than I anticipated. Will purchase from Fable again.
I always like the beard baubles when you make a purchase. Unfortunately with this recent one it felt less than when I got it a few years ago and just one color when my last purchase got some baubles with different colors. But regardless still like it, gonna have to see and dig out if I can still find my other ones to add with these guys
The most necessity to complete to beard wash and conditioner. The smell seems to linger for about 5 hours before needing to reapply. It really brings out more the scent in the beard after you wash and condition it. My absolute favorite scent
I absolutely loved this more than the Sant-o-Lantern. It makes you smell more like a dark wintery coldness with that calming pine. Highly recommend if you're going for that dark solstice presence with a quirk of pine and a hint of apple
An absolute necessity to the Krampus beard shampoo. Smells so good in the shower and love how it makes your beard extra soft after toweling.
Awesome as always
Very Christmasy ..but need to be applied lightly or is in over powering..
Love the lemony smell
My favorite scent!
Kids got a good laugh over these in beard haha
Good smelling scent
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
