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Captain Crimson - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
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If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Captain Crimson
When twilight descends and the salty sea air fills the horizon, Captain Crimson emerges—a pirate cloaked in mystery and brimming with tales of adventure. With the sea as his domain and the stars as his guide, he navigates the treacherous waters with an uncanny skill, leaving behind a trail of whispered legends and a hint of madness. His essence—a captivating blend of Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla—embodies the spirit of the untamed seas, the allure of faraway lands, and the intoxicating charm of a pirate captain who always leaves his mark.
Scent Profile
Creamy Coconut – Rich and smooth, like a tropical breeze sweeping across a deserted island.
Warm Amber – Deep and comforting, evoking the warmth of a crackling fire on a stormy night.
Sea Salt – Fresh and invigorating, carrying the essence of ocean breezes and the endless sea.
Fresh Vanilla – Soft and sweet, bringing balance to the briny notes with a comforting, smooth finish.
A Fragrance as Captivating as Captain Crimson Himself
Captain Crimson isn’t just a fragrance—it’s a journey into the heart of adventure, a tribute to the thrill of the high seas, and the spirit of a pirate who defies the elements. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard care kit nourishes, conditions, and styles your beard, enveloping you in a scent as bold and unforgettable as the legendary captain who inspires it.
What’s Inside
✅ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrate and condition your beard with Captain Crimson’s smooth and luxurious blend.
Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ Beard Balm (2 oz) – A firmer option for shaping and taming unruly beards, offering a smooth and controlled style.
Ingredients: Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
Benefits
Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Keeps your beard nourished and resilient.
Seals in Moisture – Prevents dryness and irritation for lasting hydration.
Deep Moisturization – Conditions your beard for softness and manageability.
Softens Beard Hairs – Ensures effortless styling and a polished finish.
Long-Lasting Scent – Keeps you smelling bold and adventurous throughout the day.
Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes and supports healthy growth beneath your beard.
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee If Captain Crimson’s invigorating and adventurous essence doesn’t take you on a journey, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Set Sail with Legend, Embrace the Adventure
Step into the legend of Captain Crimson—a fragrance that captures the daring spirit of the seas, the allure of adventure, and the unforgettable charm of a pirate captain who lives life on his own terms. Let your beard reflect the adventure of the open ocean, the daring heart of a legend, and the warmth of a timeless story.
Really like the warmness Captain Crimson gives me, the Coconut and Vanilla is noticeable, but not too sweet, I use the Beard Butter to make me feel and look Fable-licious!

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This scent is wonderful. I love it, it is sure to be used many times indeed.
The bomb as always! This is one of my wife’s favorite scents on me. Smells like fresh doughnuts and baked brown sugar.
If you like cheesecake and/or blueberries you need to get this scent. Probably in all the products.
This is very great very nice citrus sent very airy and a great cologne.
The apple comes in nice and strong, followed by the sweet berries with a nice vanilla finish. Highly recommended if you like leather.
i had to buy some for my pops cause he loled it so much.
love getting the mystery box.
This stuff smells fantastic. A new favorite Falloween scent.
The butter smells like candied Yuzu. It's spicy, sour, and sweet on the nose. It awakens the senses. The butter is soft and soothing to wear. Overall, not one to sleep on if you like citrus scents, as I do. I've bought plenty and will hit it again when clearance hits.
This scent smells good on the stick, but so much better when it’s applied. I got this scent with a bunch of other different deodorants, and wasn’t immediately impressed, but after using it, it has quickly become one of my favorites. The blend of aromas is captivating, and it’s a smell I think is “evergreen” and can be used any time of the year. Lasts all day, and a little goes a long way.
Smells great. Love Fable products.
Great scent profile..a classic that last all day!
Bangers as always. Fable does not disappoint
The oil is a 10/10 for me. The scent is what I’m really enjoying, the oil is great for me also but I love this scent of The Harvester. I got the deodorant, oil and beard butter and I’m more than happy. I want to order a new scent and see what else they have to offer, but I might just order these three again. 10/10
Smells amazing!!!!!!
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
