Captain Crimson - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
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If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Captain Crimson
When twilight descends and the salty sea air fills the horizon, Captain Crimson emerges—a pirate cloaked in mystery and brimming with tales of adventure. With the sea as his domain and the stars as his guide, he navigates the treacherous waters with an uncanny skill, leaving behind a trail of whispered legends and a hint of madness. His essence—a captivating blend of Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla—embodies the spirit of the untamed seas, the allure of faraway lands, and the intoxicating charm of a pirate captain who always leaves his mark.
Scent Profile
Creamy Coconut – Rich and smooth, like a tropical breeze sweeping across a deserted island.
Warm Amber – Deep and comforting, evoking the warmth of a crackling fire on a stormy night.
Sea Salt – Fresh and invigorating, carrying the essence of ocean breezes and the endless sea.
Fresh Vanilla – Soft and sweet, bringing balance to the briny notes with a comforting, smooth finish.
A Fragrance as Captivating as Captain Crimson Himself
Captain Crimson isn’t just a fragrance—it’s a journey into the heart of adventure, a tribute to the thrill of the high seas, and the spirit of a pirate who defies the elements. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard care kit nourishes, conditions, and styles your beard, enveloping you in a scent as bold and unforgettable as the legendary captain who inspires it.
What’s Inside
✅ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrate and condition your beard with Captain Crimson’s smooth and luxurious blend.
Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ Beard Balm (2 oz) – A firmer option for shaping and taming unruly beards, offering a smooth and controlled style.
Ingredients: Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
Benefits
Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Keeps your beard nourished and resilient.
Seals in Moisture – Prevents dryness and irritation for lasting hydration.
Deep Moisturization – Conditions your beard for softness and manageability.
Softens Beard Hairs – Ensures effortless styling and a polished finish.
Long-Lasting Scent – Keeps you smelling bold and adventurous throughout the day.
Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes and supports healthy growth beneath your beard.
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee If Captain Crimson’s invigorating and adventurous essence doesn’t take you on a journey, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Set Sail with Legend, Embrace the Adventure
Step into the legend of Captain Crimson—a fragrance that captures the daring spirit of the seas, the allure of adventure, and the unforgettable charm of a pirate captain who lives life on his own terms. Let your beard reflect the adventure of the open ocean, the daring heart of a legend, and the warmth of a timeless story.

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from 39317 reviewsReally enjoy the scents.
As always , a fantastic product. The Baker is now my favorite. Going to put money aside to get a complete set of the Baker, as well as the holiday scents. Customer for life!
This scent is super fresh and clean. Perfect blend of crisp lemon and rugged gunpowder. This has become a true go to summer scent!
Just received my beard mail a few days ago with fable vice it's a great scent and addition to my favle collection.
T.G.
Sailing in the Caribbean with a nice spiced coconut drink is the best I can describe this scent. It's subtle but carries nicely. A+ scent. A+ oil.
Excellent customer service and great products!
This cologne is a wonderful warm and sweet smell, and it lasts about 2 hours!
Love it! Very good scent!
Great scent. Awesome deodorant. I use it daily.
The people at Fable Beard Company respond quickly to questions and are always helpful.
Tiki Man opens with a strong pineapple and then settles into the woods and spiced rum quite well. A top summer scent in my books!
Some of the strongest and longest lasting scents of any beard products around! Make sure you take advantage of the end of season clearance sales!
Great scent for summer. Not too overpowering.
Love the fresh scent! Citrus always smells great !
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Captain Crimson - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
