Captain Crimson - Complete Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Captain Crimson - Complete Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
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If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Captain Crimson
Step into the captivating presence of Captain Crimson, a beard care kit that embodies the spirit of high seas adventure, legendary pirate escapades, and untamed voyages. This all-in-one kit is designed to keep your beard healthy, impeccably groomed, and as commanding as a pirate captain navigating the vast ocean—infused with the bold and adventurous notes of Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla.
Harness the Spirit of Captain Crimson
Captain Crimson is the master of the seas, gliding through stormy waters with a fearless presence. His essence is bold, invigorating, and undeniably captivating, capturing the thrill of life on the open ocean, the freedom of an endless horizon, and the warmth of a roaring fire on the beach. His fragrance tells a story of tropical escapes, salty sea breezes, and the timeless allure of a pirate captain who commands both the sea and his crew.
Scent Profile
Creamy Coconut – Rich and smooth, like the tropical breeze of an island retreat.
Warm Amber – Deep and comforting, evoking the warmth of a crackling fire on a stormy night.
Sea Salt – Fresh and invigorating, carrying the essence of ocean breezes and the endless sea.
Fresh Vanilla – Soft and sweet, balancing the briny notes with a comforting, smooth finish.
A Fragrance as Daring as Captain Crimson Himself
Captain Crimson isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to embark on a daring oceanic adventure, embrace the rush of the open sea, and savor the freedom of life on the waves. Crafted with premium ingredients, this kit nourishes and revitalizes your beard while surrounding you with a scent as bold and unforgettable as the pirate captain who inspires it.
What’s Included
✅ 1 x 1oz Beard Oil – Hydrates and conditions your beard, promoting growth and shine.
Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 2oz Beard Balm – A firmer option for taming and shaping unruly beards, offering a defined style.
Ingredients: Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
And Our Beard Wash System:
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses your beard, removing dirt while maintaining natural oils for balance.
Ingredients: Water, Decyl Glucoside, Xanthan Gum, Aloe Vera Powder, Lauryl Betaine, Citric Acid, Castor Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Softens and reduces itchiness, keeping your beard smooth and manageable.
Ingredients: Water, Aloe Vera, Cetearyl Alcohol, Coco-Glucoside, Shea Butter, BTMS, Xanthan Gum, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Wheat Germ Oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol, Decyl Glucoside, Lauryl Betaine, Benzoic Acid, Dehydroacetic Acid, Fragrance Oil.
Why Choose Captain Crimson Complete Beard Care Kit?
✔ All-in-One Solution – Everything you need for comprehensive beard care in one kit.
✔ Tailored to Your Needs – Products work together seamlessly for exceptional results.
✔ Premium Ingredients – High-quality, natural ingredients free from harsh chemicals for optimal beard and skin care.
The Wizard's Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee If Captain Crimson’s invigorating and adventurous essence doesn’t take you on a journey, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Set Sail with Legend, Embrace the Adventure
Step into the legend of Captain Crimson—a fragrance that captures the daring spirit of the seas, the allure of adventure, and the unforgettable charm of a pirate captain who lives life on his own terms. Let your beard reflect the adventure of the open ocean, the daring heart of a legend, and the warmth of a timeless story.

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from 35699 reviews
Hit the mark if you like the pine scent
First of all, the customer service (Gym Bunny) is amazing. Took care if concern I had withiut issue. The scent is really good. My wife likes it a lot. Definitely going to try others.
I love this company and the variety of long lasting scents that wife loves
I enjoy get wiffs of the great smell through out the day. Keeps my beard moist.
It’s the best by everyone that is around me
Icy ❄️
I was expecting this to be similar to Scarecrow, but was pleasantly surprised. The main scent is the cinnamon spice and vanilla, with a distinct sweet after note of marshmallow and then a hint of pumpkin. Very festive! It lasts all day, I can smell it in the evenings after spending all day in the shop. Absolutely love this one!
My wife has always complained about how poorly deodorants I have used in the past didn’t smell very good, but this sent is everything she could have hoped for. Between the evergreen and the amber, she loves it.
I love the scent.
Excellent smell! Wife absolutely loves it bought two so i could have a back up!!! Great work guys!!!!
No doubt about it, I walk around looking and smelling like a cinnamon roll with The Baker!
First off, the oil absorbs well into the beard and skin leaving very little residual oil on your hands. Secondly, the scent profile is really nice and lasts all day. My wife says “it’s yummy!”.
The Djinn - Beard Butter - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
I have tried other products from different companies and these smell beat by far. The Baker is probably my favorite, it smells amazing and feels good too!
This was my first time ever trying any kind of beard oil or beard balm, and I’m glad I went with Fable. The quality surprised me right out of the bottle — the oil absorbs great, softens my beard instantly, and the scent is perfect without being overwhelming. The balm adds just the right amount of control and leaves everything feeling natural, not waxy or heavy. I genuinely enjoy every drop of this product. It’s made my beard look healthier, feel softer, and stay easier to manage. I’ll definitely be buying again.
Captain Crimson - Complete Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
