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Captain Crimson - Complete Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Captain Crimson - Complete Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Captain Crimson
Step into the captivating presence of Captain Crimson, a beard care kit that embodies the spirit of high seas adventure, legendary pirate escapades, and untamed voyages. This all-in-one kit is designed to keep your beard healthy, impeccably groomed, and as commanding as a pirate captain navigating the vast ocean—infused with the bold and adventurous notes of Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla.
Harness the Spirit of Captain Crimson
Captain Crimson is the master of the seas, gliding through stormy waters with a fearless presence. His essence is bold, invigorating, and undeniably captivating, capturing the thrill of life on the open ocean, the freedom of an endless horizon, and the warmth of a roaring fire on the beach. His fragrance tells a story of tropical escapes, salty sea breezes, and the timeless allure of a pirate captain who commands both the sea and his crew.
Scent Profile
Creamy Coconut – Rich and smooth, like the tropical breeze of an island retreat.
Warm Amber – Deep and comforting, evoking the warmth of a crackling fire on a stormy night.
Sea Salt – Fresh and invigorating, carrying the essence of ocean breezes and the endless sea.
Fresh Vanilla – Soft and sweet, balancing the briny notes with a comforting, smooth finish.
A Fragrance as Daring as Captain Crimson Himself
Captain Crimson isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to embark on a daring oceanic adventure, embrace the rush of the open sea, and savor the freedom of life on the waves. Crafted with premium ingredients, this kit nourishes and revitalizes your beard while surrounding you with a scent as bold and unforgettable as the pirate captain who inspires it.
What’s Included
✅ 1 x 1oz Beard Oil – Hydrates and conditions your beard, promoting growth and shine.
Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 2oz Beard Balm – A firmer option for taming and shaping unruly beards, offering a defined style.
Ingredients: Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
And Our Beard Wash System:
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses your beard, removing dirt while maintaining natural oils for balance.
Ingredients: Water, Decyl Glucoside, Xanthan Gum, Aloe Vera Powder, Lauryl Betaine, Citric Acid, Castor Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Softens and reduces itchiness, keeping your beard smooth and manageable.
Ingredients: Water, Aloe Vera, Cetearyl Alcohol, Coco-Glucoside, Shea Butter, BTMS, Xanthan Gum, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Wheat Germ Oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol, Decyl Glucoside, Lauryl Betaine, Benzoic Acid, Dehydroacetic Acid, Fragrance Oil.
Why Choose Captain Crimson Complete Beard Care Kit?
✔ All-in-One Solution – Everything you need for comprehensive beard care in one kit.
✔ Tailored to Your Needs – Products work together seamlessly for exceptional results.
✔ Premium Ingredients – High-quality, natural ingredients free from harsh chemicals for optimal beard and skin care.
The Wizard's Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee If Captain Crimson’s invigorating and adventurous essence doesn’t take you on a journey, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Set Sail with Legend, Embrace the Adventure
Step into the legend of Captain Crimson—a fragrance that captures the daring spirit of the seas, the allure of adventure, and the unforgettable charm of a pirate captain who lives life on his own terms. Let your beard reflect the adventure of the open ocean, the daring heart of a legend, and the warmth of a timeless story.
Satisfied with the products, but wish there was a little more scent to the oil and balm.
Captain Crimson - Complete Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla

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I am very pleased with my subscription. Last month's The Judge was wonderful, I have used it a lot, and this month's Bloodbound is just as good.
Great smell great product
Amazing smell and the usual top notch product I've come to expect
I wasn't sure about this 1. The wife picked it. But all in all, the smells amazing.
The perfect finishing touch of holiday magic.
This is my favorite scent by far.
A great scent!
This stuff smells like really good incense. Scent lasted all day, and even stuck around on my brush. Another great product from Fable
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Ordered the cologne and am now buying the beard oil and butter. This is a must have.
Another great fall scent. Definitely can make out all three scents in this one.
Balloons butter is a must for any mid length to long beard! It leaves your beard soft and hydrated all day and night. The smell of smell of cherry Cola is nostalgic while the pop rocks & caramel sweeten up the profile to perfection! The Inner Circle is worth every penny!
amazing top quality products, great scent profiles and impeccable customer service
amazing top quality products, great scent profiles and impeccable customer service
Captain Crimson - Complete Balm Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
