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Captain Crimson - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Captain Crimson
When the distant horizon of the high seas meets the warmth of a setting sun, Captain Crimson emerges—a pirate of unmatched skill, a legend cloaked in mystery and tinged with madness. With every wave he sails, he stirs the ocean’s depths and the hearts of those who hear his tales. A master of the storm and the sea, his presence is undeniable, and his essence—a captivating blend of Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla—captures the essence of an untamed journey through both calm waters and fierce tempests.
Scent Profile
Creamy Coconut – Rich and smooth, like the tropical breeze of an island retreat.
Warm Amber – Deep and comforting, evoking the warmth of a flickering campfire by the sea.
Sea Salt – Fresh and invigorating, carrying the essence of ocean breezes and salty waves.
Fresh Vanilla – Soft and sweet, balancing the brine of the sea with a smooth, comforting finish.
A Fragrance as Untamed as Captain Crimson Himself
Captain Crimson isn’t just a fragrance—it’s a voyage into the heart of adventure, a taste of the wild seas, and the thrill of life on the edge. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard care kit nourishes, conditions, and styles your beard, enveloping you in a scent as bold and captivating as the pirate captain who inspires it.
What’s Inside
✅ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrate and condition your beard with Captain Crimson’s smooth and luxurious blend.
Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ Beard Butter (4 oz) – Deeply conditions, reduces itch and flakiness, and provides a light hold for effortlessly commanding your crew.
Ingredients: Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Mango Butter, Kokum Butter, Illipe Butter, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
Benefits
Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Keeps your beard nourished and resilient.
Seals in Moisture – Prevents dryness and irritation for lasting hydration.
Deep Moisturization – Conditions your beard for softness and manageability.
Softens Beard Hairs – Ensures effortless styling and a polished finish.
Long-Lasting Scent – Keeps you smelling bold and ready for adventure all day long.
Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes and supports healthy growth beneath your beard.
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee If Captain Crimson’s invigorating and adventurous essence doesn’t take you on a journey, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Set Sail with Legend, Embrace the Adventure
Step into the legend of Captain Crimson—a fragrance that captures the daring spirit of the seas, the allure of adventure, and the unforgettable charm of a pirate captain who lives life on his own terms. Let your beard reflect the adventure of the open ocean, the daring heart of a legend, and the warmth of a timeless story.

Let customers speak for us
from 40174 reviews
This was a smooth leather that quickly morphed into a long lasting subtlety sweet cream scent that lasted all day! Very pleasant and the butter leaves the beard soft and healthy feeling!
Great like always
Great like always
Great like always
Great like always, thanks
Smells like a delicious pile of waffles and syrup and who doesn’t like waffles and syrup. No you won’t want to eat your beard but someone else might 😉
Love the smell of maple syrup in the morning! Lasts my whole shift 9 hours. And tons of compliments at work and a couple “Who smells like maple syrup”
Pumpkin Eater is the best scent this fall!
Best oil in the world!
Most of the other pumpkin scents have to much spice in it and it takes away from the actual scent. This one nails that fresh pumpkin pie scent.
If you love Grower than you’ll love this. Like their distant cousins.
Pumpkin Eater oil is a must for any length beard! It leaves the skin beneath your beard hydrated and free of itching. The smell of Pumpkin, pie crust and whipped cream topping is a nostalgic fall favorite that hits all season long!
Definitely, my favorite scent. Except for there was one called the beekeeper Love the beekeeper, wish it would come back if you've ever hung out around a beehive, you know the snow I'm talking about, but I found the balm keeps them wild hairs in line greatest products in the world. Thanks, fable, beard.
The deodorant works great. Scent is lighter than other Fable Beard Co. I have tried, but it is really nice.
I was expecting a more classic bay rum scent. This is different. More coconut, less bay rum.
Pleasantly surprised when using it the first time. Really liked it. Deodorant functions great for me
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
