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Captain Crimson - Complete Butter Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Captain Crimson - Complete Butter Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
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If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Captain Crimson
Elevate your grooming ritual with Fable Beard Co.'s Complete Beard Care Kit, now featuring Captain Crimson, a scent that captures the essence of high seas adventure, legendary pirates, and daring escapades. This all-in-one kit is designed to keep your beard healthy, refined, and as captivating as a pirate captain who commands the ocean with every wave—infused with the bold and adventurous notes of Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla.
Harness the Spirit of Captain Crimson
Captain Crimson sails the vast oceans, a figure cloaked in mystery and power. His essence fills the air, blending the tropical sweetness of Creamy Coconut, the deep warmth of Amber, the invigorating freshness of Sea Salt, and the comforting smoothness of Fresh Vanilla. This captivating fragrance transforms your grooming routine into an adventure on the high seas—where every journey is a chance to embrace the thrill of life on the edge.
Scent Profile
Creamy Coconut – Rich and smooth, like the tropical breeze of an island retreat.
Warm Amber – Deep and comforting, evoking the warmth of a crackling fire on a stormy night.
Sea Salt – Fresh and invigorating, carrying the essence of ocean breezes and the endless sea.
Fresh Vanilla – Soft and sweet, bringing balance to the briny notes with a comforting, smooth finish.
A Fragrance as Daring as Captain Crimson Himself
Captain Crimson isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to embark on an oceanic adventure, embrace the rush of the open sea, and savor the freedom of life on the waves. Crafted with premium ingredients, this kit nourishes and revitalizes your beard while surrounding you with a scent as bold and unforgettable as the pirate captain who inspires it.
What’s Included
✅ 1 x 1oz Beard Oil – Hydrates and conditions your beard, promoting growth and shine.
Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 4oz Beard Butter – Deeply conditions and softens your beard, reducing itch and flakiness with a light hold.
Ingredients: Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Mango Butter, Kokum Butter, Illipe Butter, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
And Our Beard Wash System:
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses your beard, removing dirt while maintaining natural oils for balance.
Ingredients: Water, Decyl Glucoside, Xanthan Gum, Aloe Vera Powder, Lauryl Betaine, Citric Acid, Castor Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Softens and reduces itchiness, keeping your beard smooth and manageable.
Ingredients: Water, Aloe Vera, Cetearyl Alcohol, Coco-Glucoside, Shea Butter, BTMS, Xanthan Gum, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Wheat Germ Oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol, Decyl Glucoside, Lauryl Betaine, Benzoic Acid, Dehydroacetic Acid, Fragrance Oil.
Why Choose Captain Crimson Complete Beard Care Kit?
✔ All-in-One Solution – Everything you need for comprehensive beard care in one kit.
✔ Tailored to Your Needs – Products work together seamlessly for exceptional results.
✔ Premium Ingredients – High-quality, natural ingredients free from harsh chemicals for optimal beard and skin care.
The Wizard's Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee If Captain Crimson’s invigorating and adventurous essence doesn’t take you on a journey, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Set Sail with Legend, Embrace the Adventure
Step into the legend of Captain Crimson—a fragrance that captures the daring spirit of the seas, the allure of adventure, and the unforgettable charm of a pirate captain who lives life on his own terms. Let your beard reflect the adventure of the open ocean, the daring heart of a legend, and the warmth of a timeless story.

Let customers speak for us
from 40174 reviews
This was a smooth leather that quickly morphed into a long lasting subtlety sweet cream scent that lasted all day! Very pleasant and the butter leaves the beard soft and healthy feeling!
Great like always
Great like always
Great like always
Great like always, thanks
Smells like a delicious pile of waffles and syrup and who doesn’t like waffles and syrup. No you won’t want to eat your beard but someone else might 😉
Love the smell of maple syrup in the morning! Lasts my whole shift 9 hours. And tons of compliments at work and a couple “Who smells like maple syrup”
Pumpkin Eater is the best scent this fall!
Best oil in the world!
Most of the other pumpkin scents have to much spice in it and it takes away from the actual scent. This one nails that fresh pumpkin pie scent.
If you love Grower than you’ll love this. Like their distant cousins.
Pumpkin Eater oil is a must for any length beard! It leaves the skin beneath your beard hydrated and free of itching. The smell of Pumpkin, pie crust and whipped cream topping is a nostalgic fall favorite that hits all season long!
Definitely, my favorite scent. Except for there was one called the beekeeper Love the beekeeper, wish it would come back if you've ever hung out around a beehive, you know the snow I'm talking about, but I found the balm keeps them wild hairs in line greatest products in the world. Thanks, fable, beard.
The deodorant works great. Scent is lighter than other Fable Beard Co. I have tried, but it is really nice.
I was expecting a more classic bay rum scent. This is different. More coconut, less bay rum.
Pleasantly surprised when using it the first time. Really liked it. Deodorant functions great for me
Captain Crimson - Complete Butter Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
