Captain Crimson - Complete Butter Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Captain Crimson - Complete Butter Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
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If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Captain Crimson
Elevate your grooming ritual with Fable Beard Co.'s Complete Beard Care Kit, now featuring Captain Crimson, a scent that captures the essence of high seas adventure, legendary pirates, and daring escapades. This all-in-one kit is designed to keep your beard healthy, refined, and as captivating as a pirate captain who commands the ocean with every wave—infused with the bold and adventurous notes of Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla.
Harness the Spirit of Captain Crimson
Captain Crimson sails the vast oceans, a figure cloaked in mystery and power. His essence fills the air, blending the tropical sweetness of Creamy Coconut, the deep warmth of Amber, the invigorating freshness of Sea Salt, and the comforting smoothness of Fresh Vanilla. This captivating fragrance transforms your grooming routine into an adventure on the high seas—where every journey is a chance to embrace the thrill of life on the edge.
Scent Profile
Creamy Coconut – Rich and smooth, like the tropical breeze of an island retreat.
Warm Amber – Deep and comforting, evoking the warmth of a crackling fire on a stormy night.
Sea Salt – Fresh and invigorating, carrying the essence of ocean breezes and the endless sea.
Fresh Vanilla – Soft and sweet, bringing balance to the briny notes with a comforting, smooth finish.
A Fragrance as Daring as Captain Crimson Himself
Captain Crimson isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to embark on an oceanic adventure, embrace the rush of the open sea, and savor the freedom of life on the waves. Crafted with premium ingredients, this kit nourishes and revitalizes your beard while surrounding you with a scent as bold and unforgettable as the pirate captain who inspires it.
What’s Included
✅ 1 x 1oz Beard Oil – Hydrates and conditions your beard, promoting growth and shine.
Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 4oz Beard Butter – Deeply conditions and softens your beard, reducing itch and flakiness with a light hold.
Ingredients: Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Mango Butter, Kokum Butter, Illipe Butter, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
And Our Beard Wash System:
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses your beard, removing dirt while maintaining natural oils for balance.
Ingredients: Water, Decyl Glucoside, Xanthan Gum, Aloe Vera Powder, Lauryl Betaine, Citric Acid, Castor Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Softens and reduces itchiness, keeping your beard smooth and manageable.
Ingredients: Water, Aloe Vera, Cetearyl Alcohol, Coco-Glucoside, Shea Butter, BTMS, Xanthan Gum, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Wheat Germ Oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol, Decyl Glucoside, Lauryl Betaine, Benzoic Acid, Dehydroacetic Acid, Fragrance Oil.
Why Choose Captain Crimson Complete Beard Care Kit?
✔ All-in-One Solution – Everything you need for comprehensive beard care in one kit.
✔ Tailored to Your Needs – Products work together seamlessly for exceptional results.
✔ Premium Ingredients – High-quality, natural ingredients free from harsh chemicals for optimal beard and skin care.
The Wizard's Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee If Captain Crimson’s invigorating and adventurous essence doesn’t take you on a journey, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Set Sail with Legend, Embrace the Adventure
Step into the legend of Captain Crimson—a fragrance that captures the daring spirit of the seas, the allure of adventure, and the unforgettable charm of a pirate captain who lives life on his own terms. Let your beard reflect the adventure of the open ocean, the daring heart of a legend, and the warmth of a timeless story.

Let customers speak for us
from 39868 reviews
Great Leathery smell fantastic
The products are great! I like being able to choose scents that don’t smell like leather and wood. I wish the beard oils would come in bottle size that lasted as long and the beard wash and conditioner y out get with a bundle. It almost seems like the oils need to be 2 to 1 in the bundles. I run out of oils way before everything else. Then I am left with hoping that the scent is still available to get more oil. A a simple fix would be to market a larger bottle of oil. Just saying.
Bought this and paired with The Role Model cologne. Both scents pair great together. First order of Fable products, and will definitely be back!
Scent lasts through the work day but not so strong it causes any headaches.
Bought this and paired with The Musketeer beard butter. Both scents pair great together. First order of Fable products, and will definitely be back!
Gave as a gift to my son and he really liked the scent. It also arrived in a very timely fashion. Think this is goi g to be a favorite website!!
As usual, you cant go wrong with Fable products. All the butter, balms and oils I received smelt great! Thx Fable and keep up the good work.
Makes me feel like my younger days, growing up on a farm, being around cedar breaks, and the smell of good western stores.
It gets 2 thumbs up great smell lasts all day another great product from fable
Absolute favorite new scent.
Great product as always
This is one of my favorite. I have some tobacco that smells like it.
A great refreshing summer scent... not too sweet
Like washing your body with the scent of a candle. And it lathers up really well. I love it so far.
Has a great fall scent. Leaves my beard more hydrated than drug store beard oil. Scent isn’t overpowering but lasts all day.
The Harvester is absolutely as described. The scents of the fall harvest all in one scensory experience.
Captain Crimson - Complete Butter Kit - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
