The Distiller - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
The Distiller - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
The Distiller: The Master of Boron’s Finest
As one of the most beloved figures in the Fable Beard Co. universe, The Distiller stands as the unrivaled provider of fine tastings for adventurers across Boron. Known for his mastery of crafting flavors as rich as the tales of Boron itself, The Distiller’s expertise inspires camaraderie and celebration among those who seek his wares. Always available, this iconic character represents a timeless pursuit of quality and excellence.
The Distiller’s signature scent—a masterful blend of Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods—captures the warmth, richness, and complexity of his craft. This fragrance is a tribute to Boron’s most popular character, evoking the depth and refinement of his legendary tastings.
Scent Profile: Mulled Spices: Warm and inviting, reminiscent of festive gatherings.
Aged Bourbon: Smooth and rich, adding a touch of bold sophistication.
Deep Barrel Woods: Earthy and robust, grounding the scent with timeless allure.
The Distiller isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to indulge in the richness of Boron’s finest creations. Crafted with premium ingredients, this blend conditions and softens your beard while surrounding you with a scent that inspires warmth and camaraderie in every moment.
What’s Included:
Beard Oil (1 oz): Hydrate and condition your beard with The Distiller’s iconic blend, featuring notes of mulled spices, aged bourbon, and deep barrel woods.
Ingredients:
Castor Oil: Rich in vitamin E, perfect for conditioning and strength.
Coconut Oil: Adds shine and softness while preventing breakage.
Sweet Almond Oil: Acts as a sealant, protecting and nourishing your beard.
Argan Oil: Antioxidant and UV protector, providing softness and protection.
Jojoba Oil: Packed with essential nutrients for optimal growth.
Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and IFRA-compliant, delivering The Distiller’s rich and inviting essence
Beard Balm (2 oz): A firmer option for shaping and taming even the most unruly beards.
Ingredients:
Castor Oil: Rich in vitamin E and omega-6, perfect for conditioning and strengthening.
Coconut Oil: Adds shine, softness, and prevents breakage.
Sweet Almond Oil: Nourishes and protects your beard while sealing in moisture.
Argan Oil: Packed with antioxidants and UV protection, it keeps your beard healthy and vibrant.
Jojoba Oil: Fortifies your beard with essential vitamins and minerals.
Shea Butter: Reduces irritation and supports healthy hair growth.
Beeswax: Provides firm hold and locks in moisture.
Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and IFRA-compliant, delivering The Distiller’s legendary scent.
Why Choose The Distiller Basic Beard Care Kit?
Complete Beard Care: Includes everything you need for hydration, softness, and manageability.
Tailored to Your Needs: Customize your kit to suit your grooming style.
Premium Ingredients: High-quality, all-natural ingredients, free from harsh chemicals.
Step into the world of refined taste with The Distiller Beard Care Kit from Fable Beard Co. Let your grooming routine reflect the warmth, depth, and camaraderie of Boron’s most celebrated artisan.
The Wizard's Promise:
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Distiller’s magic doesn’t amaze you, or if the fragrance isn’t for you, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Indulge in the legacy of The Distiller and elevate your grooming regimen with the richness and tradition of Boron’s finest tastings.

Let customers speak for us
from 35865 reviews
I’m very impressed, will definitely reorder.
Got the balm and matching oil. Both work great and the scent lasts all day. Will for sure be recommending to friends and family.
Love the scent, smells great. It sure is a good one for the winter months
I have had more people compliment my beard and the way it smells while wearing this scent. I apply the butter before bed and wake with a soft, manageable beard. I use the balm before I leave the house. The scent lasts all day. When the front notes fade I am left with a deep, rich after note that is most pleasing. The Druid is my go to scent. All the products are excellent and of the best quality.
This is great stuff. The fragrance lasts all day. Leaves my beard softer and more manageble. The delivery was fast and the product is better than I anticipated. Will purchase from Fable again.
I always like the beard baubles when you make a purchase. Unfortunately with this recent one it felt less than when I got it a few years ago and just one color when my last purchase got some baubles with different colors. But regardless still like it, gonna have to see and dig out if I can still find my other ones to add with these guys
The most necessity to complete to beard wash and conditioner. The smell seems to linger for about 5 hours before needing to reapply. It really brings out more the scent in the beard after you wash and condition it. My absolute favorite scent
I absolutely loved this more than the Sant-o-Lantern. It makes you smell more like a dark wintery coldness with that calming pine. Highly recommend if you're going for that dark solstice presence with a quirk of pine and a hint of apple
An absolute necessity to the Krampus beard shampoo. Smells so good in the shower and love how it makes your beard extra soft after toweling.
Awesome as always
Very Christmasy ..but need to be applied lightly or is in over powering..
Love the lemony smell
My favorite scent!
Kids got a good laugh over these in beard haha
Good smelling scent
The Distiller - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
