The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Conditioner - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies

The Ugly Sweater Guy: The Life of the Holiday Party

Emerging in all his festive glory, The Ugly Sweater Guy is back to bring you the ultimate holiday cheer, complete with cringeworthy jokes and dance moves that make every Christmas party unforgettable. Living his best life in his loud, mismatched holiday sweater, he storms into every gathering with the bold, sweet aroma of Butterscotch Bourbon, fresh Balsam Fir, and warm Vanilla Cookies—a scent that captures the fun and whimsy of the season.

Scent Profile:

• Butterscotch Bourbon: Smooth and rich, adding a warm kick of holiday spirit.
• Balsam Fir: Fresh and evergreen, like the centerpiece of every Christmas celebration.
• Vanilla Cookies: Soft and sweet, filling the air with the nostalgic aroma of freshly baked treats.

The Ugly Sweater Guy isn’t just a scent—it’s an invitation to embrace the joy, warmth, and playfulness of the holiday season. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard conditioner deeply nourishes and softens your beard, surrounding you with a fragrance as memorable as the holiday antics of The Ugly Sweater Guy himself.

Whether you're the life of the holiday party or simply want to add some festive fun to your grooming routine, The Ugly Sweater Guy is your perfect companion. Step into the spirit of the season with Fable Beard Co.'s premium beard conditioner and let your beard shine with holiday cheer.

Benefits:

• Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Keeps your beard healthy and resilient.
• Seals in Moisture: Locks in hydration, preventing beard itch.
• Deep Moisturization: Nourishes deeply for optimal growth.
• Softens Beard Hairs: Provides easy styling and management.
• Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling warm and festive all day.
• Reduces Skin Inflammation: Soothes irritation for better beard growth.

The Wizard's Promise: 🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

Directions:

Apply the desired amount to your beard in the shower.
Wait 5 minutes.
Rinse for a clean, soft beard!

Ingredients & Benefits:

• Water: Essential for hydration.
• Aloe Vera: Soothes skin irritation and repairs dead skin cells.
• Cetearyl Alcohol: Softens hair and heals dry skin.
• Coco-Glucoside: Natural hair and skin cleanser derived from coconut.
• Shea Butter: Moisturizes, boosts collagen, and aids cell regeneration.
• BTMS: Plant-derived conditioning agent.
• Xanthan Gum: Natural thickener.
• Sunflower Oil: High in fatty acids, deeply nourishing.
• Olive Oil: Moisturizes hair and prevents skin irritation.
• Avocado Oil: Rich in oleic acid, deeply moisturizing.
• Wheat Germ Oil: Promotes growth with Vitamin B.
• Castor Oil: Rich in vitamin E and omega-6, excellent for conditioning.
• Coconut Oil: Adds shine, softness, and prevents breakage.
• Sweet Almond Oil: Acts as a sealant and beard protector.
• Argan Oil: Antioxidant, UV protector, rich in Vitamin E.
• Jojoba Oil: Strengthens beard with vitamins and minerals.
• Silver Dihydrogen Citrate: Antimicrobial preservative.
• Citric Acid: Natural pH balancer.
• Lactic Acid: Natural preservative.
• Tocopherol: Vitamin E.
• Decyl Glucoside: Mild surfactant.
• Lauryl Betaine: Natural mild surfactant.
• Benzoic Acid: Natural stabilizer.
• Dehydroacetic Acid: Natural preservative.
• Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and meets IFRA standards.

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee: If The Ugly Sweater Guy doesn’t bring you holiday joy or if the scent you purchased isn’t for you, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked. Embrace the spirit of the season and let your beard embody the fun and festivity of The Ugly Sweater Guy!