The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Wash - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies
The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Wash - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Ships In 1 Business Day
Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
The Ugly Sweater Guy: A Tale of Festive Fun
Bursting with holiday cheer, The Ugly Sweater Guy is the life of every Christmas party—the one everyone loves to laugh at (and with)! Embracing the holiday spirit with unapologetic joy, he leaves behind an unforgettable aroma of Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies, filling the air with the cozy warmth of Christmas magic and a hint of sweet nostalgia. His journey is all about spreading laughter and holiday fun, one cringey joke at a time.
Scent Profile:
- Butterscotch Bourbon: Smooth and rich, evoking the cozy warmth of holiday gatherings.
- Balsam Fir: Crisp and evergreen, reminiscent of a freshly decorated Christmas tree.
- Vanilla Cookies: Soft and sweet, capturing the delightful essence of freshly baked treats.
The Ugly Sweater Guy isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to live your best holiday life and embrace the season’s joy and laughter. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard wash cleanses and nourishes your beard, enveloping you in a scent as memorable as his infamous holiday sweater.
Whether you’re the life of the Christmas party or just adding a touch of festive fun to your grooming routine, The Ugly Sweater Guy is your perfect holiday companion. Step up your beard game with Fable Beard Co.'s premium beard wash and let your grooming journey capture the spirit of holiday cheer.
Directions:
- Shake well and apply the desired amount to your beard in the shower.
- Lather.
- Rinse for a soft, clean beard.
- Repeat to indulge in the scent of holiday warmth.
Benefits:
- Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Keeps your beard in top condition.
- Seals in Moisture: Locks in hydration, preventing dryness and itch.
- Deeply Moisturizes: Nourishes deeply for optimal growth.
- Softens Beard Hairs: Allows for easy styling and a smooth, manageable beard.
- Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling festive all day.
- Reduces Skin Inflammation: Soothes and supports healthier beard growth.
The Wizard's Promise:
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Ingredients & Benefits:
- Water: Essential for hydration and blending.
- Decyl Glucoside: Gentle, coconut-derived cleanser that maintains natural oils.
- Xanthan Gum: Natural thickener for smooth consistency.
- Aloe Vera Powder: Soothes irritation and supports skin health.
- Lauryl Betaine: Mild surfactant creating a rich lather for effective cleansing.
- Citric Acid: pH balancer for gentle care of skin and hair.
- Castor Oil: Conditions and strengthens with vitamin E and omega-6.
- Sweet Almond Oil: Seals in moisture and provides nourishment.
- Coconut Oil: Adds shine and softness, preventing breakage.
- Jojoba Oil: Deeply moisturizes and strengthens beard hairs.
- Argan Oil: Antioxidant protection, adding shine and softness.
- Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and meets IFRA standards, delivering a festive, captivating scent.
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee: If The Ugly Sweater Guy doesn’t bring the holiday spirit, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked. Embrace the festive charm of The Ugly Sweater Guy and let your beard journey through the holiday season in style!

Let customers speak for us
from 35699 reviews
Hit the mark if you like the pine scent
First of all, the customer service (Gym Bunny) is amazing. Took care if concern I had withiut issue. The scent is really good. My wife likes it a lot. Definitely going to try others.
I love this company and the variety of long lasting scents that wife loves
I enjoy get wiffs of the great smell through out the day. Keeps my beard moist.
It’s the best by everyone that is around me
Icy ❄️
I was expecting this to be similar to Scarecrow, but was pleasantly surprised. The main scent is the cinnamon spice and vanilla, with a distinct sweet after note of marshmallow and then a hint of pumpkin. Very festive! It lasts all day, I can smell it in the evenings after spending all day in the shop. Absolutely love this one!
My wife has always complained about how poorly deodorants I have used in the past didn’t smell very good, but this sent is everything she could have hoped for. Between the evergreen and the amber, she loves it.
I love the scent.
Excellent smell! Wife absolutely loves it bought two so i could have a back up!!! Great work guys!!!!
No doubt about it, I walk around looking and smelling like a cinnamon roll with The Baker!
First off, the oil absorbs well into the beard and skin leaving very little residual oil on your hands. Secondly, the scent profile is really nice and lasts all day. My wife says “it’s yummy!”.
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I have tried other products from different companies and these smell beat by far. The Baker is probably my favorite, it smells amazing and feels good too!
This was my first time ever trying any kind of beard oil or beard balm, and I’m glad I went with Fable. The quality surprised me right out of the bottle — the oil absorbs great, softens my beard instantly, and the scent is perfect without being overwhelming. The balm adds just the right amount of control and leaves everything feeling natural, not waxy or heavy. I genuinely enjoy every drop of this product. It’s made my beard look healthier, feel softer, and stay easier to manage. I’ll definitely be buying again.
The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Wash - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies
