The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Wash - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies

The Ugly Sweater Guy: A Tale of Festive Fun

Bursting with holiday cheer, The Ugly Sweater Guy is the life of every Christmas party—the one everyone loves to laugh at (and with)! Embracing the holiday spirit with unapologetic joy, he leaves behind an unforgettable aroma of Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies, filling the air with the cozy warmth of Christmas magic and a hint of sweet nostalgia. His journey is all about spreading laughter and holiday fun, one cringey joke at a time.

Scent Profile:

• Butterscotch Bourbon: Smooth and rich, evoking the cozy warmth of holiday gatherings.
• Balsam Fir: Crisp and evergreen, reminiscent of a freshly decorated Christmas tree.
• Vanilla Cookies: Soft and sweet, capturing the delightful essence of freshly baked treats.

The Ugly Sweater Guy isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to live your best holiday life and embrace the season’s joy and laughter. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard wash cleanses and nourishes your beard, enveloping you in a scent as memorable as his infamous holiday sweater.

Whether you’re the life of the Christmas party or just adding a touch of festive fun to your grooming routine, The Ugly Sweater Guy is your perfect holiday companion. Step up your beard game with Fable Beard Co.'s premium beard wash and let your grooming journey capture the spirit of holiday cheer.

Directions:

• Shake well and apply the desired amount to your beard in the shower.
• Lather.
• Rinse for a soft, clean beard.
• Repeat to indulge in the scent of holiday warmth.

Benefits:

• Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Keeps your beard in top condition.
• Seals in Moisture: Locks in hydration, preventing dryness and itch.
• Deeply Moisturizes: Nourishes deeply for optimal growth.
• Softens Beard Hairs: Allows for easy styling and a smooth, manageable beard.
• Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling festive all day.
• Reduces Skin Inflammation: Soothes and supports healthier beard growth.

The Wizard's Promise:
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

Ingredients & Benefits:

• Water: Essential for hydration and blending.
• Decyl Glucoside: Gentle, coconut-derived cleanser that maintains natural oils.
• Xanthan Gum: Natural thickener for smooth consistency.
• Aloe Vera Powder: Soothes irritation and supports skin health.
• Lauryl Betaine: Mild surfactant creating a rich lather for effective cleansing.
• Citric Acid: pH balancer for gentle care of skin and hair.
• Castor Oil: Conditions and strengthens with vitamin E and omega-6.
• Sweet Almond Oil: Seals in moisture and provides nourishment.
• Coconut Oil: Adds shine and softness, preventing breakage.
• Jojoba Oil: Deeply moisturizes and strengthens beard hairs.
• Argan Oil: Antioxidant protection, adding shine and softness.
• Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and meets IFRA standards, delivering a festive, captivating scent.

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee: If The Ugly Sweater Guy doesn’t bring the holiday spirit, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked. Embrace the festive charm of The Ugly Sweater Guy and let your beard journey through the holiday season in style!