Beard Washes

Tired of crumbs, itchy skin, or a sad and oily-looking wiry beard? Let the Wizard magic up his legendary beard wash in all the lands, turning your beard woes into a thing of the past. 

Best Beard Washes!

"Behind every great adventurer is a group of great friends, and behind every glorious beard should be great skin," you hear a man tell you as he welcomes you to the front of his infamous distillery. Scents of finely aged white-oak barrels and with aging spirits, notes of vanilla, mulled spices, and bourbon entices you in the air, as well as the merry discourse and singing happening within the distillery itself. 

He can't help but notice your admiration of his full, luxurious and gleaming beard, which he points to with another smile. "It is true! Why I use only the best beard wash to keep my beard and skin soft and healthy. Have you not heard of beard wash?" 

When you shake your head no, the Distiller's eyebrows climb upward in shock. "Why, t'is the legendary Fable Beard Co.'s beard wash I use, friend, to keep the dry skin, itchiness, and dirt away." He looks behind him on the many shelves of fine bottles, pulling a distinctive one and setting it down before you.  "Here, then! A sample near and dear to my heart, named aptly after me. 

"This magical elixir will promote your whisker growth, strengthen your beard hair, seals in moisture to prevent pesky beard itch, softens it, and carries a long-lasting scent for long eight to ten hour days." 

You thank him in wonder, picking up the bottle to read the label: Beard Wash, Fabled Beard Co., The Distiller, and cannot wait to try this legendary best beard wash for yourself. The label informs you that this wash is created with all-natural cold-pressed oils, free of the evil phthalates and DHT-inhibiting ingredients, will reduce skin irritation, moisturizes, and promotes healthier, better beard growth. 

You also note the label tells you that Fable has a risk-free guarantee and that should you not like the fragrance or aren't amazed by the beard wash, you can write a letter to The Princess at customerservice@fablebeard.com, and it will be exchanged, no questions asked! 

You thank the Distiller profusely, excitement at the prospect of a glorious, soft, and healthy beard."

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The Scribe - Beard Butter - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Scott Morris
The Scribe - Beard Butter - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Great scent!!

Mywife is a avid coffee drinker of all types from regular Joe to ice coffees with all flavors. And since I started using this product my beard is softer and more manageable plus she can't get enough of the scent. I walked in to my bedroom where I keep my beard stuff and she had it open smelling it. Lol. So yea in my book it's a winner.

Fable Army Subscription Kit
Jamie F.
Fable Army Subscription Kit
Smells Good and Feels Good.

The beard balm smells great and conditions my beard great.

The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Jerry
The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice

Goes great with the butter!

The Crusader - Beard Butter - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Jerry
The Crusader - Beard Butter - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice

Really good scent, interesting to see how long it last.

Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Jerry
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla

Great scent, one of my wife’s favorites.

The Illustrator - Beard Oil - Sunlit Oak, Honeyed Resin, Ambrosial Nectar
Ronald
The Illustrator - Beard Oil - Sunlit Oak, Honeyed Resin, Ambrosial Nectar

Amazing scent! As always, Fable makes another great product.

The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Oil
Daniel Katzenberg
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Oil
Yabba dabba doo!!!!

Love it!!!! Nice fun fruity scent that takes me back to my childhood 👊🏼

The Baker - Deodorant - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Joseph J Mela IV
The Baker - Deodorant - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Awsome deodorants

I just recently got into natural deos. I loved both Captain Crimson and The Baker. I went ahead and bought 6 more scents to try out. 10 of 10 recommended.

The Highlander - Beard Oil - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Mario Castaneda
The Highlander - Beard Oil - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Highlander

Perfect smoky scent. Has that old school barber shop smell to it

The Barkeep - Unscented Beard Conditioner
Shannon Davis
The Barkeep - Unscented Beard Conditioner
Great

This is the perfect conditioner if you don't want the scent to clash with your daily scent rotation. Love it.

Mystery Gift
Jason Thigpen
Mystery Gift
Leprechaun!!

Received Leprechaun oil with my The Vessel order, and it is great! I know why it's so popular; it's fantastically fresh.

The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Charles Kleist
The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
This smells great

Smells great my wife loves it very grateful that these are easy on the wallet

The Barkeep - An Unscented Beard Butter
Thomas Martinez
The Barkeep - An Unscented Beard Butter
Fantastic product

Love the barkeep line! My favorite products by far. Easy to work into the beard, slight natural notes from the butters and has helped reduce breakage and dryness. Best part is not clashing smells with my cologne or hair products but still getting the nourishment.

The Hero - Beard Butter - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Thomas Martinez
The Hero - Beard Butter - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Great sent and product

Love the sent, a great alternative for days I’m not wanting to use my cologne. Sent last roughly 6-7 hours with working outside mostly and makes my beard feel fantastic. Strong but not overpowering musky almost leathery sent

The Hero - Cologne - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Brian Strebeck
The Hero - Cologne - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Very nice scent

Great masculine scent that is perfect for everyday use.

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