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I haven’t been using your products long but so far I am very happy with what I have used
Good day travelers! I hail from the land known to some as the Mitten! Or, the beautiful state whose property value is lowered due to its proximity to Ohio. Yes weary traveler, I hail from Michigan!!
I purchased the Lumberjack beard butter many moons ago! Ok, it was like 10 days ago. I brought the product to work to share with some friends who also enjoy a good smelling and freshly tamed beard. The feedback was the same! It was an instant hit! One that smelled of pancakes or a vanilla sugar cookie Yankee candle!
There isn’t all good news however. I put this butter on last week right before we went to my daughter’s middle school choir concert. During our drive there, my wife told me a story, that I will share.
She said “last night I was getting into bed, and I thought, man that new candle is kind of strong, maybe I should turn it off (it’s a scentsy or whatever), but I just went to bed.. Now, sitting in this car with you, I realized, it’s you.” I laughed and said well thanks, it smells heavenly! She said “it’s borderline headache levels”. I rolled my eyes and the window down, to stick my beard out of it, so I could be just as obnoxious as her.
When we got to the concert, I waited by the door for my in-laws.. A lady and her son walking up could be heard saying - son “mom, do you smell pancakes?” Mom - “Mmm nope. It smells like burnt vanilla”. Then my mother in law walked up and said “wow. Who bathed in vanilla?”. My father in law quickly followed up with “What the F is that smell.”. I laughed and told all 4 of them to banish thine tongue into the chocolate starfish of an animal some middle eastern countries do not eat, aka tongue punch the fart box of a pig. Don’t be rude.
There were 4 more interactions like this. I’ll spare you the rest, but what it boils down to is, if you like Christmas, vanilla, maple, syrup, maple syrup, hatred, the tears of your enemies, laughing at other people, the color red, or were born on a month that falls between January and December, (any one of these, you do not have to meet all criteria), I highly recommend this product.
Not only does this product smell like heaven in a jar, it makes your beard look and feel great, plus, everyone will notice you whether you want them to or not.
For clarity, I’m pretty sure I used way too much, but leaving reviews sharing my misfortune is fun for me.. I won’t say I tried it after learning all this, but some say, if you intentionally put too much on, you will finally get that peace and quiet you want when your wife gets a headache and has to go lay down on a Saturday afternoon around 1pm…… Go Blue!
The Mercenary - Beard Oil - Fiery Leather Woods, Blood Money Sage, Seductive Amber, Stealthy Sandalwood
This was part of my first order from Fable. I'm extremely happy with the performance of the oil and butter. My beard feels so soft and hydrated. As for the scent, if you like blueberries, you'll love this one.
I really enjoy this one. Exactly what I was hoping for.
Love the smell last most of the day
Fresh and clean
Highway Hunter is the perfect blend of fall. The pumpkin and spices resonate through almost immediately with the slight marshmallow undertone. My 7 month pregnant wife said she wanted to eat my beard. This is the ultimate fall oil
This scent is amazing! It’s a big hit and everyone loves it!
Fall in a bottle. Great, lasting scent. Makes you want to be sitting by a fireplace in a log cabin.
Absolutely an amazing scent.
I really love the beard oils that I ordered: Sant-O-Lantern. It is a great mix of autum/early winter scents. Not sure what is "sneaky about pomegranate, but that's not important. Excellent scent, will absolutely buy again.
Recently I received the mystery Xmas beard oil with the Santa one. Man!! What a throwback! It not only makes my beard soft and a bit fuller, it smelled like the 1980's! That's right. Picture church around Christmas time. It smells like fresh Xmas wreaths with the hint of old church wood. Thank you all!!
Love the products. Love the scent. Love the entire realm of Fable products. Haven't tried the Snow Globe oil yet that was my free gift. I am already stuck on Hell Hound. It's exactly as I was hoping for from the description. I am new to complete beard grooming. I believe I have started with the right stuff. My beard already looks and feels better. Thank you
