🎅🔥 Chimney Creep – Beard Conditioner
Burnt Strength. Twisted Cheer. Restoration Born from the Ashes of Christmas.
Smoldering Fireplace | Christmas Trees | Twisted Candy Cane
From the scorched chimneys of a ruined Christmas Eve, the Chimney Creep emerges—charred, wicked, and grinning beneath a layer of soot. Once a joyful bringer of gifts, now a creature of smoke and chaos, he crawls through the flames to reclaim the night. His scent lingers like a memory gone wrong—smoldering fireplace embers, scorched Christmas trees, and the sinister sweetness of a twisted candy cane. Each use restores what the fire tried to take, transforming your beard from brittle and weary into something strong, smooth, and unnervingly bold.
This isn’t just beard conditioner—it’s festive resurrection from the ashes. Renew your strength, soften your edge, and let your scent rise from the smoke like a warning of what’s to come.
🎄 Scent Profile:
🔥 Smoldering Fireplace – Burnt warmth that clings like ash on the wind
🌲 Christmas Trees – Evergreen life scorched but unbroken
🍭 Twisted Candy Cane – Sweet peppermint corruption wrapped in smoke
💧 What’s Included:
1 x 8 oz Beard Conditioner – Deep, hydrating revival infused with the burnt spirit of Chimney Creep
🎯 Benefits:
✔ Strengthens Beard Fibers – Fortifies every strand against heat, chaos, and time
✔ Locks in Hydration – Moisture sealed beneath a protective layer of soot and silk
✔ Deep Conditioning – Transforms coarse hair into smooth resilience
✔ Long-Lasting Fragrance – Sweet smoke that lingers like Christmas gone wrong
✔ Calms & Nourishes Skin – Soothes beneath the beard’s fiery edge
✔ Restores Vitality – Leaves your beard renewed, powerful, and devilishly soft
⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Water & Aloe Vera – Hydrate and calm after the blaze
Cetearyl Alcohol & BTMS – Smooth, detangle, and restore control
Shea Butter – Deep nourishment that conquers dryness
Coco-Glucoside & Xanthan Gum – Creamy glide for effortless use
Sunflower, Olive & Avocado Oils – Feed, protect, and revive natural shine
Jojoba & Castor Oils – Strengthen and define every singed strand
Wheat Germ & Sweet Almond Oils – Add softness and natural resilience
Argan & Coconut Oils – Restore what the fire took and prevent dryness
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, holiday havoc perfected
Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol (Vitamin E) – Preserve, balance, and defend your beard’s vitality
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Chimney Creep doesn’t soften, strengthen, and awaken your inner holiday menace—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.
🔥 Rise renewed. Condition from the ashes. Let the legend of Chimney Creep live through your beard.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who bring chaos down the chimney.
