The Bard - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
The Bard - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🎻 The Bard: Weaver of Tales 🎻
When twilight descends and the grand halls come alive with stories, The Bard emerges—elusive, enigmatic, and draped in the aura of ancient lore. A figure of rhythm and soul, he moves effortlessly through the candlelit corners of festive gatherings, his voice a beacon of captivating tales. His essence—a rich blend of Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt—embodies the allure of storytelling, the decadence of the night, and the intoxicating charm of a live narration.
Scent Profile
- Inviting All Spice – Smooth and decadent, a taste of timeless indulgence.
- Aged Dark Rum – Bright and invigorating, exuding sophistication and a zest for life.
- Black Sea Salt – Soft and inviting, adding a whisper of depth and warmth.
A Fragrance as Captivating as The Bard Himself
The Bard isn’t just a fragrance—it’s a celebration of rhythm, soul, and unforgettable narratives. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard care kit nourishes, conditions, and styles your beard, enveloping you in a scent as captivating and unforgettable as a night filled with epic stories.
What’s Inside
✅ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrate and condition your beard with The Bard’s rich and indulgent blend. Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ Beard Balm (2 oz) – A firmer option for shaping and taming unruly beards, offering a smooth style. Ingredients: Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
Benefits
- Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Keeps your beard nourished and resilient.
- Seals in Moisture – Prevents dryness and irritation for lasting hydration.
- Deep Moisturization – Conditions your beard for softness and manageability.
- Softens Beard Hairs – Ensures effortless styling and a polished finish.
- Long-Lasting Scent – Keeps you smelling bold and confident all night.
- Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes and supports healthy growth beneath your beard.
🎻 The Wizard's Promise 🎻
- 🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
- 💯 Free of damaging phthalates
- 🇺🇸 Made in the USA
- 👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Bard’s soulful and rhythmic essence doesn’t captivate you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
🎻 Step into the Verse, Embrace the Lore 🎻
Step into the legend of The Bard—a fragrance that captures the elegance of ancient tales, the thrill of live narration, and the allure of a storyteller who always keeps the audience wanting more. Let your beard journey reflect the sophistication of epic narratives, the excitement of impromptu revelations, and the deep connections made through the universal language of storytelling.

Let customers speak for us
from 36432 reviews
I love the smell of the maple syrup.
Smells decent
Smells decent.
Smells awesome! Packed well and with care.
The scent is amazing!
Everything has been great so far scents last forever and are very pleasant to smell
Absolutely love the product.
Scent is strong but not overpowering, lasts most of the day. Love the way it makes my beard feel and the shine it gives
I love this scent! It’s been one of my go to’s for December. Very strong gingerbread/cinnamon profile. Merry Christmas!
I was ordering the Toy Maker and it was a buy 1 get 1 free sale, so I grabbed a Krampus as well. I will say I was VERY pleasantly surprised. While not as sweet smelling as The Toy Maker, I do absolutely love the scent. Would buy it again without hesitation!
Love it! Smells great! I'm new to the beard game, as this is the first beard I've grown in my entire life. I wasn't thrilled with the first beard oil I picked up in the store... But I would definitely buy this again!
Every one of them smells so nice, i had to resort to closing my eyes and grabbing a rando to keep from guessing which one i want to enjoy all day.
Dr. Wolf has got to be the best scent I have found so far. Number 1.
I and my wife absolutely love the scent Krampus and it makes my beard soft. Love Fable products.
Warming sensation as it moisturizes in the shower. Thank you for the free gift, I may need to make this part of my routine.
The Bard - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
