The Bard - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
The Bard - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🎻 The Bard: Weaver of Tales 🎻
When twilight descends and the grand halls come alive with stories, The Bard emerges—elusive, enigmatic, and draped in the aura of ancient lore. A figure of rhythm and soul, he moves effortlessly through the candlelit corners of festive gatherings, his voice a beacon of captivating tales. His essence—a rich blend of Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt—embodies the allure of storytelling, the decadence of the night, and the intoxicating charm of a live narration.
Scent Profile
- Inviting All Spice – Smooth and decadent, a taste of timeless indulgence.
- Aged Dark Rum – Bright and invigorating, exuding sophistication and a zest for life.
- Black Sea Salt – Soft and inviting, adding a whisper of depth and warmth.
A Fragrance as Captivating as The Bard Himself
The Bard isn’t just a fragrance—it’s a celebration of rhythm, soul, and unforgettable narratives. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard care kit nourishes, conditions, and styles your beard, enveloping you in a scent as captivating and unforgettable as a night filled with epic stories.
What’s Inside
✅ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrate and condition your beard with The Bard’s rich and indulgent blend. Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ Beard Balm (2 oz) – A firmer option for shaping and taming unruly beards, offering a smooth style. Ingredients: Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
Benefits
- Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Keeps your beard nourished and resilient.
- Seals in Moisture – Prevents dryness and irritation for lasting hydration.
- Deep Moisturization – Conditions your beard for softness and manageability.
- Softens Beard Hairs – Ensures effortless styling and a polished finish.
- Long-Lasting Scent – Keeps you smelling bold and confident all night.
- Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes and supports healthy growth beneath your beard.
🎻 The Wizard's Promise 🎻
- 🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
- 💯 Free of damaging phthalates
- 🇺🇸 Made in the USA
- 👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Bard’s soulful and rhythmic essence doesn’t captivate you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
🎻 Step into the Verse, Embrace the Lore 🎻
Step into the legend of The Bard—a fragrance that captures the elegance of ancient tales, the thrill of live narration, and the allure of a storyteller who always keeps the audience wanting more. Let your beard journey reflect the sophistication of epic narratives, the excitement of impromptu revelations, and the deep connections made through the universal language of storytelling.

Let customers speak for us
from 36830 reviews
Thats a really good smell I had a few say something about the smell is good
Smells awesome and my beard is loving it
Tinker was an amazing ad to my collection and enjoyed the scent .
Fable army subscription is a fun way to try out unique Fable Beard scents. The cologne could be used as a cologne but I find it works best as a linen or room spray. Some scents are just fun to have in the room while others you might not want to exactly smell like.
Fable army subscription is a super fun way to try out unique scents from Fable Beard. The bears butter is good for beards (presumably) but is actually a wonder-lotion for hydrating skin! Unbelievable! And the scent lasts all day! A total winner.
Very pleasant scent of butterscotch candies. Bought as a gift for ny brother inlaw. It reminded him of a scotch drink, and his wife went crazy over the Christmas candy smell she was getting from it. Not an everyday scent but definitely one I'd use most of fall season.
Rum Runner is and awesome scent that stays with you all day, I get lots of compliments on it
The smell is great!. It leaves my beard feeling smooth and rejuvenated. I am glad I founf Fable Beard Co.
Love all these products. The scents lasts all day!
This is possibly my favorite Oil and butter combo (Distiller also) that i have tried so far.
Of the 3 I gave as gifts, Claus -Chimney Sweep - and this one, Captain lasted the longest on my guy. To me, this one has a clean, fresh out of the shower scent.
This is one of my favorite by Fable I stock up every holiday on it
It smells great!
Let's just say....this needs to be a mainline oil! sooo damn good
Great product
The Bard - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
