The Bard - Complete Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
The Bard - Complete Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🎻 The Bard: Weaver of Tales 🎻
Step into the captivating presence of The Bard, a beard care kit that embodies the spirit of ancient tales, melody, and refined storytelling. This all-in-one kit is designed to keep your beard healthy, impeccably groomed, and as enchanting as a storyteller in the heart of a lively medieval gathering—infused with the warm and soulful notes of Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt.
Harness the Spirit of The Bard
The Bard is the master of lyrical narratives, moving effortlessly through candlelit halls where stories and charm intertwine. His essence is rich, vibrant, and undeniably inviting, capturing the allure of cozy gatherings, spontaneous tales, and the thrill of imaginative improvisation. His fragrance tells a story of sophisticated lore, refreshing zest, and the deep warmth of a night filled with captivating tales, ensuring that every moment is wrapped in an air of mystical allure.
Scent Profile
- Inviting All Spice – Smooth and decadent, a sip of refined narrative indulgence.
- Aged Dark Rum – Bright and invigorating, exuding quiet confidence and a vibrant flair.
- Black Sea Salt – Soft and mysterious, leaving a lingering air of ancient halls.
A Fragrance as Intriguing as The Bard Himself
The Bard isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to step beyond the ordinary, embrace the lore of the night, and revel in the art of storytelling. Crafted with premium ingredients, this kit nourishes and revitalizes your beard while surrounding you with a scent as sophisticated and intoxicating as a live narrative performance.
What’s Included
✅ 1 x 1oz Beard Oil – Hydrates and conditions your beard, promoting growth and shine.
- Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 2oz Beard Balm – A firmer option for taming and shaping unruly beards, offering a defined style.
- Ingredients: Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
And Our Beard Wash System:
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses your beard, removing dirt while maintaining natural oils for balance.
- Ingredients: Water, Decyl Glucoside, Xanthan Gum, Aloe Vera Powder, Lauryl Betaine, Citric Acid, Castor Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Softens and reduces itchiness, keeping your beard smooth and manageable.
- Ingredients: Water, Aloe Vera, Cetearyl Alcohol, Coco-Glucoside, Shea Butter, BTMS, Xanthan Gum, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Wheat Germ Oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol, Decyl Glucoside, Lauryl Betaine, Benzoic Acid, Dehydroacetic Acid, Fragrance Oil.
Why Choose The Bard Complete Beard Care Kit?
✔ All-in-One Solution – Everything you need for comprehensive beard care in one kit. ✔ Tailored to Your Needs – Products work together seamlessly for exceptional results. ✔ Premium Ingredients – High-quality, natural ingredients free from harsh chemicals for optimal beard and skin care.
🎻 The Wizard's Promise 🎻
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Bard’s soulful and narrative essence doesn’t captivate you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
🎻 Step Into the Verse, Embrace the Lore 🎻
Enter a world of ancient lore, subtle verses, and soulful tales with The Bard. Let your beard journey reflect the sophistication of a seasoned storyteller, the thrill of a live telling, and the spellbinding charm of the narratives.

Let customers speak for us
from 39882 reviews
This is a must have and one of my personal favorites! This is a warm cozy sweet smell that you just can't stop whiffing at though out the day! I look forward to it every year!
Smell warm funnel cake, butter popcorn and Carmel and apples what not to love about this? Snippy is scent I could wear 24/7 365.
The product is very well made and quality ingredients. I really like how my beard feels after using Fable products.
Great scent very long lasting
This is a true sweet blueberry scent! It’s a delectable dessert in your beard!
Hey, I'm really enjoying the products I purchased. I look forward to see what you have brewing in the near future.
Fast delivery great product
This is absolutely amazing a must have
Sat on this company for a long time because anytime I've tried any beard oils they've been not good. I got this to try with the beard oil I got and it's great. I enjoy a more holistic approach to skin care and deodorant is in that as well so I like that it's a small company making their own and not adding all the unnecessary chemicals. This has been the best and smells the best. I would, 10/10 recommend. If you see this and are doubting trying them... don't. I saved you the time and money I wasted.... you're welcome.
Sat on this company for a long time because anytime I've tried any beard oils they've been not good. I got this to try with the beard oil I got and it's great. I use it to moisturize everywhere and not just my beard. This has been the best and smells the best. I would, 10/10 recommend. If you see this and are doubting trying them... don't. I saved you the time and money I wasted.... you're welcome.
Sat on this company for a long time because anytime I've tried any beard oils they've been not good. I got this to try with the beard oil I got and it's great. I use it to moisturize everywhere and not just my beard. This has been the best and smells the best. I would, 10/10 recommend. If you see this and are doubting trying them... don't. I saved you the time and money I wasted.... you're welcome.
Sat on this company for a long time because anytime I've tried any beard oils they've been not good. This has been the best and smells the best. I would, 10/10 recommend. If you see this and are doubting trying them... don't. I saved you the time and money I wasted.... you're welcome.
Great Leathery smell fantastic
The products are great! I like being able to choose scents that don’t smell like leather and wood. I wish the beard oils would come in bottle size that lasted as long and the beard wash and conditioner y out get with a bundle. It almost seems like the oils need to be 2 to 1 in the bundles. I run out of oils way before everything else. Then I am left with hoping that the scent is still available to get more oil. A a simple fix would be to market a larger bottle of oil. Just saying.
Bought this and paired with The Role Model cologne. Both scents pair great together. First order of Fable products, and will definitely be back!
Scent lasts through the work day but not so strong it causes any headaches.
The Bard - Complete Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
