The Bard - Complete Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
The Bard - Complete Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isnāt what you expected, weāll exchange it for anotherāno questions asked.
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The Wizardās Promise
The Wizardās Promise
šæ All-natural cold-pressed oils
šÆ Free of damaging phthalates
šŗšø Made in the USA
šš» Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
š» The Bard: Weaver of Tales š»
Step into the captivating presence of The Bard, a beard care kit that embodies the spirit of ancient tales, melody, and refined storytelling. This all-in-one kit is designed to keep your beard healthy, impeccably groomed, and as enchanting as a storyteller in the heart of a lively medieval gatheringāinfused with the warm and soulful notes of Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt.
Harness the Spirit of The Bard
The Bard is the master of lyrical narratives, moving effortlessly through candlelit halls where stories and charm intertwine. His essence is rich, vibrant, and undeniably inviting, capturing the allure of cozy gatherings, spontaneous tales, and the thrill of imaginative improvisation. His fragrance tells a story of sophisticated lore, refreshing zest, and the deep warmth of a night filled with captivating tales, ensuring that every moment is wrapped in an air of mystical allure.
Scent Profile
- Inviting All Spice ā Smooth and decadent, a sip of refined narrative indulgence.
- Aged Dark Rum ā Bright and invigorating, exuding quiet confidence and a vibrant flair.
- Black Sea Salt ā Soft and mysterious, leaving a lingering air of ancient halls.
A Fragrance as Intriguing as The Bard Himself
The Bard isnāt just a fragranceāitās an invitation to step beyond the ordinary, embrace the lore of the night, and revel in the art of storytelling. Crafted with premium ingredients, this kit nourishes and revitalizes your beard while surrounding you with a scent as sophisticated and intoxicating as a live narrative performance.
Whatās Included
ā 1 x 1oz Beard Oil ā Hydrates and conditions your beard, promoting growth and shine.
- Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
ā 1 x 2oz Beard Balm ā A firmer option for taming and shaping unruly beards, offering a defined style.
- Ingredients: Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
And Our Beard Wash System:
ā 1 x 8oz Beard Wash ā Gently cleanses your beard, removing dirt while maintaining natural oils for balance.
- Ingredients: Water, Decyl Glucoside, Xanthan Gum, Aloe Vera Powder, Lauryl Betaine, Citric Acid, Castor Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Fragrance Oil.
ā 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner ā Softens and reduces itchiness, keeping your beard smooth and manageable.
- Ingredients: Water, Aloe Vera, Cetearyl Alcohol, Coco-Glucoside, Shea Butter, BTMS, Xanthan Gum, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Wheat Germ Oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol, Decyl Glucoside, Lauryl Betaine, Benzoic Acid, Dehydroacetic Acid, Fragrance Oil.
Why Choose The Bard Complete Beard Care Kit?
ā All-in-One Solution ā Everything you need for comprehensive beard care in one kit. ā Tailored to Your Needs ā Products work together seamlessly for exceptional results. ā Premium Ingredients ā High-quality, natural ingredients free from harsh chemicals for optimal beard and skin care.
š» The Wizard's Promise š»
šæ All-natural cold-pressed oils
šÆ Free of damaging phthalates
šŗšø Made in the USA
šš» Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Bardās soulful and narrative essence doesnāt captivate you, or if the fragrance isnāt what you expected, weāll exchange it for anotherāno questions asked.
š» Step Into the Verse, Embrace the Lore š»
Enter a world of ancient lore, subtle verses, and soulful tales with The Bard. Let your beard journey reflect the sophistication of a seasoned storyteller, the thrill of a live telling, and the spellbinding charm of the narratives.

Let customers speak for us
from 37735 reviewsLet me first say clearly, I'm usually not a fan of sage. Nothing wrong with it, but it's just not been my cup of tea. But as soon as I opened this product, the combination of sage with nutmeg and oak made me want to play a few tracks from Iron Butterfly while sitting in the cool summer breeze. The soothing scent and relaxing vibes from the Mushroom King immediately sent it to the top 5 of my list. This needs...nay...this MUST be a mainline scent.
Lightning Rod is exactly as advertised. Idk why i waited so long on this mainline scent when it hastge scent profile I love. Also it made everyone around me crave fruity pebbles so im sure their stock rose significantly just from those encounters. Upon first wear it made its way to my top 5 shelf and thats no simple task. If you love the cereal and have a thing for cherries then this is the most perfect scent for you. If you don't then shame on you lol
Lasts for a while and my wife enjoys when I wear it too.
WONDERFUL SCENT MY WIIFE LIKES THIS ONE BEST AND I GOT 3 OTHERS. I HOWEVER LIKE ALL OF THEM.
Love them! My beard feels great and the scents are amazing!
I wasn't sure how these beard oils were going to smell and wear in my beard, but they did not disappoint. They smell a bit strong initially but then they ease into the day with a gentle lasting scent that doesn't scare people off. I love the 3 oils I got.
The first product I got was The Claus Beard Butter and Beard oil. It has a very pleasant aroma my wife likes. Hope it comes back out before the Christmas season this year.
Amazingly fresh and clean scent with a great masculine undertone that lasts. Always gets compliments when worn. Hope this one sticks around and takes itās place as a mainline scent!
Definitely a good earthy spring scent loved it
I love it.
I got the teacher beard oil and several other oils from you guys and I applaud the quality of the products. However, the Teacher oil smells of peaches, not apples!
Another banger from Fable Beard Co
Fantastic deodorant in a great citrus scent
The best deodorant and my go to scent
Fable is a fantastic company with amazing products and outstanding customer service!! Shipping is very expedient and efficient. Many times offering discount codes and giveaways that larger companies do not offer on such specialized products!!! I will not use nor recommend any other beard care products besides Fable Beard Co!!
The Bard - Complete Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
