The Bard - Complete Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
The Bard - Complete Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🎻 The Bard: Weaver of Tales 🎻
Step into the captivating presence of The Bard, a beard care kit that embodies the spirit of ancient tales, melody, and refined storytelling. This all-in-one kit is designed to keep your beard healthy, impeccably groomed, and as enchanting as a storyteller in the heart of a lively medieval gathering—infused with the warm and soulful notes of Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt.
Harness the Spirit of The Bard
The Bard is the master of lyrical narratives, moving effortlessly through candlelit halls where stories and charm intertwine. His essence is rich, vibrant, and undeniably inviting, capturing the allure of cozy gatherings, spontaneous tales, and the thrill of imaginative improvisation. His fragrance tells a story of sophisticated lore, refreshing zest, and the deep warmth of a night filled with captivating tales, ensuring that every moment is wrapped in an air of mystical allure.
Scent Profile
- Inviting All Spice – Smooth and decadent, a sip of refined narrative indulgence.
- Aged Dark Rum – Bright and invigorating, exuding quiet confidence and a vibrant flair.
- Black Sea Salt – Soft and mysterious, leaving a lingering air of ancient halls.
A Fragrance as Intriguing as The Bard Himself
The Bard isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to step beyond the ordinary, embrace the lore of the night, and revel in the art of storytelling. Crafted with premium ingredients, this kit nourishes and revitalizes your beard while surrounding you with a scent as sophisticated and intoxicating as a live narrative performance.
What’s Included
✅ 1 x 1oz Beard Oil – Hydrates and conditions your beard, promoting growth and shine.
- Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 2oz Beard Balm – A firmer option for taming and shaping unruly beards, offering a defined style.
- Ingredients: Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
And Our Beard Wash System:
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses your beard, removing dirt while maintaining natural oils for balance.
- Ingredients: Water, Decyl Glucoside, Xanthan Gum, Aloe Vera Powder, Lauryl Betaine, Citric Acid, Castor Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Softens and reduces itchiness, keeping your beard smooth and manageable.
- Ingredients: Water, Aloe Vera, Cetearyl Alcohol, Coco-Glucoside, Shea Butter, BTMS, Xanthan Gum, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Wheat Germ Oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol, Decyl Glucoside, Lauryl Betaine, Benzoic Acid, Dehydroacetic Acid, Fragrance Oil.
Why Choose The Bard Complete Beard Care Kit?
✔ All-in-One Solution – Everything you need for comprehensive beard care in one kit. ✔ Tailored to Your Needs – Products work together seamlessly for exceptional results. ✔ Premium Ingredients – High-quality, natural ingredients free from harsh chemicals for optimal beard and skin care.
🎻 The Wizard's Promise 🎻
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Bard’s soulful and narrative essence doesn’t captivate you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
🎻 Step Into the Verse, Embrace the Lore 🎻
Enter a world of ancient lore, subtle verses, and soulful tales with The Bard. Let your beard journey reflect the sophistication of a seasoned storyteller, the thrill of a live telling, and the spellbinding charm of the narratives.

Let customers speak for us
from 39281 reviewsI love all the products I got that feel and smell great!!
Great sent!
I was looking online for a beard oil that actually helps your beard but can also have a nice scent and thankfully came across Fable Beards. For first time purchase I got the captain crimson which actually grew on me a lot because I actually also really liked the gift that they threw in for me which was the firefly that smelled like a familiar scent for me. Overall happy with my purchase will definitely be trying out different scents
Wonderful summer fragrance my wife loves it. Hope they continue making it. Thank you. Many blessings.
This is a fantastic cologne scent! Super fragrant and fresh.
Fast shipping. Quality seems great. Very helpful customer service.
Fly Boy is that Barbershop scent I've been waiting for. It is nothing short of fantastic.
I greatly appreciate both the customer service and the quality of the product that Fable Beard Co has. Every time I think I've gotten settled with what I need for my beard care, they'll come out with another amazing scent that I just have to try.
After using off and on now for a month I have grown to appreciate the warm and sweet baked scent that really stands out! I can not wait to try other scents as all the Fable products are great!
Great long lasting smell and not overly strong/powerful. It's s great mix of all the smells stated, there isn't one that stands out over another. Product keeps my beard nice and soft and manageable. Definitely gonna be a life long customer.
Great long lasting smell and not overly strong/powerful. It's s great mix of all the smells stated, there isn't one that stands out over another. Product keeps my beard nice and soft and manageable. Definitely gonna be a life long customer.
Great long lasting smell and not overly strong/powerful. It's s great mix of all the smells stated, there isn't one that stands out over another. Product keeps my beard nice and soft and manageable. Definitely gonna be a life long customer.
This is an amazing summer scent. I smell skittles and my wife gets that clear looking gummy bear. Perfect for those hot days and it's just refreshing.
Pure coffee scent with a touch of maple and honey. I can’t get enough definitely my everyday scent
This scent is nice and the wife says it reminds her of the holidays!
The Bard - Complete Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
