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The Bard - Complete Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
The Bard - Complete Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Ships In 1 Business Day
Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🎻 The Bard: Weaver of Tales 🎻
Step into the captivating presence of The Bard, a beard care kit that embodies the spirit of ancient tales, melody, and refined storytelling. This all-in-one kit is designed to keep your beard healthy, impeccably groomed, and as enchanting as a storyteller in the heart of a lively medieval gathering—infused with the warm and soulful notes of Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt.
Harness the Spirit of The Bard
The Bard is the master of lyrical narratives, moving effortlessly through candlelit halls where stories and charm intertwine. His essence is rich, vibrant, and undeniably inviting, capturing the allure of cozy gatherings, spontaneous tales, and the thrill of imaginative improvisation. His fragrance tells a story of sophisticated lore, refreshing zest, and the deep warmth of a night filled with captivating tales, ensuring that every moment is wrapped in an air of mystical allure.
Scent Profile
- Inviting All Spice – Smooth and decadent, a sip of refined narrative indulgence.
- Aged Dark Rum – Bright and invigorating, exuding quiet confidence and a vibrant flair.
- Black Sea Salt – Soft and mysterious, leaving a lingering air of ancient halls.
A Fragrance as Intriguing as The Bard Himself
The Bard isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to step beyond the ordinary, embrace the lore of the night, and revel in the art of storytelling. Crafted with premium ingredients, this kit nourishes and revitalizes your beard while surrounding you with a scent as sophisticated and intoxicating as a live narrative performance.
What’s Included
✅ 1 x 1oz Beard Oil – Hydrates and conditions your beard, promoting growth and shine.
- Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 2oz Beard Balm – A firmer option for taming and shaping unruly beards, offering a defined style.
- Ingredients: Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
And Our Beard Wash System:
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses your beard, removing dirt while maintaining natural oils for balance.
- Ingredients: Water, Decyl Glucoside, Xanthan Gum, Aloe Vera Powder, Lauryl Betaine, Citric Acid, Castor Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Softens and reduces itchiness, keeping your beard smooth and manageable.
- Ingredients: Water, Aloe Vera, Cetearyl Alcohol, Coco-Glucoside, Shea Butter, BTMS, Xanthan Gum, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Wheat Germ Oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol, Decyl Glucoside, Lauryl Betaine, Benzoic Acid, Dehydroacetic Acid, Fragrance Oil.
Why Choose The Bard Complete Beard Care Kit?
✔ All-in-One Solution – Everything you need for comprehensive beard care in one kit. ✔ Tailored to Your Needs – Products work together seamlessly for exceptional results. ✔ Premium Ingredients – High-quality, natural ingredients free from harsh chemicals for optimal beard and skin care.
🎻 The Wizard's Promise 🎻
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Bard’s soulful and narrative essence doesn’t captivate you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
🎻 Step Into the Verse, Embrace the Lore 🎻
Enter a world of ancient lore, subtle verses, and soulful tales with The Bard. Let your beard journey reflect the sophistication of a seasoned storyteller, the thrill of a live telling, and the spellbinding charm of the narratives.

Let customers speak for us
from 40481 reviews
I don't like pumpkin scents much but this right here is next level. So many Storytellers recommended it and it easily one of my top 10 favorites and definitely a fall favorite.
Hands down the best scent from fable. Super classy and refined sweet cologne smell and will easily stock up on this one w/ a bundle. Defintely should be a year round scent with how good it is. 🧔🏻♂️🏋️🙂🦁
Very cherry forward and love the scent. Looking forward to seeing it mixed as well with Lightening Rod and Dr Wolf 🐺. Girl likes it as well,
Okay this one is the best scent I’ve ever gotten from Fable! This is really classy and refined. So so so good; couldn’t recommend more. The better half agrees as well. 🧔🏻♂️
Very cherry forward. Definitely like the scent but even more excited to see how it mixes with scents like Dr. Wolf which I think will be a hit
Best beard 🧈 on the market. You won't regret this purchase. The Mane Event is a great scent. Lots of compliments from people who smell it.
I've been using FBC beard butter for years. I've tried almost every butter on the market. It is hands down the best you can get. My barber always says, "Whatever you're doing, keep doing it. I've never seen a healthier beard." The Hero is one of my go to scents.
This stuff smells fantastic!! Every thing I ever bought from fable has been amazing!!!! Definitely recommend them !!!!!!
smells amazing!
smells amazing!
smells amazing!
Been waiting for the lumberjack since I ran out this last summer. I work at a particular theme park and everyone thinks the resort is pumping the fall scents.
Great deodorant! Smells phenomenal, goes on smooth, and keeps me feeling fresh all day. Definitely happy with my purchase and would buy again!
this has been the only beard oil brand that I have tried that last all day long.
I so love the Fable Beard products. My beard has never been more manageable and soft. Thank you so much for your products.
The Bard - Complete Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
