The Bard - Complete Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
The Bard - Complete Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🎻 The Bard: Weaver of Tales 🎻
Step into the captivating presence of The Bard, a beard care kit that embodies the spirit of ancient tales, melody, and refined storytelling. This all-in-one kit is designed to keep your beard healthy, impeccably groomed, and as enchanting as a storyteller in the heart of a lively medieval gathering—infused with the warm and soulful notes of Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt.
Harness the Spirit of The Bard
The Bard is the master of lyrical narratives, moving effortlessly through candlelit halls where stories and charm intertwine. His essence is rich, vibrant, and undeniably inviting, capturing the allure of cozy gatherings, spontaneous tales, and the thrill of imaginative improvisation. His fragrance tells a story of sophisticated lore, refreshing zest, and the deep warmth of a night filled with captivating tales, ensuring that every moment is wrapped in an air of mystical allure.
Scent Profile
- Inviting All Spice – Smooth and decadent, a sip of refined narrative indulgence.
- Aged Dark Rum – Bright and invigorating, exuding quiet confidence and a vibrant flair.
- Black Sea Salt – Soft and mysterious, leaving a lingering air of ancient halls.
A Fragrance as Intriguing as The Bard Himself
The Bard isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to step beyond the ordinary, embrace the lore of the night, and revel in the art of storytelling. Crafted with premium ingredients, this kit nourishes and revitalizes your beard while surrounding you with a scent as sophisticated and intoxicating as a live narrative performance.
What’s Included
✅ 1 x 1oz Beard Oil – Hydrates and conditions your beard, promoting growth and shine.
- Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 2oz Beard Balm – A firmer option for taming and shaping unruly beards, offering a defined style.
- Ingredients: Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
And Our Beard Wash System:
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses your beard, removing dirt while maintaining natural oils for balance.
- Ingredients: Water, Decyl Glucoside, Xanthan Gum, Aloe Vera Powder, Lauryl Betaine, Citric Acid, Castor Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Softens and reduces itchiness, keeping your beard smooth and manageable.
- Ingredients: Water, Aloe Vera, Cetearyl Alcohol, Coco-Glucoside, Shea Butter, BTMS, Xanthan Gum, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Wheat Germ Oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol, Decyl Glucoside, Lauryl Betaine, Benzoic Acid, Dehydroacetic Acid, Fragrance Oil.
Why Choose The Bard Complete Beard Care Kit?
✔ All-in-One Solution – Everything you need for comprehensive beard care in one kit. ✔ Tailored to Your Needs – Products work together seamlessly for exceptional results. ✔ Premium Ingredients – High-quality, natural ingredients free from harsh chemicals for optimal beard and skin care.
🎻 The Wizard's Promise 🎻
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Bard’s soulful and narrative essence doesn’t captivate you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
🎻 Step Into the Verse, Embrace the Lore 🎻
Enter a world of ancient lore, subtle verses, and soulful tales with The Bard. Let your beard journey reflect the sophistication of a seasoned storyteller, the thrill of a live telling, and the spellbinding charm of the narratives.

Let customers speak for us
from 35613 reviews
I’m a huge coffee lover that I had to try out this scent. Right off the start as I opened it I knew I would love it due to the scent and am amazed how long it lasts in beard. Great quality oil
Highway Hunter is a perfect fall scent! It’s warm and inviting to offset the cooling Fall breeze.
Absolutely love this scent. Perfect for those who are lovers of the dark. The scent gives off an imagery of walking through a haunted house with a musty smell, creaking floors, and surrounded by cob webs in the darkness. Love it!
I loved it I need to order more oil from u guys
Very good my wife loved the way my beard smells
Smells so good my wife loves it
Great new scent fir me to try, looking forward to this. 😁
Excellent transition scent, from fall to winter!👍🏻
I git the Scarecrow, fabulous scent! 👍🏻
Works great with the butter, great new scent.
Great new scent, glad to try it!
The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
The scent is so fresh, it makes you feel more awake- and my wife loves it. In the meantime, my beard has never been softer. Loving this scent in particular- but especially loving the quality of items from Fable!
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Sant-O-Lantern had a truly brilliant scent profile. It’s the holidays in a bottle and on me. And the scent lasted all day long. This deodorant is all natural and smells amazing, while keeping me fresh all day long. I received a ton of compliments when I wore it.
The Bard - Complete Balm Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
