The Bard - Beard Conditioner - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt

🎻 The Bard: Weaver of Tales 🎻

Sweeping through the dimly lit corners of a bustling medieval hall with a whisper of melody and a vibe of intrigue, The Bard is the master of song, charm, and poignant narratives. Whether captivating the audience or blending into the soft light of the torches, his presence lingers—mystical, enigmatic, and unforgettable. A figure cloaked in lyrical mastery, he embodies the art of storytelling, revealing only what he chooses through the verses that resonate effortlessly.

Scent Profile

• Inviting All Spice – Warm and rich, evoking the coziness of a well-crafted tale.
• Aged Dark Rum – Deep and robust, capturing the warmth of a fireside gathering.
• Black Sea Salt – Earthy and intriguing, adding a refreshing twist to the sophisticated blend.

A Fragrance as Smooth as The Bard Himself

The Bard isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to the unknown, a dance around the bonfire, and the thrill of the tale. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard conditioner nourishes and softens your beard, surrounding you with an aroma as captivating and timeless as the ballads woven by his hand.

What’s Included

✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Softens and reduces itchiness, leaving your beard smooth, full, and refreshed.

Benefits

• Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Keeps your beard resilient and thriving.
• Seals in Moisture – Locks in hydration to prevent dryness and irritation.
• Deep Moisturization – Conditions for optimal softness and manageability.
• Softens Beard Hairs – Ensures effortless styling with a polished finish.
• Long-Lasting Scent – Keeps you smelling crisp, refined, and unforgettable all night.
• Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes and supports healthy beard growth.

🎻 The Wizard's Promise 🎻

• 🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
• 💯 Free of damaging phthalates
• 🇺🇸 Made in the USA
• 👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

Directions

1️⃣ Apply the desired amount to your beard in the shower. 2️⃣ Wait 5 minutes. 3️⃣ Rinse for a clean, refreshed beard.

Ingredients & Benefits

• Water – Essential for hydration.
• Aloe Vera – Soothes irritation and supports healthy skin.
• Cetearyl Alcohol – Softens hair and locks in moisture.
• Coco-Glucoside – Gentle, coconut-derived cleanser.
• Shea Butter – Deeply moisturizes and enhances elasticity.
• BTMS – Plant-based conditioning agent.
• Xanthan Gum – Natural thickener for smooth consistency.
• Sunflower Oil – Rich in fatty acids, deeply nourishing.
• Olive Oil – Moisturizes and reduces irritation.
• Avocado Oil – Hydrates and strengthens beard hair.
• Wheat Germ Oil – Encourages healthy growth with Vitamin B.
• Castor Oil – Adds shine and fortifies strands.
• Coconut Oil – Softens and prevents breakage.
• Sweet Almond Oil – Seals in hydration and nourishment.
• Argan Oil – Rich in Vitamin E, providing antioxidant protection.
• Jojoba Oil – Strengthens and supports beard health.
• Silver Dihydrogen Citrate – Natural antimicrobial preservative.
• Citric Acid – Balances pH for gentle care.
• Lactic Acid – Smooths and preserves hair texture.
• Tocopherol – Provides nourishing Vitamin E.
• Fragrance Oil – Skin-safe and IFRA-compliant, delivering The Bard’s refined and sophisticated essence.

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee

If the rhythm and soul of The Bard don’t leave a lasting impression, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

🎻 Behind the Verses Lies the Tale 🎻

Step into the world of epic storytelling, mesmerizing verses, and soulful narratives. Let your beard reflect the sophistication, charm, and timeless allure of The Bard—a scent worthy of the grandest stages and most memorable nights.