The Bard - Complete Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
The Bard - Complete Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🎻 The Bard: Weaver of Tales 🎻
Elevate your grooming ritual with Fable Beard Co.'s Complete Beard Care Kit, now featuring The Bard, a scent that captures the essence of ancient tales, eloquent narratives, and refined elegance. This all-in-one kit is designed to keep your beard healthy, refined, and as captivating as a storyteller in the heart of a medieval court—infused with the warm and soulful notes of Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt.
Harness the Spirit of The Bard
The Bard glides through the candlelit halls of grand castles, a figure cloaked in rhythm and allure. His essence fills the room, blending the rich warmth of an aged rum, the zesty brightness of spiced citrus, and the subtle, inviting depth of sea salt. This captivating fragrance transforms your grooming routine into an adventure into the heart of storytelling—where legends, passion, and nighttime revelry reign supreme.
Scent Profile
- Inviting All Spice – Smooth and decadent, dripping with refined indulgence.
- Aged Dark Rum – Bright and refreshing, exuding confidence and a vibrant flair.
- Black Sea Salt – Soft and deep, leaving a trace of lingering warmth.
A Fragrance as Intriguing as The Bard Himself
The Bard isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to step into the verse, embrace the rhythm of the night, and revel in the art of storytelling. Crafted with premium ingredients, this kit nourishes and revitalizes your beard while surrounding you with a scent as sophisticated and intoxicating as a live narrative performance.
What’s Included
✅ 1 x 1oz Beard Oil – Hydrates and conditions your beard, promoting growth and shine.
- Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 4oz Beard Butter – Deeply conditions and softens your beard, reducing itch and flakiness with a light hold.
- Ingredients: Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Mango Butter, Kokum Butter, Illipe Butter, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
And Our Beard Wash System:
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses your beard, removing dirt while maintaining natural oils for balance.
- Ingredients: Water, Decyl Glucoside, Xanthan Gum, Aloe Vera Powder, Lauryl Betaine, Citric Acid, Castor Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Softens and reduces itchiness, keeping your beard smooth and manageable.
- Ingredients: Water, Aloe Vera, Cetearyl Alcohol, Coco-Glucoside, Shea Butter, BTMS, Xanthan Gum, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Wheat Germ Oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol, Decyl Glucoside, Lauryl Betaine, Benzoic Acid, Dehydroacetic Acid, Fragrance Oil.
Why Choose The Bard Complete Beard Care Kit?
✔ All-in-One Solution – Everything you need for comprehensive beard care in one kit. ✔ Tailored to Your Needs – Products work together seamlessly for exceptional results. ✔ Premium Ingredients – High-quality, natural ingredients free from harsh chemicals for optimal beard and skin care.
🎻 The Wizard's Promise 🎻
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Bard’s soulful and narrative essence doesn’t captivate you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
🎻 Step Into the Verse, Embrace the Lore 🎻
Enter a world of ancient lore, subtle verses, and soulful tales with The Bard. Let your beard journey reflect the sophistication of a seasoned storyteller, the thrill of a live telling, and the spellbinding charm of the narratives.

Let customers speak for us
from 35865 reviews
I’m very impressed, will definitely reorder.
Got the balm and matching oil. Both work great and the scent lasts all day. Will for sure be recommending to friends and family.
Love the scent, smells great. It sure is a good one for the winter months
I have had more people compliment my beard and the way it smells while wearing this scent. I apply the butter before bed and wake with a soft, manageable beard. I use the balm before I leave the house. The scent lasts all day. When the front notes fade I am left with a deep, rich after note that is most pleasing. The Druid is my go to scent. All the products are excellent and of the best quality.
This is great stuff. The fragrance lasts all day. Leaves my beard softer and more manageble. The delivery was fast and the product is better than I anticipated. Will purchase from Fable again.
I always like the beard baubles when you make a purchase. Unfortunately with this recent one it felt less than when I got it a few years ago and just one color when my last purchase got some baubles with different colors. But regardless still like it, gonna have to see and dig out if I can still find my other ones to add with these guys
The most necessity to complete to beard wash and conditioner. The smell seems to linger for about 5 hours before needing to reapply. It really brings out more the scent in the beard after you wash and condition it. My absolute favorite scent
I absolutely loved this more than the Sant-o-Lantern. It makes you smell more like a dark wintery coldness with that calming pine. Highly recommend if you're going for that dark solstice presence with a quirk of pine and a hint of apple
An absolute necessity to the Krampus beard shampoo. Smells so good in the shower and love how it makes your beard extra soft after toweling.
Awesome as always
Very Christmasy ..but need to be applied lightly or is in over powering..
Love the lemony smell
My favorite scent!
Kids got a good laugh over these in beard haha
Good smelling scent
The Bard - Complete Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
