The Bard - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
The Bard - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
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If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🎻 The Bard: Weaver of Tales 🎻
When the grand hall is bathed in soft candlelight and tales weave between the whispers, The Bard emerges—a specter of rhythm, mystery, and soulful narratives. Cloaked in the ambiance of ancient lore, he moves effortlessly through the vibrant gatherings, leaving behind only the echo of his captivating voice. His essence—a bold blend of Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt—captures the decadence of impromptu tales, the allure of improvisation, and the smooth sophistication of the midnight story.
Scent Profile
- Inviting All Spice – Smooth and decadent, a sip of refined narrative indulgence.
- Aged Dark Rum – Bright and zesty, exuding quiet confidence and a vibrant flair.
- Black Sea Salt – Soft and mysterious, leaving a lingering air of ancient gatherings.
A Fragrance as Enigmatic as The Bard Himself
The Bard isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to step beyond the ordinary, embrace the lore of the night, and revel in the art of storytelling. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard care kit nourishes, conditions, and styles your beard, enveloping you in a scent as captivating and sophisticated as a tale spun at midnight.
What’s Inside
✅ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrate and condition your beard with The Bard’s smooth and indulgent blend.
- Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ Beard Butter (4 oz) – Deeply conditions, reduces itch and flakiness, and provides a light hold for effortless style.
- Ingredients: Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Mango Butter, Kokum Butter, Illipe Butter, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
Benefits
- Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Keeps your beard nourished and resilient.
- Seals in Moisture – Prevents dryness and irritation for lasting hydration.
- Deep Moisturization – Conditions your beard for softness and manageability.
- Softens Beard Hairs – Ensures effortless styling and a polished finish.
- Long-Lasting Scent – Keeps you smelling bold and confident all evening.
- Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes and supports healthy growth beneath your beard.
🎻 The Wizard's Promise 🎻
- 🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
- 💯 Free of damaging phthalates
- 🇺🇸 Made in the USA
- 👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Bard’s intoxicating and rhythmic essence doesn’t captivate you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
🎻 Step Into the Verse, Embrace the Lore 🎻
Step into the legend of The Bard—a fragrance that captures the elegance of spontaneous tales, the thrill of narrative exploration, and the intrigue of a storyteller who always leaves the crowd longing for more. Let your beard journey reflect the sophistication of ancient lore, the thrill of a live telling, and the spellbinding charm of the stories.

Let customers speak for us
from 38967 reviews
thee official scent of my aura.
Smells quite nice to me
Outstanding beard oil and accompanying information-accurate description of scent! I will be ordering more from Fable Beard Co.
This is a great smelling balm and I really love the scent
The oil smelled so good and works so well on my beard, I bought multiple oils!
Only scent I have not been fond of has been the wizard not saying it’s bad just definitely not for me
Appalachian is the best coffee scent yet. Strong and consistent with the notes of maple and honey to balance the smell. Long lasting and pleasant.
The box is amazing to win. It has a very nice selection of oils, wash/conditioner, butters, balms & cologne's. It was a varied selection of mainline scents and seasonal as well. I was impressed with the selection that I received; I'm very grateful to win the prize provided by Fable Beard Company.
What can I say? This one is a banger🔥🔥 goes on strong and stays strong all day, not overly powerful but I carry it throughout the day. Get compliments all the time from customers and co workers alike
The Distiller - Cologne - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
I’m not sure who likes this scent in my beard more, the wife or myself.
Honestly one of the best choices ever made with their products. Full monthly beard care shipped every month and no worries. Products are always high quality!
This scent is great for summer. Pineapple, Jungle Woods, and Spiced Rum blend very well for a distinct scent that reminds me of Hawaii. The scent leans more into the Jungle Woods and Rum than it does the Pineapple. If you prefer more pineapple then go with the Shark Hunter which I also love. However, blending the two into your beard makes for a perfect summer combination. I would definitely buy both these scents each summer. I highly recommend Tiki Man and the Shark Hunter.
Absolutely love the smoked smell in my beard.
Phenomenal smell!
The Bard - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
