The Bard - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
The Bard - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
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The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🎻 The Bard: Weaver of Tales 🎻
When the grand hall is bathed in soft candlelight and tales weave between the whispers, The Bard emerges—a specter of rhythm, mystery, and soulful narratives. Cloaked in the ambiance of ancient lore, he moves effortlessly through the vibrant gatherings, leaving behind only the echo of his captivating voice. His essence—a bold blend of Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt—captures the decadence of impromptu tales, the allure of improvisation, and the smooth sophistication of the midnight story.
Scent Profile
- Inviting All Spice – Smooth and decadent, a sip of refined narrative indulgence.
- Aged Dark Rum – Bright and zesty, exuding quiet confidence and a vibrant flair.
- Black Sea Salt – Soft and mysterious, leaving a lingering air of ancient gatherings.
A Fragrance as Enigmatic as The Bard Himself
The Bard isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to step beyond the ordinary, embrace the lore of the night, and revel in the art of storytelling. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard care kit nourishes, conditions, and styles your beard, enveloping you in a scent as captivating and sophisticated as a tale spun at midnight.
What’s Inside
✅ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrate and condition your beard with The Bard’s smooth and indulgent blend.
- Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ Beard Butter (4 oz) – Deeply conditions, reduces itch and flakiness, and provides a light hold for effortless style.
- Ingredients: Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Mango Butter, Kokum Butter, Illipe Butter, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
Benefits
- Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Keeps your beard nourished and resilient.
- Seals in Moisture – Prevents dryness and irritation for lasting hydration.
- Deep Moisturization – Conditions your beard for softness and manageability.
- Softens Beard Hairs – Ensures effortless styling and a polished finish.
- Long-Lasting Scent – Keeps you smelling bold and confident all evening.
- Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes and supports healthy growth beneath your beard.
🎻 The Wizard's Promise 🎻
- 🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
- 💯 Free of damaging phthalates
- 🇺🇸 Made in the USA
- 👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Bard’s intoxicating and rhythmic essence doesn’t captivate you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
🎻 Step Into the Verse, Embrace the Lore 🎻
Step into the legend of The Bard—a fragrance that captures the elegance of spontaneous tales, the thrill of narrative exploration, and the intrigue of a storyteller who always leaves the crowd longing for more. Let your beard journey reflect the sophistication of ancient lore, the thrill of a live telling, and the spellbinding charm of the stories.

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from 36830 reviews
Thats a really good smell I had a few say something about the smell is good
Smells awesome and my beard is loving it
Tinker was an amazing ad to my collection and enjoyed the scent .
Fable army subscription is a fun way to try out unique Fable Beard scents. The cologne could be used as a cologne but I find it works best as a linen or room spray. Some scents are just fun to have in the room while others you might not want to exactly smell like.
Fable army subscription is a super fun way to try out unique scents from Fable Beard. The bears butter is good for beards (presumably) but is actually a wonder-lotion for hydrating skin! Unbelievable! And the scent lasts all day! A total winner.
Very pleasant scent of butterscotch candies. Bought as a gift for ny brother inlaw. It reminded him of a scotch drink, and his wife went crazy over the Christmas candy smell she was getting from it. Not an everyday scent but definitely one I'd use most of fall season.
Rum Runner is and awesome scent that stays with you all day, I get lots of compliments on it
The smell is great!. It leaves my beard feeling smooth and rejuvenated. I am glad I founf Fable Beard Co.
Love all these products. The scents lasts all day!
This is possibly my favorite Oil and butter combo (Distiller also) that i have tried so far.
Of the 3 I gave as gifts, Claus -Chimney Sweep - and this one, Captain lasted the longest on my guy. To me, this one has a clean, fresh out of the shower scent.
This is one of my favorite by Fable I stock up every holiday on it
It smells great!
Let's just say....this needs to be a mainline oil! sooo damn good
Great product
The Bard - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
