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The Bard - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
The Bard - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🎻 The Bard: Weaver of Tales 🎻
When the grand hall is bathed in soft candlelight and tales weave between the whispers, The Bard emerges—a specter of rhythm, mystery, and soulful narratives. Cloaked in the ambiance of ancient lore, he moves effortlessly through the vibrant gatherings, leaving behind only the echo of his captivating voice. His essence—a bold blend of Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt—captures the decadence of impromptu tales, the allure of improvisation, and the smooth sophistication of the midnight story.
Scent Profile
- Inviting All Spice – Smooth and decadent, a sip of refined narrative indulgence.
- Aged Dark Rum – Bright and zesty, exuding quiet confidence and a vibrant flair.
- Black Sea Salt – Soft and mysterious, leaving a lingering air of ancient gatherings.
A Fragrance as Enigmatic as The Bard Himself
The Bard isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to step beyond the ordinary, embrace the lore of the night, and revel in the art of storytelling. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard care kit nourishes, conditions, and styles your beard, enveloping you in a scent as captivating and sophisticated as a tale spun at midnight.
What’s Inside
✅ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrate and condition your beard with The Bard’s smooth and indulgent blend.
- Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ Beard Butter (4 oz) – Deeply conditions, reduces itch and flakiness, and provides a light hold for effortless style.
- Ingredients: Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Mango Butter, Kokum Butter, Illipe Butter, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
Benefits
- Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Keeps your beard nourished and resilient.
- Seals in Moisture – Prevents dryness and irritation for lasting hydration.
- Deep Moisturization – Conditions your beard for softness and manageability.
- Softens Beard Hairs – Ensures effortless styling and a polished finish.
- Long-Lasting Scent – Keeps you smelling bold and confident all evening.
- Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes and supports healthy growth beneath your beard.
🎻 The Wizard's Promise 🎻
- 🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
- 💯 Free of damaging phthalates
- 🇺🇸 Made in the USA
- 👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Bard’s intoxicating and rhythmic essence doesn’t captivate you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
🎻 Step Into the Verse, Embrace the Lore 🎻
Step into the legend of The Bard—a fragrance that captures the elegance of spontaneous tales, the thrill of narrative exploration, and the intrigue of a storyteller who always leaves the crowd longing for more. Let your beard journey reflect the sophistication of ancient lore, the thrill of a live telling, and the spellbinding charm of the stories.

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Organ Grinder is very nice, not quite as much blueberry as I hope for but still good!
Ordered the cologne and am now buying the beard oil and butter. This is a must have.
Another great fall scent. Definitely can make out all three scents in this one.
Balloons butter is a must for any mid length to long beard! It leaves your beard soft and hydrated all day and night. The smell of smell of cherry Cola is nostalgic while the pop rocks & caramel sweeten up the profile to perfection! The Inner Circle is worth every penny!
amazing top quality products, great scent profiles and impeccable customer service
amazing top quality products, great scent profiles and impeccable customer service
amazing top quality products, great scent profiles and impeccable customer service
amazing top quality products, great scent profiles and impeccable customer service
matching good scent! very happy!
this was a good scent! very happy with it.
This scent is wonderful. I love it, it is sure to be used many times indeed.
The bomb as always! This is one of my wife’s favorite scents on me. Smells like fresh doughnuts and baked brown sugar.
If you like cheesecake and/or blueberries you need to get this scent. Probably in all the products.
This is very great very nice citrus sent very airy and a great cologne.
The apple comes in nice and strong, followed by the sweet berries with a nice vanilla finish. Highly recommended if you like leather.
The Bard - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
