The Bard - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
The Bard - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🎻 The Bard: Weaver of Tales 🎻
When the grand hall is bathed in soft candlelight and tales weave between the whispers, The Bard emerges—a specter of rhythm, mystery, and soulful narratives. Cloaked in the ambiance of ancient lore, he moves effortlessly through the vibrant gatherings, leaving behind only the echo of his captivating voice. His essence—a bold blend of Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt—captures the decadence of impromptu tales, the allure of improvisation, and the smooth sophistication of the midnight story.
Scent Profile
- Inviting All Spice – Smooth and decadent, a sip of refined narrative indulgence.
- Aged Dark Rum – Bright and zesty, exuding quiet confidence and a vibrant flair.
- Black Sea Salt – Soft and mysterious, leaving a lingering air of ancient gatherings.
A Fragrance as Enigmatic as The Bard Himself
The Bard isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to step beyond the ordinary, embrace the lore of the night, and revel in the art of storytelling. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard care kit nourishes, conditions, and styles your beard, enveloping you in a scent as captivating and sophisticated as a tale spun at midnight.
What’s Inside
✅ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrate and condition your beard with The Bard’s smooth and indulgent blend.
- Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ Beard Butter (4 oz) – Deeply conditions, reduces itch and flakiness, and provides a light hold for effortless style.
- Ingredients: Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Mango Butter, Kokum Butter, Illipe Butter, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
Benefits
- Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Keeps your beard nourished and resilient.
- Seals in Moisture – Prevents dryness and irritation for lasting hydration.
- Deep Moisturization – Conditions your beard for softness and manageability.
- Softens Beard Hairs – Ensures effortless styling and a polished finish.
- Long-Lasting Scent – Keeps you smelling bold and confident all evening.
- Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes and supports healthy growth beneath your beard.
🎻 The Wizard's Promise 🎻
- 🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
- 💯 Free of damaging phthalates
- 🇺🇸 Made in the USA
- 👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Bard’s intoxicating and rhythmic essence doesn’t captivate you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
🎻 Step Into the Verse, Embrace the Lore 🎻
Step into the legend of The Bard—a fragrance that captures the elegance of spontaneous tales, the thrill of narrative exploration, and the intrigue of a storyteller who always leaves the crowd longing for more. Let your beard journey reflect the sophistication of ancient lore, the thrill of a live telling, and the spellbinding charm of the stories.

Let customers speak for us
from 39317 reviewsReally enjoy the scents.
As always , a fantastic product. The Baker is now my favorite. Going to put money aside to get a complete set of the Baker, as well as the holiday scents. Customer for life!
This scent is super fresh and clean. Perfect blend of crisp lemon and rugged gunpowder. This has become a true go to summer scent!
Just received my beard mail a few days ago with fable vice it's a great scent and addition to my favle collection.
T.G.
Sailing in the Caribbean with a nice spiced coconut drink is the best I can describe this scent. It's subtle but carries nicely. A+ scent. A+ oil.
Excellent customer service and great products!
This cologne is a wonderful warm and sweet smell, and it lasts about 2 hours!
Love it! Very good scent!
Great scent. Awesome deodorant. I use it daily.
The people at Fable Beard Company respond quickly to questions and are always helpful.
Tiki Man opens with a strong pineapple and then settles into the woods and spiced rum quite well. A top summer scent in my books!
Some of the strongest and longest lasting scents of any beard products around! Make sure you take advantage of the end of season clearance sales!
Great scent for summer. Not too overpowering.
Love the fresh scent! Citrus always smells great !
Lightning Rod smells like fruity cereals I loved as a kid ! Love this scent.
The Bard - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
