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The Bard - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
The Bard - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Ships In 1 Business Day
Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🎻 The Bard: Weaver of Tales 🎻
When the grand hall is bathed in soft candlelight and tales weave between the whispers, The Bard emerges—a specter of rhythm, mystery, and soulful narratives. Cloaked in the ambiance of ancient lore, he moves effortlessly through the vibrant gatherings, leaving behind only the echo of his captivating voice. His essence—a bold blend of Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt—captures the decadence of impromptu tales, the allure of improvisation, and the smooth sophistication of the midnight story.
Scent Profile
- Inviting All Spice – Smooth and decadent, a sip of refined narrative indulgence.
- Aged Dark Rum – Bright and zesty, exuding quiet confidence and a vibrant flair.
- Black Sea Salt – Soft and mysterious, leaving a lingering air of ancient gatherings.
A Fragrance as Enigmatic as The Bard Himself
The Bard isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to step beyond the ordinary, embrace the lore of the night, and revel in the art of storytelling. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard care kit nourishes, conditions, and styles your beard, enveloping you in a scent as captivating and sophisticated as a tale spun at midnight.
What’s Inside
✅ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrate and condition your beard with The Bard’s smooth and indulgent blend.
- Ingredients: Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance Oil.
✅ Beard Butter (4 oz) – Deeply conditions, reduces itch and flakiness, and provides a light hold for effortless style.
- Ingredients: Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Mango Butter, Kokum Butter, Illipe Butter, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil.
Benefits
- Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Keeps your beard nourished and resilient.
- Seals in Moisture – Prevents dryness and irritation for lasting hydration.
- Deep Moisturization – Conditions your beard for softness and manageability.
- Softens Beard Hairs – Ensures effortless styling and a polished finish.
- Long-Lasting Scent – Keeps you smelling bold and confident all evening.
- Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes and supports healthy growth beneath your beard.
🎻 The Wizard's Promise 🎻
- 🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
- 💯 Free of damaging phthalates
- 🇺🇸 Made in the USA
- 👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Bard’s intoxicating and rhythmic essence doesn’t captivate you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
🎻 Step Into the Verse, Embrace the Lore 🎻
Step into the legend of The Bard—a fragrance that captures the elegance of spontaneous tales, the thrill of narrative exploration, and the intrigue of a storyteller who always leaves the crowd longing for more. Let your beard journey reflect the sophistication of ancient lore, the thrill of a live telling, and the spellbinding charm of the stories.

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from 40516 reviews
The scent smells great and lasts for hours. really cool artwork, too.
The scent smells great and lasts for hours. really cool artwork, too.
I got the highway hunter and got the leech as a bonus. Both scents are amazing!!!!!
Best fall scent
Gives great hold with a neutral scent
This is one of my favorites. In fact, it’s my number two favorite, only behind Mushroom King in its excellence. Long lasting, smells fantastic, just a killer sent all the way around.
I love these guys. Their products are amazing and made with care and quality ingredients. My beard has never been better. Thank you
I have tried several different products from Fable Beard. By far the one I find most pleasant for my particular combination of wiry hair and sensitive skin has been their beard balm. It does so much to take the irritation from my face and also softens the hair to pleasant levels.
I’ve stuck mostly to their permanent scents, Wizards being my favorite, in part because it’s a scent my wife likes and it’s the nickname she’s had for me since we’ve been dating. The Baker is also great, but more apple forward than baked goods. Not a problem but a bit unexpected by the description.
Organ grinder is similar to the Messenger in that it is a berry forward brown sugar type smell that smells like a nice fall dessert.
Great product will be ordering again
I’m loving this one I just received my latest order tho and I never received any tracking on it. And I payed express shipping.
Smells fantastic and non greasy. Item arrived in great condition. Remember, dont open when you get them. Place them in the freezer for about an hour to harden up.
Smells fantastic and non greasy. Item arrived in great condition. Remember, dont open when you get them. Place them in the freezer for about an hour to harden up.
I liked both but the Undead was so damn good with the apple and bubblegum smell
Great products all around. I have ordered multiple times and the product is always top notch. They will continue to be my go to beard products.
The Bard - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
