Beard Conditioners

Don't let the desert of daily life dry and fry your magnificent whiskers! Moisturize, replenish, strengthen, and more with our beard conditioner fit for an adventurer like you!

Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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Dr. Slumber - Deodorant - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Angela Ramos
Dr. Slumber - Deodorant - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean

Dr. Slumber - Deodorant - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean

Fable Army Subscription Kit
Jennifer
Fable Army Subscription Kit

Great scent!

Fable Army Subscription Kit
Jennifer
Fable Army Subscription Kit

Great scent! Very pleased!

Fable Army Subscription Kit
Jennifer
Fable Army Subscription Kit

We got this to use as a lotion and it was fantastic!! Great scent and did wonders on dry skin!

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Brownie
The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Excellent product

Perfect amount of fragrance without being overbearing. Its a pleasant aroma of autumn if anything

The Imposter - Deodorant - Italian Bergamot, Exotic Heliotrope, Smokey Bourbon, Extraterrestrial Oak
James
The Imposter - Deodorant - Italian Bergamot, Exotic Heliotrope, Smokey Bourbon, Extraterrestrial Oak

Already had one of these just bought the 2nd one bc i love the scent 😍

The Illustrator - Deodorant - Sunlit Oak, Honeyed Resin, Ambrosial Nectar
James
The Illustrator - Deodorant - Sunlit Oak, Honeyed Resin, Ambrosial Nectar

A1 smell! Very fresh very summer like scent too 🔥

Dr. Slumber - Beard Butter - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Rob McSherry
Dr. Slumber - Beard Butter - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Good stuff!

Good sized jar of butter. Easy to scoop out. Melts quickly in my hands. Tames the crazy hairs just enough without weighing beard down. Smells amazing.

Interstellar - Cologne - Obsidian Dark Oak, Radiant Bergamot, Nebular Cranberry
Ben Jenkins
Interstellar - Cologne - Obsidian Dark Oak, Radiant Bergamot, Nebular Cranberry
Great scent!

This is the only product in the Interstellar line that doesn’t burn and irritate my skin. Unfortunate I can’t use the other products because I love the scent.

The Vessel - Beard Oil - White Amber, Sundrenched Green Apples, Transcendent Oakmoss
Taryn Mino
The Vessel - Beard Oil - White Amber, Sundrenched Green Apples, Transcendent Oakmoss
Awesome!

Fantastic scent! Smells super clean, one of my top 5!

Dr. Wolf - Beard Wash - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Terry ogden
Dr. Wolf - Beard Wash - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Dr.Wolf

Absolutely incredible scent,product

The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Steven Hall
The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust

The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust

The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Michael Kernaghan
The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours.

Love this scent, reminds me of a Celcius peach energy drink without the carbonation. Very smooth.

The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Loren
The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber

Smell is absolutely amazing! Highly recommend- makes my beard shiny Nd soft as well

The Grower - Deodorant - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Loren
The Grower - Deodorant - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber

Smell is incredible! And doesnt irritate my sensitive skin!

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