Beard Wash: Cleanse Like a Bearded Legend.

At Fable Beard Co., our beard wash is crafted with gentle, sulfate-free ingredients, each wash is designed to banish dirt, grease, and yesterday’s journey without stripping your beard of its natural power. Every lather is infused with legendary scent profiles and built for daily use by adventurers, guardians, and wanderers alike.


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"Behind every great adventurer is a group of great friends, and behind every glorious beard should be great skin," you hear a man tell you as he welcomes you to the front of his infamous distillery. Scents of finely aged white-oak barrels and with aging spirits, notes of vanilla, mulled spices, and bourbon entices you in the air, as well as the merry discourse and singing happening within the distillery itself. 

He can't help but notice your admiration of his full, luxurious and gleaming beard, which he points to with another smile. "It is true! Why I use only the best beard wash to keep my beard and skin soft and healthy. Have you not heard of beard wash?" 

When you shake your head no, the Distiller's eyebrows climb upward in shock. "Why, t'is the legendary Fable Beard Co.'s beard wash I use, friend, to keep the dry skin, itchiness, and dirt away." He looks behind him on the many shelves of fine bottles, pulling a distinctive one and setting it down before you.  "Here, then! A sample near and dear to my heart, named aptly after me. 

"This magical elixir will promote your whisker growth, strengthen your beard hair, seals in moisture to prevent pesky beard itch, softens it, and carries a long-lasting scent for long eight to ten hour days." 

You thank him in wonder, picking up the bottle to read the label: Beard Wash, Fabled Beard Co., The Distiller, and cannot wait to try this legendary best beard wash for yourself. The label informs you that this wash is created with all-natural cold-pressed oils, free of the evil phthalates and DHT-inhibiting ingredients, will reduce skin irritation, moisturizes, and promotes healthier, better beard growth. 

You also note the label tells you that Fable has a risk-free guarantee and that should you not like the fragrance or aren't amazed by the beard wash, you can write a letter to The Princess at customerservice@fablebeard.com, and it will be exchanged, no questions asked! 

You thank the Distiller profusely, excitement at the prospect of a glorious, soft, and healthy beard."

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The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Balm - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies
Scott Thrower
The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Balm - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies
Life of the party

Ugly Sweater Guy is the life of the party. My top favorite scent that I look forward to each year. I'll be quite sad if they skip a year.

The Claus - Beard Balm - Warm Christmas Cookies, Fresh Milk, and Sweet Vanilla Frosting
Denise
The Claus - Beard Balm - Warm Christmas Cookies, Fresh Milk, and Sweet Vanilla Frosting

amazing

The Distiller - Beard Oil - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Blake Shumaker
The Distiller - Beard Oil - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Go to Scent

I love this scent. This is a normal weekly scent for me. My wife and kids love when I wear this one.

Jack Frost - Beard Oil - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick
Wayne
Jack Frost - Beard Oil - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick

Love the aroma

Beard Ornament Gift Set
David Cronin
Beard Ornament Gift Set

Another great woodsy sent.

Jack Frost - Beard Oil - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick
Nate Giovannone
Jack Frost - Beard Oil - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick

Jack Frost - Beard Oil - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick

Krampus - Beard Conditioner - Evergreen Wreath, Pine Boughs, and Spiced Apples
David
Krampus - Beard Conditioner - Evergreen Wreath, Pine Boughs, and Spiced Apples

Smells awesome would highly recommended this product

Mystery Gift
George
Mystery Gift

They all smell great

The Marionette - Beard Butter - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke
Nolan
The Marionette - Beard Butter - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke

Wish i had gotten more of this scent before it sold out, love it!

The Carney - Beard Balm - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Nolan
The Carney - Beard Balm - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco

Top notch

Corpsicle - Beard Balm - Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, Infectious Vanilla
Nolan
Corpsicle - Beard Balm - Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, Infectious Vanilla

Great stuff

The Carney - Beard Oil - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Nolan
The Carney - Beard Oil - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco

The Carney is my overall favorite!

The Surgeon - Beard Conditioner - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood
Paul Sweatt
The Surgeon - Beard Conditioner - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood
Love this scent

To me, it kind of smells like fruit loops

Beard Ornament Gift Set
Southern Samurai
Beard Ornament Gift Set
Fun and free

What's not to love about Christmas ornaments with a Christmas tree scent

Mystery Gift
C.W.
Mystery Gift

Loved it

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