Beard Washes

Tired of crumbs, itchy skin, or a sad and oily-looking wiry beard? Let the Wizard magic up his legendary beard wash in all the lands, turning your beard woes into a thing of the past. 

Best Beard Washes!

"Behind every great adventurer is a group of great friends, and behind every glorious beard should be great skin," you hear a man tell you as he welcomes you to the front of his infamous distillery. Scents of finely aged white-oak barrels and with aging spirits, notes of vanilla, mulled spices, and bourbon entices you in the air, as well as the merry discourse and singing happening within the distillery itself. 

He can't help but notice your admiration of his full, luxurious and gleaming beard, which he points to with another smile. "It is true! Why I use only the best beard wash to keep my beard and skin soft and healthy. Have you not heard of beard wash?" 

When you shake your head no, the Distiller's eyebrows climb upward in shock. "Why, t'is the legendary Fable Beard Co.'s beard wash I use, friend, to keep the dry skin, itchiness, and dirt away." He looks behind him on the many shelves of fine bottles, pulling a distinctive one and setting it down before you.  "Here, then! A sample near and dear to my heart, named aptly after me. 

"This magical elixir will promote your whisker growth, strengthen your beard hair, seals in moisture to prevent pesky beard itch, softens it, and carries a long-lasting scent for long eight to ten hour days." 

You thank him in wonder, picking up the bottle to read the label: Beard Wash, Fabled Beard Co., The Distiller, and cannot wait to try this legendary best beard wash for yourself. The label informs you that this wash is created with all-natural cold-pressed oils, free of the evil phthalates and DHT-inhibiting ingredients, will reduce skin irritation, moisturizes, and promotes healthier, better beard growth. 

You also note the label tells you that Fable has a risk-free guarantee and that should you not like the fragrance or aren't amazed by the beard wash, you can write a letter to The Princess at customerservice@fablebeard.com, and it will be exchanged, no questions asked! 

You thank the Distiller profusely, excitement at the prospect of a glorious, soft, and healthy beard."

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from 32981 reviews
The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Norris Gordon
The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
New beginning

So I recently picked up the buy one get one free my first order of these guys and I and I must say the hero and distillery are you doing good putting that up with the other greats

Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Manny Brockington
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla

Great smelling beard oil

Fable Beard Co.
Shannon Z
Fable Beard Co.
Absolutely incredible (tried the deodorant)

My seemingly unending quest to find the perfect deodorant has reached its zenith. On a whim, I ordered the Baker deodorant (I’m female, obsessed with gourmand scents). For the past week I have had NO body smell. There was no “detoxing” my old deodorant smell, nothing weird. The scent absolutely is photorealistic donut with cinnamon- reminds me vaguely of “crumb couture” perfume, but very mild. I’ve raved about it in perfume groups online. I can’t stop referring it to friends and family. As of today, when I came to write this review, I see it’s sold out, and I truly hope I was the one to put it over the edge. Kudos to you guys for making an amazing product. I just ordered about 6 more scents haha. I suggest adding this scent to your sister site because I know gourmand obsessed women would love this one.

Astro Miner - Cologne - Starlit Cologne, Meteor Ash, Golden Amber
Ian B
Astro Miner - Cologne - Starlit Cologne, Meteor Ash, Golden Amber
Really good but different

I like my Astro Miner cologne and I've been wearing it a lot lately. It's a bit different though. It does have as sweet smell, especially after you've been wearing it for a bit, but initially it smells of something kinda grassy and earthy. Then I look at the artwork and I think, yeah, maybe this is what an asteroid would smell like! It's definitely a dude smell :) Thanks for creating such unique smells, Fable. There is no one else out doing what you are doing!

The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Michael Williams
The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Troll

One of my favorite scents

The Imposter - Beard Wash - Italian Bergamot, Exotic Heliotrope, Smokey Bourbon, Extraterrestrial Oak
Michael Lusk
The Imposter - Beard Wash - Italian Bergamot, Exotic Heliotrope, Smokey Bourbon, Extraterrestrial Oak
The Imposter smells great!

This is now one  of my favorite scents! It smells clean and fresh as well as unique! Has a cologne like scent is how I could best describe it .  It is a must try for sure to keep your beard looking and feeling and smelling great!
I love it so much I got the whole kit including deodorant, cologne, oil, butter and deodorant!

The Distiller - Beard Butter - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Bryan
The Distiller - Beard Butter - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods

Absolutely love everything about this product. I will be a return customer for as long as they are in business.

The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
M. R. Ross
The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
The Troll - one of my favorites!

The Troll is a wonderful scent reminiscent of early Spring - fresh, warm and vibrant.
It makes my beard soft, fragrant and radiant...like it's been combed and kissed by the Fairies of Spring.

The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Curtis K
The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
My favorite!

This stuff is the best! You can smell the orange and vanilla all day long. Not overpowering. Just right!

The Warlock - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Michael
The Warlock - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist

One of my favs

Free Anniversary Beard Oil
Michael
Free Anniversary Beard Oil

Awesome stuff

The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Michael
The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice

Smells great

Free Anniversary Beard Butter
Michael
Free Anniversary Beard Butter

Always great stuff from fable

The Warlock - Beard Balm - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
HECTOR E ORTEGA HERNANDEZ
The Warlock - Beard Balm - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Awesome!

I ordered the warlock bear balm and deodorant, and let me tell you I completely love the products. The scent is awesome. Definitely will try the other scents and products.

Dr. Wolf - Deodorant - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
D.E.O.J.
Dr. Wolf - Deodorant - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

Great product, perfect for sensitive skin. Quality non-toxic ingredients that work well beyond 24 hours. Love the scent.

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