Beard Wash: Cleanse Like a Bearded Legend.

At Fable Beard Co., our beard wash is crafted with gentle, sulfate-free ingredients, each wash is designed to banish dirt, grease, and yesterday’s journey without stripping your beard of its natural power. Every lather is infused with legendary scent profiles and built for daily use by adventurers, guardians, and wanderers alike.


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"Behind every great adventurer is a group of great friends, and behind every glorious beard should be great skin," you hear a man tell you as he welcomes you to the front of his infamous distillery. Scents of finely aged white-oak barrels and with aging spirits, notes of vanilla, mulled spices, and bourbon entices you in the air, as well as the merry discourse and singing happening within the distillery itself. 

He can't help but notice your admiration of his full, luxurious and gleaming beard, which he points to with another smile. "It is true! Why I use only the best beard wash to keep my beard and skin soft and healthy. Have you not heard of beard wash?" 

When you shake your head no, the Distiller's eyebrows climb upward in shock. "Why, t'is the legendary Fable Beard Co.'s beard wash I use, friend, to keep the dry skin, itchiness, and dirt away." He looks behind him on the many shelves of fine bottles, pulling a distinctive one and setting it down before you.  "Here, then! A sample near and dear to my heart, named aptly after me. 

"This magical elixir will promote your whisker growth, strengthen your beard hair, seals in moisture to prevent pesky beard itch, softens it, and carries a long-lasting scent for long eight to ten hour days." 

You thank him in wonder, picking up the bottle to read the label: Beard Wash, Fabled Beard Co., The Distiller, and cannot wait to try this legendary best beard wash for yourself. The label informs you that this wash is created with all-natural cold-pressed oils, free of the evil phthalates and DHT-inhibiting ingredients, will reduce skin irritation, moisturizes, and promotes healthier, better beard growth. 

You also note the label tells you that Fable has a risk-free guarantee and that should you not like the fragrance or aren't amazed by the beard wash, you can write a letter to The Princess at customerservice@fablebeard.com, and it will be exchanged, no questions asked! 

You thank the Distiller profusely, excitement at the prospect of a glorious, soft, and healthy beard."

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Malt Shop Marty - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Whipped Cream Swirl
DANIEL E BRYANT
Malt Shop Marty - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Whipped Cream Swirl
Malt shop Marty beard oil and butter kit

Absolutely love it.

Dr. Slumber - Beard Oil - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Mackenzie
Dr. Slumber - Beard Oil - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean

Smells like a subtle sweet, soft lavender. Not super feminine either, it’s unisex but on the softer side. My favorite scent out of all the ones we bought so far. When he walks by, I have to stop and ask to smell his beard because it smells so good.

Dr. Slumber - Beard Balm - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Mackenzie
Dr. Slumber - Beard Balm - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean

Smells like a subtle sweet, soft lavender. Not super feminine either, unisex but on the softer side. It’s probably my favorite scent out of all the ones we’ve bought so far.

Shatterling - Cologne - Radiant Safflower, Sparkling Macintosh Apple, Hot Red Berries
Paul Sweatt
Shatterling - Cologne - Radiant Safflower, Sparkling Macintosh Apple, Hot Red Berries
This stuff is mint

The apple and berries really go well together

The Spartan - Beard Balm - Frankincense, Myrrh, Sage, and Ocean Mist
Paul Sweatt
The Spartan - Beard Balm - Frankincense, Myrrh, Sage, and Ocean Mist
This stuff is fantastic

the herbs really pair well together

The Distiller - Beard Conditioner - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Stanley C Cole
The Distiller - Beard Conditioner - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Distiller is my favorite

I have six bottles of different washes along with their matching conditioners waiting for their turn right now. I have tried just about every scent, but The Distiller is still my favorite.

The Patriot - Beard Butter - Southern Pecan Pie, Fresh Spring Berries, and Creamy Vanilla
Thomas
The Patriot - Beard Butter - Southern Pecan Pie, Fresh Spring Berries, and Creamy Vanilla

Delicious fragrance!

World Eater - Cologne - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
Brant
World Eater - Cologne - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog

The scent is wonderful

Lucksmith - Beard Conditioner - Summer Rain, Golden Cardamom, Musky Cashmeran
Jimmie Brandon
Lucksmith - Beard Conditioner - Summer Rain, Golden Cardamom, Musky Cashmeran
Rich

Surprisingly robust, but not overpowering. Product itself works wonderfully, spread smoothly and evenly and left everything soft and manageable.

The Troll - Deodorant - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Marc Nocerino
The Troll - Deodorant - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Fresh, clean, mystical

I love the Troll beard oil, and I thought it would make a great deodorant scent, too. I was not mistaken. The Troll has such a fresh, clean scent that works really well in a deo. And of course, the deodorant itself is long-lasting. The scent is subtle (compared to my Highlander deo at least), but more importantly there is no underarm funk, even a full 24 hours later. I don't know how Fable does it, but these are literally the longest lasting, best smelling deodorants I've ever used.

The Imagineer - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood
Joe Dix
The Imagineer - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood
Roasty toasty

The scent is great; a roasty aroma permeates the entire scent. The marshmallow is inviting, and the sandalwood rounds everything out with maybe a touch of citrus. Your beard will thank you.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Luke K.
Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Amazing smell, give it time!

This beard balm starts out VERY fruit-heavy. After working it into my beard (a little goes a long way!), it sort of blends into the other scents and creates this incredible aroma. I purchased three different scents, and this one was my experimental one. I definitely chose right! I will be ordering this one again!

The Baker - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Dean Newhard (Santa)
The Baker - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Awesome Conditioner

The conditioners I order from Fable are just awesome. They leave your beard feeling smooth and soft and the scents are fantastic. I have a lot of comment when I am out and about as Santa on the “sugar cookie” scent that my beard has.
This last scent I ordered (the Baker) is very appealing and as always leaves my beard feeling great and manageable. Take it from a guy who has to have a good looking beard 365 days a year, it’s an awesome product!!

The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Cameron Staatz
The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Smells great !!!

This is my absolute favorite scent now. And everywhere I go I get compliments about how good I smell. I love the Djinn beard oil and beard butter !!!

The Hero - Beard Wash - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Tim P.
The Hero - Beard Wash - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Fable is great

Ships fast, smells good and the beard feels great

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