Collection: The Inventor - Fresh Tangelo, Kumquat, and Citrus Cologne
The Inventor is an epic blend of exotic citrus and cologne. Featuring a scent profile of Yuzu Fruit, Fresh Tangelo, Kumquat, and Exotic cologne blend
Clock Work and Citrus: The Inventor
You've heard the tale of this mechanically gifted dwarf before. The stories say he invented wondrous and dangerous items and was rescued by The Hero, Distiller, and Scribe from a dangerous marauder's lair. They say that the Inventor himself helped defeat the marauders and went on to join the companions to assist the notorious Captain Crimson further and repair his ship. You've stayed up far too many nights studying the maths, sciences, and magic in hopes of becoming a new apprentice to this heroic Inventor—filled with both excitement and exhaustion, and you pause by a shop door.
You've found the Inventor's shop set up, the sign above waving in the breeze proudly proclaiming fine and wonderous goods. You open the door, a soft chime sounds as a cacophony of noise overwhelms you. Gears whir, metal ticks, mechanical creatures tap by, hydraulics and metallic clanking assault your ears as you hear a deep voice from above you cry, "Just a moment!"
You look up to see a sturdy and hale dwarf seated inside the body of a tarnished, worn-down mecha. He climbs down with ease, landing with a dull thud before you, and he takes your measure with quick, intelligent eyes. "Ah," he says with pleasure. "A budding inventor, are you?" He points to your belt of wrenches and tools, screwdrivers, and springs but stops suddenly looking at your face.
"Good gracious, have you not had a wink of sleep? Unacceptable, come, come, I have just the beard oil, balm, wash—and more--that will perk you up, refresh the senses, awaken your mind." He waves you to the back of his shop, his arrestingly healthy and wonderous beard—well-groomed with beard oil and beard balm-- making you speechless as he shows you a stockpile of great items!
Welcome, fellow Inventor and brilliant mind. You have found the most wonderful collection of invigorating scented beard products not to be found anywhere else on this realm's fine market today. Exotic Yuzu, a delicate blend of grapefruit and orange without bitterness, is sweetened further with Tangelo reminiscent of mandarine, with the earthy, sweet, and sour complex tang of the lemony and pine scent of kumquats and a base note of tropical cologne. This refreshing and effervescent scent profile is perfect for inventors like yourself. What story will you create with it?
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The Inventor - Exotic Citrus Cologne Beard Oil & Butter Kit
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The Inventor - Exotic Citrus Cologne Beard Oil & Balm Combo Kit
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The Inventor - Exotic Citrus Cologne Beard Butter
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The Inventor Co-Wash - Exotic Citrus Cologne Beard Conditioner
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The Inventor - Exotic Citrus Cologne Beard Balm
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The Inventor - Exotic Citrus Cologne Beard Wash
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The Inventor - Beard Oil - Exotic Citrus Cologne
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Adventure Stories
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O' Bearded Tree
Jacob Wilder“Traveling at top speed Santa,” says Rudolph into his microphone. Santa’s sleigh streaks through the night, a silent shadow slipping silently over the arctic circle, nearly imperceivable to anyone who...
O' Bearded Tree
Jacob Wilder“Traveling at top speed Santa,” says Rudolph into his microphone. Santa’s sleigh streaks through the night, a silent shadow slipping silently over the arctic circle, nearly imperceivable to anyone who...
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The Briefing Part 2
Jacob Wilder“Anyways,” says Santa, coming back to himself, “Bells has come back to finish the job.” “But he’ll never be Santa,” says Jingleman. “That doesn’t mean he won’t try,” says Santa,...
The Briefing Part 2
Jacob Wilder“Anyways,” says Santa, coming back to himself, “Bells has come back to finish the job.” “But he’ll never be Santa,” says Jingleman. “That doesn’t mean he won’t try,” says Santa,...
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The Briefing
Jacob WilderSanta stares silently at the holographic recording of Slay Bells, slaughtering his way through Santa’s compound, heading towards the hanger housing the “Silent Night” project. “This wasn’t just a robbery,”...
The Briefing
Jacob WilderSanta stares silently at the holographic recording of Slay Bells, slaughtering his way through Santa’s compound, heading towards the hanger housing the “Silent Night” project. “This wasn’t just a robbery,”...
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Never thought it’d be possible to be sexually aroused by beard oil but here we are. You have yourself a lifelong customer here. Keep up the great work!

Every year I order the Claus beard wash, Co wash, and the beard butter! I also love many other scents!
If you like vanilla, give the Claus 🎅 a go!

Love the Claus!!!! It’s my wife’s favorite as well. Smells exactly like fresh baked Christmas cookies out of the oven with the perfect amount of Christmas spice added in. Definitely in the top 5 for me!!

Smells amazing and mixes well with the other Christmas scented products i use. Way better deal than any mainstream cologne. And you get to smell unique and stand out.

Very good scent.

Smells absolutely incredible, just like Christmas. Feel in beard is also stellar, don’t think about it just buy it lol.

The wintery chill of Jack Frost is perfect for the Christmas season! I missed out on it last year, but I’m so glad I got it this year. The peppermint is up front and cool, reminiscent of a Christmas Tree with the pine and fir as well. Absolutely love it!

I love the scent! I just ordered more and will try to get more.

My first time using Fable was just a week ago, and I am a forever Fable user because of this oil. Christmas Cookies & Milk is now my favorite beard oil in existence. Goes on smooth and smells like warm cookies on Christmas morning. Gives my beard a nice shine and the coat really lasts. I would recommend this to anyone with a beard.

The Scent reminds me of those old time gingerbread snap cookies. You get a nice bold ginger smell with a hint of cinnamon. You’ll be wanting to smell your beard all day.

Awesome scent wish they would keep it full time!

Love this bad MFer

This smells just like it says milk and cookies. It’s probably my favorite non peppermint Christmas scent so far. It’s not too overwhelming but you catch a nice whiff every now and again.

This was my first purchase from Fable. I really like the oil and butter, they both feel great in my beard. However, this scent in particular isn't my favorite, not bad just not something I'd buy again (in terms of scent). Since the oil & butter are great, I'll be purchasing again and trying a different scent.

The scent was just a bit too strong. Nice aroma, but just a bit overpowering.