Beard Conditioners

Don't let the desert of daily life dry and fry your magnificent whiskers! Moisturize, replenish, strengthen, and more with our beard conditioner fit for an adventurer like you!

Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
jose worden
The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Love it

Great scent and new fav

The Vessel - Beard Oil - White Amber, Sundrenched Green Apples, Transcendent Oakmoss
Fred Francisco
The Vessel - Beard Oil - White Amber, Sundrenched Green Apples, Transcendent Oakmoss
Vessel

It’s light with a refreshing smell , the wife loves it so I’m happy with that

The Druid - Beard Oil - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
George Bayrouty
The Druid - Beard Oil - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
The Druid

I purchased the Druid oil, balm and butter and I have to say I love the Bergamot scent. Mixed with Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf. Wow what an incredible scent and the scent stays with you for hours.

The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Nicholas Hilliman
The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Fire elemental oil.

I love the scent. It's great, I wish it was part of the main line.

The Teacher - A Berry Positive Beard Balm
A.C.
The Teacher - A Berry Positive Beard Balm

One of my favourite scents that they do!

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Patricia Shoaf
The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
He smells delicious!

You’ve made my husband smell delicious with The Baker. I woke to find him setting naked on a serving tray holding a cup of coffee for me. What was I to do?

The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Kylie Warren
The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Peach rings and sweet tea!!

Absolutely amazing scent! Reminds me of peach rings and an Arizona tea you’d get from the corner store as a kid! Heck, I still pick up that combo every once in a while!!

The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Jeremy
The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
This stuff is legend

If you're a fellow adventurer or simply an NPC looking for great smelling beard products; look no further. You’ve stumbled onto a dragon’s hold worth!

The Distiller - Deodorant - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Jon Choate
The Distiller - Deodorant - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Very nice smell

Nice long lasting scent with hints of sweetness.

$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Colby Sanner
$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
The Distiller

Such an amazing scent! Very on par with the rest of their line.

Dr. Slumber - Beard Oil - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Steven Riesenberg
Dr. Slumber - Beard Oil - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Dr. Lavender

Dr. Lavender is a long-lasting, lavender-forward scent. The oil, butter, and especially the deodorant are great.

The Wizard - Beard Butter - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
eric ike
The Wizard - Beard Butter - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Just an amazing product and company!

I purchased the wizard butter and oil along with astro miner set. These products were amazing the scent of the wizard was stellar! Long lasting, it made my beard ridiculously soft, manageable, tame and my wife loved it! Their website is engaging their company is based on inclusiveness and amazing creative products. I would recommend the wizard to anybody who wanted to know about it that's why I'm telling you on this review now if you haven't heard or tried Fable beard you owe it to yourself to try them it's an absolutely incredible company and an amazing product offered

The Wizard - Beard Conditioner - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Coleman
The Wizard - Beard Conditioner - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Smell Great, Look Great, Feel Great

Great scents as always and look forward to the same great quality I have come to find since switching to this brand. Would do a factory tour in a heartbeat just to enjoy the scents.

The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Kory
The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Awesome Scent!

I was very impressed by the scent of the Marksman. It smelled better than I expected and the scent lasts all day and gives my beard a great shine. Highly recommended.

$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Robert Adamczyk
$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
I can only wish

I never got a $500 mystery box give away as this email states. Nothing was ever delivered to me so I have no clue what this means. I wish I had won something but that never happens to me.

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