Beard Conditioners

Don't let the desert of daily life dry and fry your magnificent whiskers! Moisturize, replenish, strengthen, and more with our beard conditioner fit for an adventurer like you!

Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Baker - Cologne - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Eugene Munley
The Baker - Cologne - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Baker and Distiller

Purchased both colognes during Fable's BOGO special. Both similar but very different. If you love one, you'll love the other. Very pleased with my purchase and will be a return customer!

The Scribe - Beard Butter - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Scott Morris
The Scribe - Beard Butter - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Great scent!!

Mywife is a avid coffee drinker of all types from regular Joe to ice coffees with all flavors. And since I started using this product my beard is softer and more manageable plus she can't get enough of the scent. I walked in to my bedroom where I keep my beard stuff and she had it open smelling it. Lol. So yea in my book it's a winner.

Fable Army Subscription Kit
Jamie F.
Fable Army Subscription Kit
Smells Good and Feels Good.

The beard balm smells great and conditions my beard great.

The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Jerry
The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice

Goes great with the butter!

The Crusader - Beard Butter - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Jerry
The Crusader - Beard Butter - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice

Really good scent, interesting to see how long it last.

Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Jerry
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla

Great scent, one of my wife’s favorites.

The Illustrator - Beard Oil - Sunlit Oak, Honeyed Resin, Ambrosial Nectar
Ronald
The Illustrator - Beard Oil - Sunlit Oak, Honeyed Resin, Ambrosial Nectar

Amazing scent! As always, Fable makes another great product.

The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Oil
Daniel Katzenberg
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Oil
Yabba dabba doo!!!!

Love it!!!! Nice fun fruity scent that takes me back to my childhood 👊🏼

The Baker - Deodorant - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Joseph J Mela IV
The Baker - Deodorant - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Awsome deodorants

I just recently got into natural deos. I loved both Captain Crimson and The Baker. I went ahead and bought 6 more scents to try out. 10 of 10 recommended.

The Highlander - Beard Oil - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Mario Castaneda
The Highlander - Beard Oil - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Highlander

Perfect smoky scent. Has that old school barber shop smell to it

The Barkeep - Unscented Beard Conditioner
Shannon Davis
The Barkeep - Unscented Beard Conditioner
Great

This is the perfect conditioner if you don't want the scent to clash with your daily scent rotation. Love it.

Mystery Gift
Jason Thigpen
Mystery Gift
Leprechaun!!

Received Leprechaun oil with my The Vessel order, and it is great! I know why it's so popular; it's fantastically fresh.

The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Charles Kleist
The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
This smells great

Smells great my wife loves it very grateful that these are easy on the wallet

The Barkeep - An Unscented Beard Butter
Thomas Martinez
The Barkeep - An Unscented Beard Butter
Fantastic product

Love the barkeep line! My favorite products by far. Easy to work into the beard, slight natural notes from the butters and has helped reduce breakage and dryness. Best part is not clashing smells with my cologne or hair products but still getting the nourishment.

The Hero - Beard Butter - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Thomas Martinez
The Hero - Beard Butter - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Great sent and product

Love the sent, a great alternative for days I’m not wanting to use my cologne. Sent last roughly 6-7 hours with working outside mostly and makes my beard feel fantastic. Strong but not overpowering musky almost leathery sent

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