Beard Conditioners

Don't let the desert of daily life dry and fry your magnificent whiskers! Moisturize, replenish, strengthen, and more with our beard conditioner fit for an adventurer like you!

Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Bard - Deodorant - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
Troy Ellis
The Bard - Deodorant - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
First time getting deodorant

I am not disappointed. Scent lasts all day. Can't ask for a better product!!

The Wizard - Beard Balm - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Jeremy
The Wizard - Beard Balm - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Creative and Smells Great

I was skeptical at first, but I enjoy the Wizard and the Iamgineer scents. Quality oils and the smell lasts all day. My beard is soft, my skin is moisturized and I can’t help but smile smelling like a Wizard!

The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Mike
The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Makes my beard soft (Updated)

I also likes how it lasts for more than a day

The Teacher - A Berry Positive Beard Butter
Curtis K
The Teacher - A Berry Positive Beard Butter
The Teacher is Awesome!

Absolutely love this smell! Smells like a basket of fruit has punched you in the face with a tinge of Vanilla to boot!

The Teacher - Beard Oil - Fresh Apples, Wild Berries, and Creamy Vanilla
Curtis K
The Teacher - Beard Oil - Fresh Apples, Wild Berries, and Creamy Vanilla
Great Smell!

Absolutely love this smell! Smells like a basket of fruit with a tinge of Vanilla! Had to get me some extras!

The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Conditioner
William
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Conditioner

Order arrived quick and the products smelled great!

Mystery Gift
Jordan Schroeder
Mystery Gift
Favorite order yet!

Received this when I placed an order for 6 other scents. I ended up receiving a heartbreaker oil and am glad I did as missed out when it was available!

The Djinn - Beard Butter - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Brendan Steele
The Djinn - Beard Butter - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Amazing!!!

Great butter with a strong smell

The Vessel - Beard Oil - White Amber, Sundrenched Green Apples, Transcendent Oakmoss
Tyler Morrison
The Vessel - Beard Oil - White Amber, Sundrenched Green Apples, Transcendent Oakmoss
Flawless

It’s a crime that this isn’t a year round scent. Will absolutely be ordering more as soon it becomes available again 🤙🏼

World Eater - Beard Conditioner - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
Jeremy Tinker
World Eater - Beard Conditioner - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
World eater is orange zest/peel

It's a nice refreshing orange scent. As the orange zest dies down it becomes a bit of an earthy scent. There's no spice kind of thing going on which I really like cause that messes with my nose personally. Definitely enjoy it and think its my favorite I've tried so far but still hunting for one I love the most. I used a full squeeze of beard oil initially and it kinda made my neck burn but now I've been using 3 to 4 drops and its great. When showering I've been doing the beard wash and conditioner and it feel so refreshing. I think I might go all in on this scent and get deodorant, cologne and butter as well but am trying to find another scent I love. I've been getting the beard balms cause I can use it on my knuckles and scalp for my psoriasis and feels good and makes the cracking skin go away for the day and haven't noticed it making the psoriasis flare more than normal

The Imposter - Beard Butter - Italian Bergamot, Exotic Heliotrope, Smokey Bourbon, Extraterrestrial Oak
M.N.
The Imposter - Beard Butter - Italian Bergamot, Exotic Heliotrope, Smokey Bourbon, Extraterrestrial Oak

Best scent ever. LOVE all their scents so far, but this unique one is a standout.

$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Robert Gonzales
$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Every product thus far AMAZING!!!

There has not been one item I have not sincerely enjoyed! My wife loves the Baker and the grower the best. Makes her smile and 😉 wink! Thank you

The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
LC
The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Chocolate goodness

While I don’t really get coffee from this scent, it’s still oh so good. Probably my favorite one! Reminds me of brownies! Not too strong either. Just right!

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
LC
The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Yessss

I have been buying my husband beard oils for various places, buying various scents. By far, fable has been the absolute best!! First off, the scents!! This one, the baker has me all up in my husbands face. It smells so good! Second, my husband said the quality of this beard oil is way better than the others. It’s thicker and lasts him all day and to the morning. I will definitely be buying him more!

The Marksman - Beard Conditioner - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Matt Messick
The Marksman - Beard Conditioner - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Great Scent! For the Holiday Season.

I was transported to another world. My shower became a stalk through a highland forest. Thoughts of tracking my prey became focused as I drew the bolt from my quiver and set it across the stock of my cross. My sights set, I began to squeeze the trigger, her head turned, something spooked her. "Did you accidentally put a Christmas Tree air freshener in?" My prey bounded away with a flash of white escaping my vision.

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