Beard Conditioners

Don't let the desert of daily life dry and fry your magnificent whiskers! Moisturize, replenish, strengthen, and more with our beard conditioner fit for an adventurer like you!

Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Druid - Beard Oil - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
Daniel Katzenberg
The Druid - Beard Oil - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
Amazing

One of my new goto scents .. and lasts all day long

The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Tammur Stackley
The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Hubby loves this scent!

I got two different scents and he likes this scent better than The Hero and I love The Hero better than The Djinn. So, he wears The Djinn on weekdays when he is at work and The Hero at home. But, he really loves how soft and manageable his beard is. We will be buying more.

The Elemental - Beard Butter - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
justin weeks
The Elemental - Beard Butter - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Elementalist Butter

BEST Smelling butter yet

The Teacher - Deodorant
Darrin Baker
The Teacher - Deodorant

The Teacher - Deodorant

World Eater - Beard Oil - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
John Derocha
World Eater - Beard Oil - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
Great scent

The sherbert scent really shines through and the vanilla balances it nicely. One of my new favorite scents

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Ellis Ray Ingram
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
A favorite for sure

I’m new to Fable and I have enjoyed all the scents I’ve been able try but Dr.Wolf seems to be my favorite.

The Wizard - Cologne - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
J-Gro
The Wizard - Cologne - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Smells awesome

This is definitely in the running for one of my favorites

Fable Army Subscription Kit
Rob
Fable Army Subscription Kit

Love this scent! Strong long-lasting. The mandarin is the strongest, but the plum and berry undertone compliments it very well.

World Eater - Beard Butter - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
Rob
World Eater - Beard Butter - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog

I didn't get the butter last year but ended up really liking the scent. So now I can enjoy the butter before bed and wake up to it.

Dr. Slumber - Beard Oil - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
J Lopez
Dr. Slumber - Beard Oil - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Good quality oil and great scent

This scent is on the stronger side, it will last all night and in the morning you will get more of the softer vanilla bean notes.

World Eater - Beard Butter - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
Kory piper
World Eater - Beard Butter - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
!!!

Best one yet !!!

The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Oil - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies
Caiden
The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Oil - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies

Love this smell

The Ginger Beard Man - Beard Oil - Warm Gingerbread, Rich Toffee, and Christmas Spices
Caiden
The Ginger Beard Man - Beard Oil - Warm Gingerbread, Rich Toffee, and Christmas Spices

One of my all time favorites

The Grower - Beard Butter - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Gerald Brown
The Grower - Beard Butter - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Smells good

Just started using it only time will tell how good it works

The Djinn - Beard Balm - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Mitch Wright
The Djinn - Beard Balm - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Djinn Balm!

This product is absolutely incredible, makes my beard and mustache look healthy and softens the hair! And it absolutely smells incredible! Nothing compared to the stuff you can buy anywhere else! FABLE is the Best!

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