Beard Conditioners

Don't let the desert of daily life dry and fry your magnificent whiskers! Moisturize, replenish, strengthen, and more with our beard conditioner fit for an adventurer like you!

Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Grower - Deodorant - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Patrick Grillo
The Grower - Deodorant - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Wow

Paired with the teacher beard oil. Its awesome. Excellent as always. My girl loves it my family loves the way i smell and i couldnt be happier.

The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Oil
Darrin Klinko
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Oil
Fruity deliciousness!💯

I’ve bought around 14 oils in just about a month and man this one is my favorite by far! Definitely a fruity Pebbles kind of scent with a mellow tone to it! Get you some!

The Djinn - Deodorant - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Robert
The Djinn - Deodorant - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood

My favorite Fable deodorant scent. This one is strong and offers 24 hour protection.

World Eater - Deodorant - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
Robert
World Eater - Deodorant - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog

Great scent, great deodorant protection.

Dr. Slumber - Deodorant - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Robert
Dr. Slumber - Deodorant - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean

Great scent, great natural deodorant protection.

The Crusader - Beard Butter - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Michael Wharton
The Crusader - Beard Butter - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Awesome scent!

This scent is one of my favorites from Fable. I don't really smell much of the lavender or eucalyptus but the scent is great. To me I smell more of a clean scent with some spice to it. The scent lasts all day, yet isn't overpowering. It's the type of scent that goes with any occasion. I like it so much I have it in oil, butter, and balm.

The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Wizard Seb
The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Another Wizard reviewing the Wizard’s “The Wizard”

I thought I already left a review for my first purchase of this scent, but I just got it for my buddy too who lives states away and got asked for review by email / he said he also loves the scent, both of us give 10/10 and we both think it’s orange icing on cinnamon rolls , with a very faint bourbon smell in the background , I just shaved and only have a stache now so unfortunately it doesn’t last as long for scent, but when I did have a beard, easily 5-6 hours worth, and after that you’ll pick it up with a drift of wind , my buddy says he smelled it for around 10 ish, so my nose might be weaker but yeah, but most importantly , this scent and oil in particular feels great on the face and beard

The Highlander - Deodorant - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Jon Choate
The Highlander - Deodorant - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Unique

Pleasant unique smell.

The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Deodorant
Kevin Prestenbach
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Deodorant
Best deodorant ever!!

I have fallen in love with every scent of deodorant I’ve tried from Fable. They small fantastic, they last all day! The best in the business!! I’ll be a Fable customer for life!! #FABLERULES

The Baker - Beard Butter - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Adam
The Baker - Beard Butter - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

I loved this! Smells amazing! I won’t say it’s doughnut scented, but more of a spiced maple, with hints of vanilla.

The Baker - Beard Balm - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Adam
The Baker - Beard Balm - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

I loved this! Smells amazing! I won’t say it’s doughnut scented, but more of a spiced maple, with hints of vanilla.

The Marksman - Cologne - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Jennifer
The Marksman - Cologne - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

I love this pine and outdoorsy forest scent. One of my favs!!

Wizard Reward 2024
Jerry
Wizard Reward 2024

Phenomenal box. I wasnt sure about the Nebulite, but it is better than I anticipated. Not too strong on the cucumber. 👍🏻

The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Jerry
The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence

Really excited about this scent. Will go well with last summer’s scents.

$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Brian Richmond
$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Thank you!

To start, I wanted to say thank you to fable! The megabox included a laundry list worth of great products. Included were items that I probably wouldn’t have bought on my own and some that I really wanted to try. For the items that I probably would not have purchased on my own, I’m still glad to have received them and will definitely give them a try. These items were the deodorant and cologne spray. The other items were great, smelled great, and will be put to good use! Thank you fable!

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