Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Witch Doctor - Beard Conditioner - Smoked Mango, Island Breeze, Dark Musk
Desiderio Garcia
The Witch Doctor - Beard Conditioner - Smoked Mango, Island Breeze, Dark Musk
Witch Doctor

Like the product. Usually when I buy the shampos and conditioner, I notice a inconsistency when it comes to the thickness of the product. Some less soapy some very soapy. Also the set sometimes I guess for my nose triggers a sneeze reaction. I know this is just my opinion I do love the products. I wish you could sell them smaller cuz sometimes I do trim my beard and don't eat so much. Overall keep doing what you're doing and I'll keep buying 😀

Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
John
Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

Great product! Every product I’ve gotten from the fable beard company are great products and outstanding sents!!

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
John
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

Everything I’ve gotten from the fable beard company is outstanding and quality and sent!

The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Jeffery Heintz
The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Amazing products!

These products keep my beard looking amazing and my wife really enjoys the different scents. I would definitely recommend these products to all my family and friends who are struggling with their beard care!

The Firefly - Beard Wash - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Peter Munnich
The Firefly - Beard Wash - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Great beard wash

Can't say enough good things about the sent line. I like a citrus fresh sent and this fits the bill. This also make my bread feel amazing. I recommend to all.

The Grower - Complete Butter Kit - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Peter Munnich
The Grower - Complete Butter Kit - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
I'm blown away!

So recently I received my first ever shipment from Fable. I always wanted to try them out and had my eye on the Grower line. When it arrived I was so excited I had to try it out and do my routine immediately. I was so shock out the out come. My beard has never looked, feel, or smell so amazing! It was everything I was looking for. I've tried other high quality products from other companies and Fable was bar none above the rest. From here on out I'm a loyal customer. Thank you Fable!

$25 Mystery Beard Bundle - Post Purchase Offer
Jud Herring
$25 Mystery Beard Bundle - Post Purchase Offer
Love it!!!

Absolutely love all of your products!! The scents are amazing and quality is top notch

The Surgeon - Deodorant - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood
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The Surgeon - Deodorant - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood

Solid scent

The Witch Doctor - Beard Balm - Smoked Mango, Island Breeze, Dark Musk
m.t.
The Witch Doctor - Beard Balm - Smoked Mango, Island Breeze, Dark Musk

Tangy, smokey and sweet must have scent

Mystery Gift
m.t.
Mystery Gift

Always an amazing surprise

The Druid - Cologne - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
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The Druid - Cologne - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot

In love with the druid fragrance

The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Doug Marion
The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Beard Oil

The oil works well and smells amazing

The Marionette - Deodorant - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke
Anthony Perrotta
The Marionette - Deodorant - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke
Love it!

Great smell, and keeps me fresh all day!

The Musketeer - Deodorant - Valiant Dark Walnut, Roguish Cognac, Smoldering Gunpowder
Keith Delcourt
The Musketeer - Deodorant - Valiant Dark Walnut, Roguish Cognac, Smoldering Gunpowder
Great Cologne Type Deodorant

I'm a guy who sweats a lot. I usually need a deodorant with an antiperspirant. But this natural deodorant is amazing! And Musketeer smells like a great cologne!

Chatterbox - Beard Butter - Browned Butter Glaze, Charred Pumpkin Sugar, Spiced Baked Apple
Kevin Bower
Chatterbox - Beard Butter - Browned Butter Glaze, Charred Pumpkin Sugar, Spiced Baked Apple
I think it’s great

I personally thought it was a great my wife on the other hand thought it smelled too sweet lol

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