Beard Conditioners

Don't let the desert of daily life dry and fry your magnificent whiskers! Moisturize, replenish, strengthen, and more with our beard conditioner fit for an adventurer like you!

Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Bard - Beard Oil - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
Carlos Bigio
The Bard - Beard Oil - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
Great Oil

Provides excellent shine and look. Smells great. Highly recommended.

The Bard - Beard Balm - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
Carlos Bigio
The Bard - Beard Balm - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
Great Balm

Product arrived on time and in perfect condition. Smells pretty strong (in a good way). Leave my beard looking great.

Interstellar - Beard Conditioner - Obsidian Dark Oak, Radiant Bergamot, Nebular Cranberry
D.R.
Interstellar - Beard Conditioner - Obsidian Dark Oak, Radiant Bergamot, Nebular Cranberry

One of my favorites! Gonna miss it sadly!

The Highlander - Beard Oil - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Josh Preece
The Highlander - Beard Oil - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Great scent.

Love the Highlander stuff it’s a great scent and the products keep my beard soft.

The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Jason Williams
The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Love this scent

After having some time to wear this now, I really enjoy this. It’s not too strong or too weak. I think it’s just right. The sense are very nice and pleasing. My wife really likes it too!

Mystery Gift
Jason
Mystery Gift

Great product

The Distiller - Beard Balm - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Kevin
The Distiller - Beard Balm - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Distiller

Love the scent and how long it lasts

The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Robert
The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood

Very strong smell so only a dab needed but easy to apply and long lasting

The Highlander - Beard Butter - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Douglas Perry
The Highlander - Beard Butter - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Your Beard Will Thank You

This is the best product I've found for beard conditioning and control, with a scent that masculine, not perfumy.

The Baker - Beard Balm - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Leah
The Baker - Beard Balm - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

Hubby likes the scent and the way his beard feels after using this product. He will be ordering more. .

The Baker - Beard Wash - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Charlie Branson
The Baker - Beard Wash - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Smells delicious, works great!

I absolutely LOVE my Baker Beard Shampoo! It leaves me with a well scrubbed, fresh feeling, without feeling harsh . The scent is wonderful - the warm sugary vanilla notes are rich and comforting, yet still masculine. (I think Santa probably smells like this.)

Best of all, (or not, if I’m in the workshop! 😉) iwhenever I use Baker, my wife can’t keep her hands off me!

Can’t recommend Fable Beard Co. and Baker highly enough! Huzzah!

The Grower - Ultimate Bundle - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
william
The Grower - Ultimate Bundle - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber

As always, quality is on point. Fragrance is amazing.

The Cartographer - Beard Oil - Galactic Espresso Grounds, Celestial Workshop, Crimson Starfruit
Theo
The Cartographer - Beard Oil - Galactic Espresso Grounds, Celestial Workshop, Crimson Starfruit

I'm actually using this in my hair for flow reasons, and yes, it works great and smells even better.

The Baker - Deodorant - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Theo
The Baker - Deodorant - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

THIS DEODORANT IS SO GOOD I ALMOST TOOK A BITE OUT OF IT! (Almost) But i will definitely buy more. Good stuff.

The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
jose worden
The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Love it

Great scent and new fav

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