Beard Conditioners

Don't let the desert of daily life dry and fry your magnificent whiskers! Moisturize, replenish, strengthen, and more with our beard conditioner fit for an adventurer like you!

Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Matthew
The Elemental - Beard Oil - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
All I can say is WOW!

Fable never disappoints. Hints of tea and peaches. A potion for the poet-hearted. Smells like summer remembered by an old soul.

The Marksman - Beard Balm - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Jeremy R.
The Marksman - Beard Balm - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

This scent is really great and peaceful! It smells like the forest, all the conifers!

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
J.W.
The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

The Beard oil smells great!

The Elemental - Deodorant - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Zachary
The Elemental - Deodorant - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust

One of the best summer scents our right now!!! This one is my favorite right now!! Truly amazing!!

Rum Runner - Beard Oil - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
Zachary
Rum Runner - Beard Oil - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut

Truly an amazing summer scent!!!

Rum Runner - Beard Butter - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
Zachary
Rum Runner - Beard Butter - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut

Truly an amazing summer scent. Butter is so good, i cant get enough of it!!!

Rum Runner - Deodorant - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
Zachary
Rum Runner - Deodorant - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut

Truly an amazing summer scent!!!!

Dr. Wolf - Cologne - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Bradley Keough
Dr. Wolf - Cologne - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Outstanding and long lasting cologne

I really like Dr. Wolf Cologne it smells amazing and last all day long. I highly recommend it and will be purchasing more.

The Grower - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Jeremy Farris
The Grower - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
The Grower.... Wow!

Not going to lie. I was a little hesitant about ordering this, thinking "just how much smell can they get out of this combination". We'll im here to tell you that I'm thankful I did. The Clean, crisp, refreshing apple fragrance lasts for HOURS! I will definitely be adding this to my favorites list. The oils fable uses have never been a question. Great skin and follicle care as well as just the right amount of hair moisture.

Mystery Father's Day (Role Model) Gift
Ellis Ray Ingram
Mystery Father's Day (Role Model) Gift
Mystery gifts rock 🤘🏽

Mystery gifts in my orders are like Christmas Day and it also helped me discover new scents and products.
I’m a proud Fable Fanatic 🤘🏽😁

World Eater - Beard Butter - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
Zachary Reynolds
World Eater - Beard Butter - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
World Eater!!!

World Eater is truly an amazing summer scent!! The orange vanilla ice cream is so great with a nice citrusy finish from the etrog!! If you love a orange, citrusy and creamy scent this one is for you!!

The Shark Hunter - Beard Butter - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Brandon Sweeney
The Shark Hunter - Beard Butter - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Beard butter

Smelled great. Great tropical scent. Better staying power than the oil.

The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Brandon Sweeney
The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Beard oil

Smelled great. Great tropical scent.

Captain Crimson - Beard Butter - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Rachel
Captain Crimson - Beard Butter - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Cozy

Not an amber person but I mostly smell the coconut vanilla in the butter and it's wonderful!

Rum Runner - Beard Oil - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
Rachel
Rum Runner - Beard Oil - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
Out of the Office

This scent starts out like a party and settles into something really cozy. The perfect summer vacation scent!

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