Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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Nightcrawler - Beard Oil - Citrus Vanilla Grotto, Fiery Clove, Cranberry Bite
Timothy Langhoff
Nightcrawler - Beard Oil - Citrus Vanilla Grotto, Fiery Clove, Cranberry Bite
Smells amazing

This scent is amazing, unfortunately the bottle showed up with a little crack in the lid, so I lost some of in in shipping. But I am happy either way the smell, and my wife loves it too😁

The Harvester - Beard Conditioner - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Derek Dake
The Harvester - Beard Conditioner - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Great sent, love the butter

This is a very pleasant scent. The oil and butter are top notch.

Marshal - Beard Conditioner - Vanilla Tobacco, Cabin Logs, Forest Overgrowth
A Reichardt
Marshal - Beard Conditioner - Vanilla Tobacco, Cabin Logs, Forest Overgrowth
Great product

I began using my fable Marshall scent as soon as it arrived. The scent is great and lasts a long time. Seems to keep my beard softer than other products I have tried and is not greasy! I will be riding more.

Arachnid - Beard Butter - Venom-Dripped Tobacco, Cloved Apple Stew, Dark Autumn Spice
JERRY
Arachnid - Beard Butter - Venom-Dripped Tobacco, Cloved Apple Stew, Dark Autumn Spice

Long lasting fragrance, keeps my beard soft, and helps keep it under control.

The Musketeer - Beard Balm - Valiant Dark Walnut, Roguish Cognac, Smoldering Gunpowder
NATHAN FRAPPIER
The Musketeer - Beard Balm - Valiant Dark Walnut, Roguish Cognac, Smoldering Gunpowder
Fantastic

The sent is great, last all day. Can't wait to try other ones

The Lumberjack - Beard Oil - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods
ProducerJayce
The Lumberjack - Beard Oil - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods
Too many compliments?

I have been following Fable for a while on IG. I saw an ad for The Lumberjack. I realized, currently have any dessert scented oils. I was looking forward to trying not only a new scent, but a new company.
After giving them my beard, a good wash and dry I put in my new beard oil. My daughter said I smelled like a pinecone. The girl at work said I smelled like Christmas. Two days later, the scent was still very strong in my beard. People are still giving me compliments.
My entire room smells like maple syrup. My beard feels great, I’ve noticed a lack of beard dandruff. And if that girl at work does not stop complementing me, my wife may have to fight her.
Thanks a lot, Fable!

The Crusader - Beard Butter - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
DeRon Steward
The Crusader - Beard Butter - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
wonderful scent

aa I unpacked my supplies the scent invites you to take a journey through nature. very intriguing and addictive I might add. lasts a very long time which is surprising. I have noticed my beard becoming smoother and fuller than it ever has.

The Grower - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
G.
The Grower - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Grower

I've enjoyed this scent . It's smooth.

Arachnid - Beard Oil - Venom-Dripped Tobacco, Cloved Apple Stew, Dark Autumn Spice
HALEY ADAMS
Arachnid - Beard Oil - Venom-Dripped Tobacco, Cloved Apple Stew, Dark Autumn Spice
Perfect fall scent!

Bought this for my boyfriend and he absolutely loves it

Marshfellow - Beard Oil - Toasted Graham Cracker, Charred Marshmallow, Molten Chocolate
Michael Drayer
Marshfellow - Beard Oil - Toasted Graham Cracker, Charred Marshmallow, Molten Chocolate
One of My New Favs!

Hope this one comes back next year! This one is one of my new favorites in my regular rotation!

Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
j.P.
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla

The best out of the 3 would purchase again

The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Jeff Moore
The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Love it

Great scent. Great product all around would definitely buy again and recommend to everyone.

The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Jody Benbrook
The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Simply Irresistible!!!!!!

The smell is perfect. I love it, my wife loves it I can honestly say that it is home run.

The Slasher - Beard Oil - Spiced Rum Cake, Smoldering Citrus, Splintered Wood and Sinister Cinnamon
Jacob
The Slasher - Beard Oil - Spiced Rum Cake, Smoldering Citrus, Splintered Wood and Sinister Cinnamon

Great oil and great scent!

The Slasher - Beard Wash - Spiced Rum Cake, Smoldering Citrus, Splintered Wood and Sinister Cinnamon
Jacob
The Slasher - Beard Wash - Spiced Rum Cake, Smoldering Citrus, Splintered Wood and Sinister Cinnamon

Very good scent and high quality!

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