Beard Conditioners

Don't let the desert of daily life dry and fry your magnificent whiskers! Moisturize, replenish, strengthen, and more with our beard conditioner fit for an adventurer like you!

Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Highlander - Deodorant - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Jon Choate
The Highlander - Deodorant - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Unique

Pleasant unique smell.

The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Deodorant
Kevin Prestenbach
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Deodorant
Best deodorant ever!!

I have fallen in love with every scent of deodorant I’ve tried from Fable. They small fantastic, they last all day! The best in the business!! I’ll be a Fable customer for life!! #FABLERULES

The Baker - Beard Butter - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Adam
The Baker - Beard Butter - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

I loved this! Smells amazing! I won’t say it’s doughnut scented, but more of a spiced maple, with hints of vanilla.

The Baker - Beard Balm - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Adam
The Baker - Beard Balm - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

I loved this! Smells amazing! I won’t say it’s doughnut scented, but more of a spiced maple, with hints of vanilla.

The Marksman - Cologne - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Jennifer
The Marksman - Cologne - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

I love this pine and outdoorsy forest scent. One of my favs!!

Wizard Reward 2024
Jerry
Wizard Reward 2024

Phenomenal box. I wasnt sure about the Nebulite, but it is better than I anticipated. Not too strong on the cucumber. 👍🏻

The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Jerry
The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence

Really excited about this scent. Will go well with last summer’s scents.

$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Brian Richmond
$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Thank you!

To start, I wanted to say thank you to fable! The megabox included a laundry list worth of great products. Included were items that I probably wouldn’t have bought on my own and some that I really wanted to try. For the items that I probably would not have purchased on my own, I’m still glad to have received them and will definitely give them a try. These items were the deodorant and cologne spray. The other items were great, smelled great, and will be put to good use! Thank you fable!

Dr. Slumber - Leave-In Beard Conditioner - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Jordan Schroeder
Dr. Slumber - Leave-In Beard Conditioner - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Makes you look forward to going to bed!

The scent is so calming and pleasant I look forward to my nightly routine before bed. Then in the middle of the night if I wake up I still smell it the whole time and can’t get enough! Not to mention how soft my beard feels the whole time. :)

Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
~ Michael
Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Dr. Wolf Beard Butter tames savage beards.

I've tried most of Fable's scent offerings & I have enjoyed them all, but Dr. Wolf is my absolute favorite.
It reminds me of when I was a little guy & I would go with my Grandfather & Father to the neighborhood tobacco shop.

Dr. Wolf Beard Butter's dark, rich aroma lasts all day & night. It makes my beard feel so soft. I've received many compliments on how wonderful my beard looks & smells.

Treat your beard, yourself & the others around you and buy some Dr. Wolf beard butter.

$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Ken Raisor Jr
$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Dr. Wolf: Outstanding!

This was my first beard oil purchase ever. I've been using Dr Wolf for about a week now, and my beard went from broom bristles to a soft mane. It smells so good that my wife won't leave me alone. Thanks, Fable!

The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Larry Whorrall
The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
The Scribe Scent and oil.

Great scent very chocolate mocha really good beard oil would suggest to buy again.

The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Toad
The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
The good stuff

I really like this scent. The pine comes through very well can't detect the cedar but that could be my old nose. At 65 I just don't smell things as well.

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Edgardo
The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

Well packed.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Wash - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Antonio Genovesi
Dr. Wolf - Beard Wash - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Love it.

The smell is awesome and it works great.

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