Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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Dr. Slumber - Leave-In Beard Conditioner - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Joe Dix
Dr. Slumber - Leave-In Beard Conditioner - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Love the leave in conditioner.

The conditioner is non-greasy, easy to apply, and absorbs quickly. The scent is calming and a go-to of the Fable line when you want to decompress. I only wish they had it in more scents.

The Baker - Beard Wash - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Jeff G.
The Baker - Beard Wash - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Excellent Scent!

Effectively cleans my beard and leaves a nice, pleasant, donut-shop smell.

The Teacher - Berry Scented Beard Wash
Nicholas Nikitopoulos
The Teacher - Berry Scented Beard Wash
Very nice

I’ve ordered 2 scents so far…. Both are great… I will be ordering more.

The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Francis Donovan
The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Awsome

The smell is just awsome. Wife loves it. A great quality product as always.

Captain Crimson - Conditioner - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Arturo
Captain Crimson - Conditioner - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla

Perfect love it

The Wizard - Beard Butter - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Arturo
The Wizard - Beard Butter - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks

Perfect

Adam Gray
Fable Beard Co.
Mushroom King

Let me first say clearly, I'm usually not a fan of sage. Nothing wrong with it, but it's just not been my cup of tea. But as soon as I opened this product, the combination of sage with nutmeg and oak made me want to play a few tracks from Iron Butterfly while sitting in the cool summer breeze. The soothing scent and relaxing vibes from the Mushroom King immediately sent it to the top 5 of my list. This needs...nay...this MUST be a mainline scent.

Travis Nash
Fable Beard Co.
Lightning Rod is exactly as advertised

Lightning Rod is exactly as advertised. Idk why i waited so long on this mainline scent when it hastge scent profile I love. Also it made everyone around me crave fruity pebbles so im sure their stock rose significantly just from those encounters. Upon first wear it made its way to my top 5 shelf and thats no simple task. If you love the cereal and have a thing for cherries then this is the most perfect scent for you. If you don't then shame on you lol

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Mitchell Butler
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Great scent

Lasts for a while and my wife enjoys when I wear it too.

The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
TOBIAS HYTONEN
The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
DJINN SCENTED OIL

WONDERFUL SCENT MY WIIFE LIKES THIS ONE BEST AND I GOT 3 OTHERS. I HOWEVER LIKE ALL OF THEM.

The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Cory
The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

Love them! My beard feels great and the scents are amazing!

Shawn Moore
Fable Beard Co.
Great smelling beard oils!

I wasn't sure how these beard oils were going to smell and wear in my beard, but they did not disappoint. They smell a bit strong initially but then they ease into the day with a gentle lasting scent that doesn't scare people off. I love the 3 oils I got.

Popawalker
Fable Beard Co.
The Claus Beard Butter and Beard oil

The first product I got was The Claus Beard Butter and Beard oil. It has a very pleasant aroma my wife likes. Hope it comes back out before the Christmas season this year.

Mushroom King - Beard Oil - Mystical Clary Sage, Cozy Nutmeg, Wild Red Oak
Dennis Kotmel
Mushroom King - Beard Oil - Mystical Clary Sage, Cozy Nutmeg, Wild Red Oak
Mushroom King is a true King!

Amazingly fresh and clean scent with a great masculine undertone that lasts. Always gets compliments when worn. Hope this one sticks around and takes it’s place as a mainline scent!

The Leprechaun - Ultimate Bundle - Green Clover, Fresh Rosemary, Black Pepper, and Irish Mist
Paul Zalewski
The Leprechaun - Ultimate Bundle - Green Clover, Fresh Rosemary, Black Pepper, and Irish Mist
Love it

Definitely a good earthy spring scent loved it

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