Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Butcher - Beard Oil - Warm Cocoa Butter, Black Cardamom, Old Tanned Leather
Tim Rieker
The Butcher - Beard Oil - Warm Cocoa Butter, Black Cardamom, Old Tanned Leather
OMG

Tried the butcher and I think I found a go to scent after the Rum Runner. You guys make an amazing product and I will always go to Fable for my beard needs. My wife has stolen my Hero oil for her hair and loves it. So two very satisfied adventurers,thank you.

The Grower - Beard Balm - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
@JFurman631
The Grower - Beard Balm - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
"The Grower"

Such a fresh scent, perfect for the season... The pipe smoking character, doesn't hurt either IMO. Really a well made product! it's not my first, and certainly will not be my last.

The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
@JFurman631
The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
"The Grower"

Such a fresh scent, perfect for the season... The pipe smoking character, doesn't hurt either IMO. Really a well made product! it's not my first, and certainly will not be my last.

The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Richard Stadterman
The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Highway hunter

this smells like fall. This was my first order but not last

Mystery Gift
Michael Nagle
Mystery Gift
A surprise hit!

I was given a mystery gift with my order, Cupid and it was a beard butter! I was so impressed and love the scent.
I really wish Fable would print the 3 scent profiles they used on the product labels. It would really help you remember them, and help pair the scents with like scents, etc. I find myself constantly needing to go check the scent on their site if I want to remember what a certain smell was from.

Jack-O-Lantern - Beard Oil - Sugared Pecans, Pumpkin Muffins, Dark Roast Coffee
Allen
Jack-O-Lantern - Beard Oil - Sugared Pecans, Pumpkin Muffins, Dark Roast Coffee
Yes, I'd like that pumpkin bread with my coffee, thanks!

If you like coffee scents, then you'll like it for sure! BUT if The Scribe was too coffee forward for you, then this will probably hit the mark. The balance of the muffin and other scents really bring the coffee back into a "less overpowering" mix! Smells like a fall themed Cafe!

Nightcrawler - Beard Balm - Citrus Vanilla Grotto, Fiery Clove, Cranberry Bite
Travis K
Nightcrawler - Beard Balm - Citrus Vanilla Grotto, Fiery Clove, Cranberry Bite
Back in the game!!

This product has my beard feeling and smelling awesome!!

The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Thomas Salmonsen
The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
The apple tree

This scent is my favorite it's light enough not to be over powering but stoing enough to keep people asking near by. "I SMELL APPLES" my wife loves it

The Druid - Beard Balm - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
Jeff risinger
The Druid - Beard Balm - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
Favorite one so far

This form some reason smells different everytime I wear it. Wife says the same thing. My favorite thus far.

The Lumberjack - Beard Oil - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods
Jerry
The Lumberjack - Beard Oil - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods
Sweet

lumber Jack is a great sweet scent, but not too sweet. I’m glad I tried this one. 👍🏻🥞

The Butcher - Beard Butter - Warm Cocoa Butter, Black Cardamom, Old Tanned Leather
Joe Swisher
The Butcher - Beard Butter - Warm Cocoa Butter, Black Cardamom, Old Tanned Leather
Fable is the real product

I just started using Fable products about a month ago and I love the sents and the butter is by far my favorite

The Harvester - Beard Conditioner - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Lindsey Hand
The Harvester - Beard Conditioner - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Smells amazing

My fiancé got the entire package with this scent and it smells amazing and his beard feels nice! So far he does like it.

The Hatchet - Beard Butter - Mountain Resin, Dried Fir Needles, Smoldering Embers
Clifton Kirk
The Hatchet - Beard Butter - Mountain Resin, Dried Fir Needles, Smoldering Embers
Hatchet beard butter

Very nice scent on this one and as always superior product leaves beard smelling good and feeling soft

Jack-O-Lantern - Beard Oil - Sugared Pecans, Pumpkin Muffins, Dark Roast Coffee
Scott
Jack-O-Lantern - Beard Oil - Sugared Pecans, Pumpkin Muffins, Dark Roast Coffee

Smells strongly of coffee and then the candied pecans lasts app day. Love this.

Jack-O-Lantern - Beard Butter - Sugared Pecans, Pumpkin Muffins, Dark Roast Coffee
Scott
Jack-O-Lantern - Beard Butter - Sugared Pecans, Pumpkin Muffins, Dark Roast Coffee

Smells strongly of coffee and then the candied pecans lasts app day. Love this.

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