Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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Malt Shop Marty - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Whipped Cream Swirl
DANIEL E BRYANT
Malt Shop Marty - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Whipped Cream Swirl
Malt shop Marty beard oil and butter kit

Absolutely love it.

Dr. Slumber - Beard Oil - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Mackenzie
Dr. Slumber - Beard Oil - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean

Smells like a subtle sweet, soft lavender. Not super feminine either, it’s unisex but on the softer side. My favorite scent out of all the ones we bought so far. When he walks by, I have to stop and ask to smell his beard because it smells so good.

Dr. Slumber - Beard Balm - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Mackenzie
Dr. Slumber - Beard Balm - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean

Smells like a subtle sweet, soft lavender. Not super feminine either, unisex but on the softer side. It’s probably my favorite scent out of all the ones we’ve bought so far.

Shatterling - Cologne - Radiant Safflower, Sparkling Macintosh Apple, Hot Red Berries
Paul Sweatt
Shatterling - Cologne - Radiant Safflower, Sparkling Macintosh Apple, Hot Red Berries
This stuff is mint

The apple and berries really go well together

The Spartan - Beard Balm - Frankincense, Myrrh, Sage, and Ocean Mist
Paul Sweatt
The Spartan - Beard Balm - Frankincense, Myrrh, Sage, and Ocean Mist
This stuff is fantastic

the herbs really pair well together

The Distiller - Beard Conditioner - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Stanley C Cole
The Distiller - Beard Conditioner - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Distiller is my favorite

I have six bottles of different washes along with their matching conditioners waiting for their turn right now. I have tried just about every scent, but The Distiller is still my favorite.

The Patriot - Beard Butter - Southern Pecan Pie, Fresh Spring Berries, and Creamy Vanilla
Thomas
The Patriot - Beard Butter - Southern Pecan Pie, Fresh Spring Berries, and Creamy Vanilla

Delicious fragrance!

World Eater - Cologne - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
Brant
World Eater - Cologne - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog

The scent is wonderful

Lucksmith - Beard Conditioner - Summer Rain, Golden Cardamom, Musky Cashmeran
Jimmie Brandon
Lucksmith - Beard Conditioner - Summer Rain, Golden Cardamom, Musky Cashmeran
Rich

Surprisingly robust, but not overpowering. Product itself works wonderfully, spread smoothly and evenly and left everything soft and manageable.

The Troll - Deodorant - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Marc Nocerino
The Troll - Deodorant - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Fresh, clean, mystical

I love the Troll beard oil, and I thought it would make a great deodorant scent, too. I was not mistaken. The Troll has such a fresh, clean scent that works really well in a deo. And of course, the deodorant itself is long-lasting. The scent is subtle (compared to my Highlander deo at least), but more importantly there is no underarm funk, even a full 24 hours later. I don't know how Fable does it, but these are literally the longest lasting, best smelling deodorants I've ever used.

The Imagineer - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood
Joe Dix
The Imagineer - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood
Roasty toasty

The scent is great; a roasty aroma permeates the entire scent. The marshmallow is inviting, and the sandalwood rounds everything out with maybe a touch of citrus. Your beard will thank you.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Luke K.
Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Amazing smell, give it time!

This beard balm starts out VERY fruit-heavy. After working it into my beard (a little goes a long way!), it sort of blends into the other scents and creates this incredible aroma. I purchased three different scents, and this one was my experimental one. I definitely chose right! I will be ordering this one again!

The Baker - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Dean Newhard (Santa)
The Baker - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Awesome Conditioner

The conditioners I order from Fable are just awesome. They leave your beard feeling smooth and soft and the scents are fantastic. I have a lot of comment when I am out and about as Santa on the “sugar cookie” scent that my beard has.
This last scent I ordered (the Baker) is very appealing and as always leaves my beard feeling great and manageable. Take it from a guy who has to have a good looking beard 365 days a year, it’s an awesome product!!

The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Cameron Staatz
The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Smells great !!!

This is my absolute favorite scent now. And everywhere I go I get compliments about how good I smell. I love the Djinn beard oil and beard butter !!!

The Hero - Beard Wash - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Tim P.
The Hero - Beard Wash - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Fable is great

Ships fast, smells good and the beard feels great

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