Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Witch Doctor - Beard Oil - Smoked Mango, Island Breeze, Dark Musk
Paul Sweatt
The Witch Doctor - Beard Oil - Smoked Mango, Island Breeze, Dark Musk
I love the mango scent

This has to be one of my favorite beard oils. I love mixing it with Rum Runner .

The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
DeRon
The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice

Just got my package and im extremely impressed by the scent. I feel as if im rummaging through the deep forest preparing for the treacherous journey thst lies ahead. It has a real spicy yet earthly smell with lavender accents. This truly is an amazing scent.

The Lumberjack - Beard Butter - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods
Alexander Cook
The Lumberjack - Beard Butter - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods
Sweat is key

I work a haunted house and while wearing a mask and layered costume, I get insanely sweaty. A customer coming through walked up and sniffed me and had nothing but good things to say about it.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
chris
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

Love this smell ! My favorite scent yet!

The Highway Hunter - Beard Wash - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Robert Taylor
The Highway Hunter - Beard Wash - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow

The Highway Hunter - Beard Wash - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow

The Highway Hunter - Beard Butter - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Cody. K
The Highway Hunter - Beard Butter - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Great stuff

Works great and smells awesome. I look forward everyday to use this stuff

The Harvester - Beard Butter - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
David
The Harvester - Beard Butter - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze

So I got two different kinds, and I like the way it makes my beard smell. It’s not strong, but is there and they also makes my beard shiny, but not like too shiny.

Nightcrawler - Beard Oil - Citrus Vanilla Grotto, Fiery Clove, Cranberry Bite
Jerry
Nightcrawler - Beard Oil - Citrus Vanilla Grotto, Fiery Clove, Cranberry Bite

Great scent fir the summer or all year.

Chupacabra - Beard Oil - Spicy Margarita, Mild Chili Peppers, Flaky Salt, Cactus Flower
Jerry
Chupacabra - Beard Oil - Spicy Margarita, Mild Chili Peppers, Flaky Salt, Cactus Flower

The spicy and delicate scent, works great.

Corpsicle - Beard Conditioner - Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, Infectious Vanilla
Jerry
Corpsicle - Beard Conditioner - Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, Infectious Vanilla

Pair well with the wash! 👍🏻

Corpsicle - Beard Wash - Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, Infectious Vanilla
Jerry
Corpsicle - Beard Wash - Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, Infectious Vanilla

The best scent of the summer - my absolute favorite.

Nightcrawler - Beard Conditioner - Citrus Vanilla Grotto, Fiery Clove, Cranberry Bite
Jerry
Nightcrawler - Beard Conditioner - Citrus Vanilla Grotto, Fiery Clove, Cranberry Bite

Great scent with the oil, butter & balm.

Nightcrawler - Beard Balm - Citrus Vanilla Grotto, Fiery Clove, Cranberry Bite
Jerry
Nightcrawler - Beard Balm - Citrus Vanilla Grotto, Fiery Clove, Cranberry Bite

Goes geeat with the oil, my second favorite scent of the summer.

Chupacabra - Beard Butter - Spicy Margarita, Mild Chili Peppers, Flaky Salt, Cactus Flower
Jerry
Chupacabra - Beard Butter - Spicy Margarita, Mild Chili Peppers, Flaky Salt, Cactus Flower

Just a touch spicy, very nice.

Nightcrawler - Beard Oil - Citrus Vanilla Grotto, Fiery Clove, Cranberry Bite
Jerry
Nightcrawler - Beard Oil - Citrus Vanilla Grotto, Fiery Clove, Cranberry Bite

One of rhe top scents of the summer.

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