Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Butcher - Beard Oil - Warm Cocoa Butter, Black Cardamom, Old Tanned Leather
K C Marshall
The Butcher - Beard Oil - Warm Cocoa Butter, Black Cardamom, Old Tanned Leather
Smells Amazing!

My husband gets compliments when we are out. I love the scent because it is a fresh, clean scent with a touch of bakery. My favorite so far.

The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Timothy Langhoff
The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Highway Hunter is amazing

I have bought a lot of oils from fable beard, I recommend them to everybody. This scent is in my top three favorite, it’s fresh and crisp with a hidden undertone of vanilla. Added bonus it turns my wife on😉 the picture is just some of my collection, the Highway Hunter is second from the left, amazing scent!!

The Carney - Beard Oil - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Black Lung Billy
The Carney - Beard Oil - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Come take a spin on a Carney ride !

Bought a vial of Carney beard oil and let me tell ya boys this stuff right here is the truth. Leaves my beard luscious and smelling great ! I work in a coal mine and the scent lasts all day and my brothers can smell me coming from 3 blocks away. The wife loves it and so do I. Thanks Fable. This was my first order but definitely not my last. Legitimately excited to try out other scents!

Dr. Wolf - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Daniel Terry
Dr. Wolf - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
SOOOOO good

Great quality and even better scent.

The Marionette - Beard Balm - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke
Roland Robert
The Marionette - Beard Balm - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke
Awesome in a bottle.

Love the scent. The oil and beard balm give softness and control to my mane.

Forager - Beard Oil - Frosted Maple Glaze, Pecan Praline, Mulled Apple Cider
Zachary
Forager - Beard Oil - Frosted Maple Glaze, Pecan Praline, Mulled Apple Cider

Great Scent!!!!

The Highway Hunter - Beard Butter - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
John Joy
The Highway Hunter - Beard Butter - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Love the scent

Perfect scent for the season. Wife loves it!

Hitchhiker - Cologne - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass
Ryan Kellenbenz
Hitchhiker - Cologne - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass

Hitchhiker - Cologne - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass

The Dollmaker - Beard Oil - Warm Butterscotch, Buttered Rum, Candy Corn, & Creamy Caramel
Southern Samurai
The Dollmaker - Beard Oil - Warm Butterscotch, Buttered Rum, Candy Corn, & Creamy Caramel
Great smell!

This smells better than a bowl full of grandma's hard candy. Went with ultimate bundle and all the doll makers scent are great. This is def in my Christmas scent rotation.

Jack-O-Lantern - Beard Conditioner - Sugared Pecans, Pumpkin Muffins, Dark Roast Coffee
Mike T.
Jack-O-Lantern - Beard Conditioner - Sugared Pecans, Pumpkin Muffins, Dark Roast Coffee
Fall Coffee House Vibes!

Absolutely warm and rich scent profile. Smells like fresh bakery items and coffee next to pumpkin pie. Absolute favorite in the fall/winter time!

Jack-O-Lantern - Beard Balm - Sugared Pecans, Pumpkin Muffins, Dark Roast Coffee
April Jasso
Jack-O-Lantern - Beard Balm - Sugared Pecans, Pumpkin Muffins, Dark Roast Coffee
Always amazing products

I've been buying from this company for years and love everything. Highly recommend.

The Carney - Beard Oil - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Derek Cutter
The Carney - Beard Oil - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Carney

Great product and smells amazing like you're at the carnival

The Pioneer - Beard Oil - Apple Butter, Toasted Marshmallow, and Vanilla Liquor
Justin West
The Pioneer - Beard Oil - Apple Butter, Toasted Marshmallow, and Vanilla Liquor
Addictive

This scent is the one that started my Fable addiction. Expertly crafted where all of the notes have presence. It settles to a delicious 🤤 apple butter. Lasts all day. Warning: may cause you to crave apple treats!!

Captain Crimson - Beard Butter - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Ken
Captain Crimson - Beard Butter - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Smells great

I absolutely love Captain Crimson, I love it so much i ordered another oil and cologne and beard wash. Another great one from Fable.

Forager - Beard Oil - Frosted Maple Glaze, Pecan Praline, Mulled Apple Cider
EP
Forager - Beard Oil - Frosted Maple Glaze, Pecan Praline, Mulled Apple Cider
One of my absolute favorites.

Bought many products from this scent I absolutely love it. Smells like candied pecans with some extra spices.

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