Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Anthony Dondero
The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Getting compliments

The beard oil smells amazing, and people have noticed. I've gotten a lot of compliments on it. It's also made my beard soft and shiny.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Balm - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Benjamin Cole
Dr. Wolf - Beard Balm - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Awesome

Perfect blend of sweet and masculine scents. Feels great in my beard and scent lastsand has good projection.

Stoneheart - Cologne - Warm Marzipan, Pureed Strawberries, Fragrant Stonefruit
Jason Stewart
Stoneheart - Cologne - Warm Marzipan, Pureed Strawberries, Fragrant Stonefruit

Love it, mad I couldn’t get a butter

Stoneheart - Beard Conditioner - Warm Marzipan, Pureed Strawberries, Fragrant Stonefruit
Paul Sweatt
Stoneheart - Beard Conditioner - Warm Marzipan, Pureed Strawberries, Fragrant Stonefruit
Love the strawberry scent

I bought the ultimate bundle after getting the oil and balm because I loved the scent so much. The ladies at the gym love it too. 😁

Dr. Slumber - Beard Balm - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Cory Silcox
Dr. Slumber - Beard Balm - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Dr . slumber

Smells clean and fresh , leaves beard thick and full

The Hero - Beard Butter - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
John Parrott
The Hero - Beard Butter - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Great scent

The Hero beard butter has an awesome sent that lasts a long time.

The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Donald Montoya
The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Another hit!

Fable's ability to take four different scent profiles and blend them into something phenomenal just never ceases to amaze me, this is a good one guys!

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Edward Schulz
The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
The Baker

I recently purchased The Baker oil and beard butter and I am REALLY loving the feel and scent of my rougish beard. The scent is light, but lasts all day! Y'all got me hooked!

Mushroom King - Beard Butter - Mystical Clary Sage, Cozy Nutmeg, Wild Red Oak
Zach Hughes
Mushroom King - Beard Butter - Mystical Clary Sage, Cozy Nutmeg, Wild Red Oak
Mushroom King

Such a great scent that also delivers excellent benefits to the condition of your beard! Fable once again delivers a hit!

The Undertow - Beard Balm - Palm Tree Woods, Oceanic Musk, Peppered Bergamot, and Mossy Sea Caves
Jeff T
The Undertow - Beard Balm - Palm Tree Woods, Oceanic Musk, Peppered Bergamot, and Mossy Sea Caves
Undertow

If you love aquatic cologne scents this is the balm for you. I am thrilled they brought this one back so I could restock. One of my favorite scents

The Bard - Beard Oil - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
Marc Nocerino
The Bard - Beard Oil - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
Bard in the Beard, the scent multi-tiered

Okay, I couldn't help but wax poetic and give a little rhyme when writing about The Bard! The smells are nuanced, layered. It starts with a sweetness; freshly unwrapped bubble gum, a hint of cherry syrup...and then... the aroma of cola surges strong and commanding. Demanding attention to its sweet and spicy fragrance. This melds and mellows into the lingering after aroma of spiced rum and the briny, oceany breeze of salt on the air. Truly a synergistic poem of scent and experience.
Highly recommended by yours truly, for beards both tame and unruly.

The Spartan - Beard Oil - Frankincense, Myrrh, Sage, and Ocean Mist
Matt
The Spartan - Beard Oil - Frankincense, Myrrh, Sage, and Ocean Mist

I love the Spartan Beard Oil! The Frankincense and Myrrh is balanced perfect with the Oceanic smell.

The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Ronnie B.
The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
The Scribe - Beard Oil

Really great scent. Chocolate is the prominent note and it’s fantastic.

The Scribe - Deodorant - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Ronnie B.
The Scribe - Deodorant - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
The Scribe - Deodorant

The Scribe Deodorant smells so good. It is a must-try scent.

The Imagineer - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood
L.H.
The Imagineer - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood

Love this scent.

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