Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Warlock - Deodorant - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Jordan Johnson
The Warlock - Deodorant - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist

The Warlock - Deodorant - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist

Dr. Wolf - Cologne - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Pamela Green
Dr. Wolf - Cologne - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

Dr Wolf rock

Summer Scaries - Limited Edition Free Gift
Michael
Summer Scaries - Limited Edition Free Gift

Loved the oil

The Wizard - Body Wash - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Michael
The Wizard - Body Wash - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks

Great smell

Jon Costello
Fable Beard Co.

I needed a change. I've been juggling a variety of brands and smashing scents together. Far cry from victimhood, but I wanted all my products to be good and smell alike. I fated upon FBC for the first time during the Fathers Day BOGO event and I dropped $$$ on an Ultimate Bundle so I could get another. I don't regret a dollar spent.

These are not cheap, beard-withering products. I noticed a fuller beard immediately. The Undertow smells fantastic and I'm just as excited for when I run out of it all, so I can get with The Distiller. Thanks, dudes. I'll be back in a while for some more. The beard and I have a lot of questing to do.

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
William Stearns
The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Great scent

Love this scent! Only negative is the scent keeps me hungry. I’d say it’s too successful at living up to its name

The Scientist - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Key Lime Verbena, Spiced Graham Crunch, Vanilla Citrus Cream
John Mccraine
The Scientist - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Key Lime Verbena, Spiced Graham Crunch, Vanilla Citrus Cream
The graham shines

Great scent! Graham really comes through and holds up awhile even when the weather is sweltering!

Ken Keene
Fable Beard Co.
Always excellent product with new scents coming

Always excellent product with new scents coming out faster than I can keep up with purchasing new sense

The Spartan - Beard Conditioner - Frankincense, Myrrh, Sage, and Ocean Mist
Michael Shannon
The Spartan - Beard Conditioner - Frankincense, Myrrh, Sage, and Ocean Mist
Spartan - Great Scent

I was hopeful that I'd like Spartan, but wasn't sure. I love it. It's different than my other other oils from Fable, but the scent is great. Always happy with my products from Fable.
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The Appalachian - Beard Oil - Homestead Honey Cream, Black Mountain Coffee, Rustic Maple Leaf
Jeremy Rockstroh
The Appalachian - Beard Oil - Homestead Honey Cream, Black Mountain Coffee, Rustic Maple Leaf
Great Scent!!

This is my current go to scent. I work retail and get numerous comments wondering what im wearing.

The Warlock - Deodorant - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
D.D.
The Warlock - Deodorant - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist

Better and longer lasting then Carpe, the scent is a bit week... But still better by far then any other brand I've tried. 9.5/10

Summer Scaries - Limited Edition Free Gift
D.D.
Summer Scaries - Limited Edition Free Gift

Quality product, but the scent is week. 9.4/10

The Warlock - Deodorant - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
D.D.
The Warlock - Deodorant - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist

Better and longer lasting then Carpe, the scent is a bit week... But still better by far then any other brand I've tried. 9.5/10

The Distiller - Cologne - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Brian G
The Distiller - Cologne - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
The Distiller Cologne

I can't even begin to describe how amazing this smells. If love woodsy, bourbon scent profiles, this is a must try!! I get tons of compliments when I wear this and it lasts all day. Love it!!!

The Keeper - Beard Oil - Exotic Tobacco, Citrus Zest, Ancient Woods, and Spicy Patchouli
Kevin C.
The Keeper - Beard Oil - Exotic Tobacco, Citrus Zest, Ancient Woods, and Spicy Patchouli
This one is a keeper!

I wasn't sure what to think with tobacco and citrus, but it works and it works well. Its a great signiture Fable colonge tobacco scent.
It is as good as it sounds!

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