Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Warlock - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Justin Delzer
The Warlock - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Warlock

Amazing scent!!!

The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Justin Cole
The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Awesome scent!

I love this scent. Probably my favorite so far. I really like the Distiller but I think the Highway Hunter has dethrone him!

The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Wash
Brandon
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Wash

I like It

The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Oil & Butter Kit
Brandon
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Oil & Butter Kit

I like it

The Lumberjack - Beard Oil - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods
Turner Sonneborn
The Lumberjack - Beard Oil - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods
Amazing!

Got this as my first scent and man oh man I would fight anyone who tried to take this from me! Sweet and perfect!

The Scarecrow - Beard Butter - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
GREEK ORTHODOX CHURCH
The Scarecrow - Beard Butter - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves

The Scarecrow - Beard Butter - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves

The Illustrator - Cologne - Sunlit Oak, Honeyed Resin, Ambrosial Nectar
Andrew matheny
The Illustrator - Cologne - Sunlit Oak, Honeyed Resin, Ambrosial Nectar
Illustrator bundle

I absolutely love it!!!!

The Scarecrow - Beard Oil - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
Heath Ramey
The Scarecrow - Beard Oil - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
This is fantastic!

The smell last long, smells magical and makes me feel like a wizard pondering his orbs while in the midst of a corn field harvest near by. Can’t recommend it enough.

Rum Runner - Beard Oil - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
Alondo Pierce
Rum Runner - Beard Oil - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut

Rum Runner - Beard Oil - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut

The Teacher - Beard Oil - Fresh Apples, Wild Berries, and Creamy Vanilla
Tim
The Teacher - Beard Oil - Fresh Apples, Wild Berries, and Creamy Vanilla
Nice scent

Fun and nice scent cool oil combos

The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Michael Rhoads
The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Harvester

This is a great spiced apple vibe for me. Definitely need more

The Highlander - Beard Oil - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Ted Musser
The Highlander - Beard Oil - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Wifey loves this one

I can't keep her off of me when wearing this one. Love the way it smells.

The Refresher - Beard Wash - Gunpowder & Lemonade
Ron Refugio
The Refresher - Beard Wash - Gunpowder & Lemonade
Lemon and gunpowder

I bought the bundle set in addition to Lightening Rod set. I have been searching for beard products that help nurture the skin and beard itself. Came across the ad for the LR and like strong scents so I figured I would give it a try. Stumbled on the Refresher and after seeing the scent profile of lemon and gunpowder, I was intrigued. I love citrus scent and I competitive shoot so O gave it a shot. The scent lasts for a few hours. The oil, butter and balm do not leave an oily residue. The deodorant doesn’t irritate my armpit which normally happens when I switch. The cologne ins a nice touch to keep the smell coming.

Will definitely be back for more.

The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Tim Hendrickson
The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Ciderrific!

Smells refreshing with a lingering scent of apple cider.

The Highway Hunter - Beard Butter - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Michael Rhoads
The Highway Hunter - Beard Butter - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Highway hunter

Highway hunter is the best fall scent by far

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