Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Tommy Koufaliotis
The Firefly - Beard Oil - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
The Firefly beard oil

Beard oil smelled amazing and like a lemon scent. Loved the oud note in there as well. Can’t go wrong with lemon, oud, and aloe. Would purchase again.

The Highway Hunter - Beard Conditioner - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Stephanie Stidham
The Highway Hunter - Beard Conditioner - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Love

If I drown in this scent I'd die happy 😁. I wish this was on the lady side for lotion and everything cause I am seriously in love with it

The Carney - Beard Oil - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Joseph
The Carney - Beard Oil - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco

Product is great

The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Trevor Craig
The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte

Beard oil

The Lunatic - Beard Oil - Tonka Bean, Vanilla Mist, Warm Spices
Shellie D Slatzer
The Lunatic - Beard Oil - Tonka Bean, Vanilla Mist, Warm Spices

The Lunatic - Beard Oil - Tonka Bean, Vanilla Mist, Warm Spices

The Dutchman - Beard Oil - Open Sea, Dark Oak Planks, Ghastly Lime & Coconut, Haunting Musk
Frank
The Dutchman - Beard Oil - Open Sea, Dark Oak Planks, Ghastly Lime & Coconut, Haunting Musk

Love this company

The Slasher - Beard Conditioner - Spiced Rum Cake, Smoldering Citrus, Splintered Wood and Sinister Cinnamon
Frank
The Slasher - Beard Conditioner - Spiced Rum Cake, Smoldering Citrus, Splintered Wood and Sinister Cinnamon

As usual, great delivery and product

Nightcrawler - Beard Oil - Citrus Vanilla Grotto, Fiery Clove, Cranberry Bite
Hasnat Moughal
Nightcrawler - Beard Oil - Citrus Vanilla Grotto, Fiery Clove, Cranberry Bite
One of my favorite scents

I’ve tried a lot of beard oils but this one takes the cake. This brand has amazing branding and visuals and I love how the bottles look. They have a nice dropper and the oil works well and smells AMAZING

The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Wade
The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
The Marksman beard oil

Amazing scent profile. Number 2 on my list of favorites. If it lasted a little longer it could even be a tie for my favorite. Hopefully this one never goes away.

The Baker - Deodorant - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Christopher Carrick
The Baker - Deodorant - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Baker deodorant

Warm sugar doughnut, what else do you need to know? 😁 Thing I love most about the deodorants is they smell great and last all day long, even more important they do not stain my shirts like a lot of others have. Also, I've used only gel deodorant in the past. This is the first deodorant I've ever used that wasn't a gel, sticks always irritated my skin something fierce. This does not, a definite win win

The Carney - Cologne - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Christopher Carrick
The Carney - Cologne - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Carney cologne

This is definitely one of the most fragrant colognes I've ever used, I get compliments all day at work from customers and coworkers alike asking what is that smell. It smells absolutely wonderful...the wife asked why do I smell kettle corn? Guys trust me, your significant other will love it to 👍

The Carney - Beard Butter - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Christopher Carrick
The Carney - Beard Butter - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Carney beard butter

What can I say? One of the best scents I've bought from y'all yet, my wife loves the smell of warm kettle corn in the morning when I leave for work, big plus. The scent lasts all day, and my beard is softer than it's ever been. A great product

Captain Crimson - Beard Wash - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
David Maggard
Captain Crimson - Beard Wash - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Captain Crimson Beard oil

Great product! Makes my beard and skin come alive. Added bonus- my wife loves the scent.

The Hatchet - Beard Butter - Mountain Resin, Dried Fir Needles, Smoldering Embers
Ross Matthews
The Hatchet - Beard Butter - Mountain Resin, Dried Fir Needles, Smoldering Embers
Best scent yet!

Manly scent not too sweet

The Lifeguard - Beard Oil - Pineapple Margarita, Creamy Vanilla & Golden Amber
William Cutcher
The Lifeguard - Beard Oil - Pineapple Margarita, Creamy Vanilla & Golden Amber
Summer Scents that just make sense

By far this is the best summer scent, I got so many compliments on a daily basis from others how good it smelled throughout the whole day!! Of course I had to buy up what I could at th end of summer sale!!

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