Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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Chupacabra - Beard Oil - Spicy Margarita, Mild Chili Peppers, Flaky Salt, Cactus Flower
Allen
Chupacabra - Beard Oil - Spicy Margarita, Mild Chili Peppers, Flaky Salt, Cactus Flower
It doesn't smell like how you think, it's better!

The cactus flower shines though the most, making it almost like a cologne. Then the lime notes come through when it warms and that little citrus scent carries over from time to time. All in all, I great all day wear!

Marshal - Cologne - Vanilla Tobacco, Cabin Logs, Forest Overgrowth
Michael N
Marshal - Cologne - Vanilla Tobacco, Cabin Logs, Forest Overgrowth
Another winner!

The Marshall is an awesome scent. It starts with a hit of vanilla and really calms to the smokey tobacco pipe sweetness that meshes well with an earthy undertone. Lots of compliments!

The Harvester - Deodorant - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Michael G.
The Harvester - Deodorant - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Best deodorant

This is probably one of the best deodorants I've used. It lasts longer than many I've used, it's not messy, the bee's wax feels great, and the smell is amazing. The best smelling deodorant I've ever owned.

The Firefly - Beard Balm - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Eric Powell
The Firefly - Beard Balm - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
Love it

One of my favorites

The Marksman - Cologne - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
T.B.
The Marksman - Cologne - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

HAD TO TRY THIS, LOVE THE SENT!

The Druid - Beard Butter - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
T.B.
The Druid - Beard Butter - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot

ALL TIME FAVORITE, PAIRS WITH MARKSMAN PERFECT!

The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
T.B.
The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

THIS PAIRS WITH DRUID AMAZINGLY!

The Druid - Beard Oil - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
T.B.
The Druid - Beard Oil - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot

This is by far my favorite out of all that I have tried. Almost cried when it went out of stock awhile ago. Thank you for keeping it, I will buy this all the time!

The Pioneer - Beard Butter - Apple Butter, Toasted Marshmallow, and Vanilla Liquor
DANIEL WHITENER
The Pioneer - Beard Butter - Apple Butter, Toasted Marshmallow, and Vanilla Liquor
Amazing scent

Out of all the Fall apple scents this one us one of the best. Downright decadent almost! The apple butter is strong with little whiffs of vanilla and marshmallow here and there. I wore it for an 8 hour work shift and it does lose steam around the 3 hour mark but you can still faintly smell it at the end of a work day. Not the strongest scent but not the lightest either. Personally, I wish it had a little more longevity but it's still solid and I'll gladly keep this in my Fall rotation.

The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Ron Ridgway
The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

Love the smells and the feel of my skin

Arachnid - Beard Oil - Venom-Dripped Tobacco, Cloved Apple Stew, Dark Autumn Spice
PolarG
Arachnid - Beard Oil - Venom-Dripped Tobacco, Cloved Apple Stew, Dark Autumn Spice
It’s bite is not lethal.

This is a more subtle scent in their line up which isn’t a bad thing. When you open the bottle the main scent is a warm apple. Didn’t pick up clove until it was in my beard. Took a four hour run on my motorcycle so the scent development was on fast forward. When I got home and finally had a chance to sit down a waft of wind kicked up an autumn spice forward tobacco and the apple was gone. I’d like for a longer lasting apple but the overall profile was pleasant.

The Scribe - Beard Balm - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Anonymous
The Scribe - Beard Balm - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Good Product but....

I want to start by saying I love the names and artwork on these products. But I don't care alot for this smell. I will use it and will try a different product later when this is used up. It is not that it is a bad smell, but the dark chocolate is very strong. I was wanting/expecting more of a coffee smell to come through especially since that is the smell listed on the front of the item. If dark chocolate is the smell you want than this is definitely for you.

The Scribe - Beard Wash - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Anonymous
The Scribe - Beard Wash - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Good Product but.....

I want to start by saying I love the names and artwork on these products. But I don't care alot for this smell. I will use it and will try a different product later when this is used up. It is not that it is a bad smell, but the dark chocolate is very strong. I was wanting/expecting more of a coffee smell to come through especially since that is the smell listed on the front of the item. If dark chocolate is the smell you want than this is definitely for you.

The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Jeffrey Baker
The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Wow

It’s one of the best so far get it it won’t disappoint you

The Scarecrow - Beard Oil - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
Normand
The Scarecrow - Beard Oil - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves

Nice excellent product I love the oil

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