Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Refresher - Beard Butter - Gunpowder & Lemonade
EP
The Refresher - Beard Butter - Gunpowder & Lemonade
Great scent.

One of my two favorites. Very clean and strong smelling. One of only two smells that I have numerous products of the line. Really hope they bring this one back again next year. The butters all work very well without having to use a lot.

Marshfellow - Beard Butter - Toasted Graham Cracker, Charred Marshmallow, Molten Chocolate
EP
Marshfellow - Beard Butter - Toasted Graham Cracker, Charred Marshmallow, Molten Chocolate
Great scent..

Love the smell and the butter. Works very well and you don't need a lot. Smells like it should but the chocolate is muted. Be careful getting these delivered in the summer, just place it in the freezer for an hour before opening.

Marshfellow - Beard Oil - Toasted Graham Cracker, Charred Marshmallow, Molten Chocolate
EP
Marshfellow - Beard Oil - Toasted Graham Cracker, Charred Marshmallow, Molten Chocolate
Probably my favorite.....

Love the smell of this scent! Recently started using Fable products.This and Refresher are the first ones I ordered more than one product of the lineup. Smells like marshmallows and graham crackers. The cocoa smell is very muted but give it balance. I REALLY hope they bring this one back next year.

The Lumberjack - Beard Butter - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods
Gary
The Lumberjack - Beard Butter - Rich Maple Syrup, Fragrant Maple Leaves, & Soft Cabin Woods

One of my favorites

The Troll - Deodorant - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
m.d.g.
The Troll - Deodorant - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air

Very good fragrance

Marshfellow - Deodorant - Toasted Graham Cracker, Charred Marshmallow, Molten Chocolate
m.d.g.
Marshfellow - Deodorant - Toasted Graham Cracker, Charred Marshmallow, Molten Chocolate

Absolutely love it

The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Ryan Baker
The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Amazing

Get this beard oil you wo t regret it. The smell is awesome and lasts a long time.

The Harvester - Beard Butter - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Ryan Baker
The Harvester - Beard Butter - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
The stuff is great

The harvester is a great smell. The wife and I love it. The smell is amazing. It has a reminder of a certain smell from a place in the malls. You’ll need a sweater for this weather. Anyways great sent. I got the butter and the oil.

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Randall Crunk
The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Great Smell

This stuff is wonderful!

The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Joshua Gage
The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Autumn Fun

A fun apple-forward aroma with a sweet pumpkin that lingers long after work. Very sweet autumn scents for a cool day.

The Scarecrow - Beard Oil - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
Joshua Gage
The Scarecrow - Beard Oil - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
Waited All Year

I got a bottle of the oil last year, and it was so good that I bought a combo this year! Great autumn scent!

Chatterbox - Beard Oil - Browned Butter Glaze, Charred Pumpkin Sugar, Spiced Baked Apple
Derek
Chatterbox - Beard Oil - Browned Butter Glaze, Charred Pumpkin Sugar, Spiced Baked Apple

Chatterbox is a wonderful beard scent.

Captain Crimson - Beard Balm - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
John W Gorham III
Captain Crimson - Beard Balm - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Captain Crimson

I absolutely love them scent and the product performance, the balm is my favorite but I enjoy the wash and conditioner... haven't used the cologne yet but im sure its great, the bundle i got will last a while, a little of this product goes a long way, worth every cent, I wish they would make a candle, I love coconut 🥥

World Eater - Beard Oil - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
Stephen J P
World Eater - Beard Oil - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
Florida Vibes!

Love this sent because it fits in well with everyday life in sunny Florida. The citrus main notes with a subtle sweetness as it wears in is exactly what I needed for an everyday oil.

The Dollmaker - Beard Balm - Warm Butterscotch, Buttered Rum, Candy Corn, & Creamy Caramel
Thomas King
The Dollmaker - Beard Balm - Warm Butterscotch, Buttered Rum, Candy Corn, & Creamy Caramel
Dollmaker is a hit!

Love the scent: not too strong, not too subtle. It also lingers for hours.

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