Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Christina Reppert
The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Excellent product

Purchased beard oil for my hubby. He smells delish every time he wears it. Excellent product that tames his beard.

The Scarecrow - Beard Oil - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
Curtis
The Scarecrow - Beard Oil - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
I want to eat my beard now

This beard oil is amazing. Fantastic formula and scent. Not greasy. My partner loves it! Worth every penny.

The Witch Doctor - Deodorant - Smoked Mango, Island Breeze, Dark Musk
Zachary Reynolds
The Witch Doctor - Deodorant - Smoked Mango, Island Breeze, Dark Musk
Classic banger!!

I am so happy Fable brought this back so I could experience this scent!! Truly an amazing scent and it is so well rounded!! I believe this is an all the time scent any time of the year!! Lasts all day as well!!

The Refresher - Deodorant - Gunpowder & Lemonade
Zachary Reynolds
The Refresher - Deodorant - Gunpowder & Lemonade
Amazing!!!!

One of the best scents I believe Fable has come out with! Who knew lemon and gunpowder could mix so well!! I love Refresher so much and it lasts all day and sometimes into the next day!!

The Lifeguard - Deodorant - Pineapple Margarita, Creamy Vanilla & Golden Amber
Zachary Reynolds
The Lifeguard - Deodorant - Pineapple Margarita, Creamy Vanilla & Golden Amber
Classic banger!!

I am really enjoying Lifeguard!! It is really nice and perfect for summer!! Every scent note comes through and lasts all day long!!

The Shark Hunter - Deodorant - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Zachary Reynolds
The Shark Hunter - Deodorant - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Shark Hunter Deodorant

Shark Hunter is a really nice scent. Truly a well rounded scent and all the scent notes come through. The deodorants last through the day!!

The Scarecrow - Beard Wash - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
Matthew Woodall
The Scarecrow - Beard Wash - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves

The Scarecrow - Beard Wash - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves

The Scarecrow - Cologne - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
Derek Brown
The Scarecrow - Cologne - Warm Pumpkin Spice, Withered Hay Fields, and Fall Leaves
AMAZING STUFF!!

Best quality/ best smelling/ longest lasting beard products I’ve ever used! Love it! Will definitely be ordering more products from this brand!

The Scribe - Beard Butter - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Brandon Goodvin
The Scribe - Beard Butter - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte

The Scribe - Beard Butter - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte

The Lightning Rod - Beard Oil - Fruity Cereal, Crisp Lemon, Fresh Cherries, and Sweet Pomegranate
Briar Burke
The Lightning Rod - Beard Oil - Fruity Cereal, Crisp Lemon, Fresh Cherries, and Sweet Pomegranate
Winner winner 🥇

This scent right here is by far one of my absolute favorites I love the smell of fruity cereal and crisp lemon I have gotten so many compliments using this scent. One dropper rubbed in good mixed with the balm excellent combo

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Briar Burke
The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
The Baker (heaven in a bottle )

I was absolutely excited to try this scent. I could smell warm cinnamon sugar before I even opened the package, I absolutely love this scent hands down top 10 best on my list of oils.

World Eater - Beard Oil - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
Briar Burke
World Eater - Beard Oil - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
World eater beard oil

First time using this scent the tangy orange sherbet smells very refreshing and last nicely for about 8 hours felt amazing in beard not to thick only needed one dropper. Definetly one of my favorite scents from Fable I hope they keep this scent !!

The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Jim Doty
The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Harvester

Very nice product ! The scent lingers way longer than some other’s. Not greasy works through and into the skin nicely!
Won’t let me post a pic though guess I lose

The Djinn - Beard Butter - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Sean Eric Ainsworth
The Djinn - Beard Butter - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Love it

Smells excellent. Reminds me of good incense

The Harvester - Beard Butter - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Ryan Buter
The Harvester - Beard Butter - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Love the scent.

Absolutely love this smell. Seems to last a while during the day. You only need to use a little of The beard butter for a big impact.

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