Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.

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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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Stretch - Deodorant - Stretched Leather, Evergreen Fruits, Silken Sweet Cream
Steven Sylvester
Stretch Deodorant Keeps Your Pits Fresh All Day

Stretch Deodorant smells great and works like a champ in the Oklahoma heat. After a long day of working outdoors my underarms still smell as good as when I first applied the deodorant. It lasts all day long. It is made with all natural ingredients too which makes it even better.

The General - Beard Oil - Sweetened Tobacco, Sandalwood Aftershave, Cosmic Bergamot
Kenny Thacker
My 2 newest oils

The hero and the general love how both have that classic cologne sent you can really smell the sweet tabacco in hero and the cosmic aftershave in general diffantly planning on buy a ultimate bundle of both these guys I give em both 5 stars!!!

Pumpkin Eater - Beard Oil - Prize Pumpkin Pie, Creamy Whipped Topping, Toasted Pie Crust
Michael Schmidt
I’m hooked

Like the title I am hooked. I have got many scents from Fable beard and just love them all. I use their oil daily and have received many compliments The artwork is amazing. I

The Baker - Beard Butter - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Aaron Manzanares
Bakery Fresh

My guilty pleasure has always been bakery fresh donuts! So when I saw the title of this scent, I had to try it! This beard butter smells absolutely amazing! Great conditioning oils making my beard soft and full! I would recommend this product to anyone trying to tame their beard!

Eric Gally
Second Order will keep on ordering from Fable Beard

This is my second order with Fable Beard! The prices are reasonable. Both orders I was able to use a decent promo code. The scents are all decent with masculine themes and very creative.

The Harvester - Deodorant - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Eric Gally
Autumn scent

I just started with the first of my order" The Harvester." Definite Fall season scent. Perfect for this time of year. I have made it my go to deodorant right now.

The Harvester - Beard Butter - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Sean Marble

I’ve had the harvester and the scarecrow quite a few times. I love them both but this new one they just gave me for free. Jack in the coffin is great

The Stranger - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Poisoned Orchard Apple, Brûléed Wild Berries, Vanilla Shadow
Travis Nash
One of the tops this year!

Fable seems to never go wrong with those apple scents. Loving this one so far!

The Stranger - Cologne - Poisoned Orchard Apple, Brûléed Wild Berries, Vanilla Shadow
Marty Babin
The stranger that stays

Did refreshing scent. . Prefer it over the Grower. A little more potent, but not overpowering.

The Balloons - Beard Oil - Sinister Cherry Cola, Fizzy Popping Candy, Golden Caramel
Robert Weihofen
Cola Cola Cola

Just a perfect Cola scent! So well balanced for Fall with the Golden Caramel!

The Undead - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Green Apples, Sour Candy, Bubblegum Brains
Robert Weihofen
Fall Apples!

Perfect fall themed apple scent! Weekly rotation item for sure!

Pumpkin Eater - Deodorant - Prize Pumpkin Pie, Creamy Whipped Topping, Toasted Pie Crust
Joe Dix
Pie for your pits.

Pumpkin Eater is full of surprises. It is pumpkin-forward, but has notes of crust and even a little ginger. At least to my nose, anyway. It's a good natural deodorant. Just don't use too much. I also rinse my pits after a few uses to prevent buildup and irritation. Just an FYI for my fellow beardos.

$25 Mystery Beard Bundle - Post Purchase Offer
James

I love their beard products! The mystery box did not disappoint!!!

Jacoby LLoyd
Great product

Great product, wife loves the smell of the hiway hunter,

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Jason McDowell
Awesome

Awesome oil as usual.

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