Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Lifeguard - Beard Conditioner - Pineapple Margarita, Creamy Vanilla & Golden Amber
Chaz
The Lifeguard - Beard Conditioner - Pineapple Margarita, Creamy Vanilla & Golden Amber

This scent smells amazing and leaves my beard so soft after a shower

The Marionette - Deodorant - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke
Levi Ray
The Marionette - Deodorant - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke

The Marionette - Deodorant - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke

The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
D.L.
The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze

Awesome product will definitely keep getting

The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
D.L.
The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow

Awesome product will definitely keep getting

The Barkeep - Unscented Beard Conditioner
Stephen Cody
The Barkeep - Unscented Beard Conditioner

The Barkeep - Unscented Beard Conditioner

The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Complete Butter Kit
Jose
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Complete Butter Kit

Smells and feels amazing on my beard !!! And my lady loves it !! Everyone get it now before i buy them all

The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Drew Roderuck
The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Wonderful scent!

I have been hesitant about sandalwood scents in general in the past but the combination of these scents came together for such a great smell and these oils continue to make my beard feel extra soft too!

The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Josh Green
The Harvester - Beard Oil - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Fantastic Fall Scent

The quality of the oil is excellent, and the combination of scents is very much what one imagines when imagining lazy warm Autumn days and spiced apples and ripe pumpkin.

The Marionette - Deodorant - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke
Timothy Dumas
The Marionette - Deodorant - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke

The Marionette - Deodorant - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
G.K.
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

Smells good add to your collections.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
G.K.
Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

Again smells amazaing 4th purchase from this company. But my go to is the harvester.

The Troll - Beard Conditioner - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Clifton Reed
The Troll - Beard Conditioner - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Clean and Light. Good for work environment!

I love the smell of the beard oil, balm, shampoo and conditioner. The Butter doesn't have the same smell. With the butter, I feel like the shea butter smell over powers the signature sent. It not bad just not the same as the others previouly mentioned. Overall very happy with my switch from Beard Struggle.

The Grower - Beard Butter - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
M.R.
The Grower - Beard Butter - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber

Best scent

The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Danny Veliz
The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

Awesome and great smelling

The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Matt Ellis
The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil - Warm Roasted Pumpkin, Sweet Vanilla Bean, Rich Spiced Cinnamon, and Creamy Toasted Marshmallow
Hunt no longer… this is the scent you’ve been looking for!

Highway Hunter is a mixture of warm, sweet, rich, and creamy scents you’ve been searching for! It’s a warm luscious vanilla scent paired well with a sweet marshmallow and cinnamon! If you could bottle the smell of autumn then this would be it. The smell stays for hours and my beard is left soft and manageable, I’m in LOVE with this scent!

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